Broke up

**Packy** · 07-06-2009, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98

its not an attitude! and im seriously not trying to be rude!!! swear!

I was just kidding. I am just feeling sassy today for some reason. Must be the damn techno music I am exposed to at work all day.

**ls1blackbeauty98** · 07-06-2009, 08:26 AM

i have a friend that listens to techno and he like twirls glow sticks and stuff...

its funny i told him i wanted to get him a baton, he could wear a cute little sequenced outfit and twirl. haha

sorry back on topic

**JerseyLS1** · 07-06-2009, 08:36 AM

I love my dog, but if she ever even makes a gesture like she's legitimately biting my bf, i'd let him hit her. she knows better .. its usually a territorial thing if its just outa the blue ... did i mention i hate little yippy dogs? PUNT!

**BlueCobraDriver** · 07-06-2009, 02:21 PM

I train dogs. Dogs are territorial but me I don't like untrained dogs regardless of the size even though I've always gone for the larger breeds. I imagined you probably teased, provoked the dog and regardless what words were said, dogs know tone of voice. I worked at a vet where the office manager teased a teacup Chihuahua and held him too close, got bit and needed a couple of stitches. I have a 4 year old long coat German Shepherd that is a certified therapy dog. He's trained in tracking, search & rescue and also is a service dog for my wife & me for our hearing loss. Beau has a vest and we go everywhere. He's been on a plane right next to me twice and for free.

**blackSS01** · 07-07-2009, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98

i have to laugh because you were jealous over an animal... after having said that

she does sound a bit psycho with the whole dog thing, but that was kinda mean to give an ultimatium? (spelling?) you or the dog, i prolly would have laughed and said the dog too....since u were jealous of a dog.... DONT GET MAD! im not tryin to be rude im just sayin

Well when you have a dog try to lick your ass because your BF lets the dog lay on the bed when you have sex then you can chat away. I said it was a long story and I left more out then what was put in. I never gave her the ultimatium, I just wanted an appology. Its alright tho, working on a girl that looks like megan fox

**Packy** · 07-07-2009, 04:30 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Well when you have a dog try to lick your ass because your BF lets the dog lay on the bed when you have sex then you can chat away. I said it was a long story and I left more out then what was put in. I never gave her the ultimatium, I just wanted an appology. Its alright tho, working on a girl that looks like megan fox

Hell yeah for the recovery!

**waldo** · 07-07-2009, 04:42 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Well.....me and the GF are no more. Today when I was playing around with her poodle, it decided to bite me in the face. Thank god it didn't break the skin, but it wasn't a play bite either. Well I proceeded to punch her dog across the face since it wanted to bite me some more. She got all pissed at me and told me it was my fault, so I told her to go to hell. Always hated that fucking mutt. I have been bitten before that needed 16 stiches and said never again. Next dog that bites me will have a bullet removed from its head

why would you remove the bullet?

**c5z28** · 07-07-2009, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98

its not an attitude! and im seriously not trying to be rude!!! swear!

your right ultimatums never work

**FasstChevys** · 07-08-2009, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

working on a girl that looks like megan fox

Okay, now moving on...........

we want pics! or I call

**FasstChevys** · 07-08-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by c5z28

your right ultimatums never work

and that's why I've given a few ultimatums in my day

because I knew they'd choose the other direction, and then they look like the "bad" person because they did the breaking up.....I still came out with the end result I wanted

win-win for me

**blackSS01** · 07-08-2009, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by FasstChevys

Okay, now moving on...........

we want pics! or I call

Well, that already fell through

Didn't even get more then a kiss

Oh well, I am a fast recovery man so it shouldn't take long to find another

**Nastyfoot** · 07-08-2009, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Little update. A few days later being lonely and thinking I may have over reacted, I told her if she appologized for snapping on me that I would take her back. Well, she snapped some more

Here are some quotes....

"My poodle has the same rights as humans do"

"I love you so much, but if its between you or the dog, I am not getting rid of my dog"

Now after all that b.s. I decided not to play Mr. Nice guy and decided being civil was not the task at hand.

I called up the cable company and had her internet and tv shut off since it was in my name. I was going to save her the $100 to have it re-installed by just transfering but said fuck it

Then I called the PoPo and reported the bite. They said it wouldn't get put down but its now on record and with our laws it twice is dice. So one more time and that fuckers done

If that little fucker can vote, get a drivers license, or pay for her cable bill then yeah, maybe. Other than that, fuck that little Cujo

**Smittro** · 07-21-2009, 08:41 AM

Well @ least you got outta there. Sounds like crazy shit to me. I can tell you this though. Animal bites me......animal dies...... simple as that. We have an old farm where our second home is. I came out on the porch once and there was a racoon eating the cats food (outside cats). I tried to get off the porch without bothering it. It spun around and charged me teeth bared I kicked that fucker so hard it was dead before it left the porch floor....