What are you thinking about at this very moment?

**excrider121** · 01-25-2010, 02:43 PM

Dreading my ENGR homework for the night...

**wheeliE-maxx** · 01-25-2010, 03:20 PM

Why do the boys feel like they've been in a vice all day

**excrider121** · 01-25-2010, 03:37 PM

I had that problem earlier..then the gf helped out.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 01-25-2010, 03:41 PM

Hah, not blue balls, I think I crushed em sometime today

**bigrondownhiller** · 01-26-2010, 08:52 AM

WTF everytime I put the car cover on my car the next day there is 60 mph winds. I don't know why I even bother. I have to pick it up off the ground and pull out all the leaves and junk and hope there is nothing stuck in there that will scratch the paint.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 01-26-2010, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by bigrondownhiller

WTF everytime I put the car cover on my car the next day there is 60 mph winds. I don't know why I even bother. I have to pick it up off the ground and pull out all the leaves and junk and hope there is nothing stuck in there that will scratch the paint.

Do you have the lock cable for it? Or did it come with one? Mine has loop holes around the bottom of it to tie it down although I never use them bc it stays in the garage. Just an idea. Or if it doesn't, maybe you can make some?

**Spaz** · 01-26-2010, 09:01 AM

why can't i learn not to sit on my own nut sack???

**bigrondownhiller** · 01-26-2010, 09:07 AM

Originally Posted by 35th-ANV-SS

Do you have the lock cable for it? Or did it come with one? Mine has loop holes around the bottom of it to tie it down although I never use them bc it stays in the garage. Just an idea. Or if it doesn't, maybe you can make some?

No loops on the bottom. Only has on strap that goes under the car in the middle. I think I have to make something work. I just put it back on a little while ago and I am sure it is probably going to be off in a day or two.

**bigrondownhiller** · 01-26-2010, 09:08 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

why can't i learn not to sit on my own nut sack???

Because you secretly like the feeling of your balls in a vice.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 01-26-2010, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

why can't i learn not to sit on my own nut sack???

What I did yesterday... Had to sleep on my back to avoid pressure between my legs. I wore boxers instead of boxer briefs today and it seemed to help. The tighteys flet like they were pushing my balls backwards to be crushed

**tep98ws6** · 01-26-2010, 09:35 AM

my dr pepper tastes like water.

feck

**cammed goat** · 01-26-2010, 03:29 PM

Why women ask for my phone number and text me saying they are taken.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 01-26-2010, 03:55 PM

Did you ask if they were taken? Maybe they think you're "best friend" material

**cammed goat** · 01-26-2010, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Did you ask if they were taken? Maybe they think you're "best friend" material

Nope. Got a text from my father's coworker this morning telling me she is dating and us getting together "would be a bad idea." I told my mother when I got home today and she was like "WTF...SHE ASKED ME FOR YOUR NUMBER JUST TWO WEEKS AGO!!!" So now my mother feels kinda used.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 01-26-2010, 04:29 PM

Wow dude. Have you considered becoming a monk

all women are whores. Also, she texted that to you and couldn't even call..

**cammed goat** · 01-26-2010, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Wow dude. Have you considered becoming a monk

all women are whores. Also, she texted that to you and couldn't even call..

Nnnnope. I have noticed in all my years of watching the opposite sex that they want to have their cake and eat it too. If we feel used and we walk away, we are the "bad guys". If we don't stick around to deal with their drama, we are "scumbags" and other negative names. I told my mother that when she goes into work with my father to not give anymore info out about me(what I am up to, how I am doing, etc.) and hopefully my father's women coworkers will forget all about me. I am tired of living a life of confusion dealing with women. And the irony is, I know I am right about what I have seen in my life, and a woman will try her damndest to prove me wrong...which will not surprise me.

**Mr. Luos** · 01-26-2010, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

I have noticed in all my years of watching the opposite sex that they want to have their cake and eat it too.

So true....

**wheeliE-maxx** · 01-26-2010, 05:06 PM

And then when you get married they have their cake, and have their cake, and have their cake, and some more. Then you end up with a 400 pound cuntzilla

**cammed goat** · 01-26-2010, 05:09 PM

It's like they know our routine, get us out of it(throw a monkey wrench into our life) and laugh about it. How bout they just adjust to our life, or walk away. Is it REALLY that difficult?!

**wheeliE-maxx** · 01-26-2010, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

It's like they know our routine, get us out of it(throw a monkey wrench into our life) and laugh about it. How bout they just adjust to our life, or walk away. Is it REALLY that difficult?!

They have the poosy, they control everything