*** The TRAIN ***

[djvaly]

Ed, come on! If you're crazy enough to make me a mod...

I'd make u a God hheheh

[jad628]

aawww, like you never farted on the QB for the hell of it? shit, i would have...

i was a wide receiver and halfback when i played...

I would have SHOT the quarterback if they let me carry!!!

A gun that is.

[lakmflx]

Yeah, I don't think I want to know.

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.


Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

[jad628]

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.


Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

I tried to save you Emily.

[Sassy Cassie]

Oi Sassy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's my brother from another mother?!?

[lakmflx]

I tried to save you Emily.

i posted the link to that post but i guess she missed it, so i had to dig it up and re post

[djvaly]

busy train...
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[Emily]

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.


Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

Lovely.

[Spaz]

i posted the link to that post but i guess she missed it, so i had to dig it up and re post

i can never find the shit i post...

[jad628]

busy train...
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Might need a second engine to pull all the cars!!!

[lakmflx]

Lovely.

The Bolivian Bat Mitzmah sounds interesting

[Spaz]

[lakmflx]

Neither is Zap's...oh wait...that's his Lightning.

Zing!

[Emily]

The Bolivian Bat Mitzmah sounds interesting

I don't want to know!

It's 4! Time to go home!

[lakmflx]

Hes trying to hear where he's cumming from

[lakmflx]

Time for me to go as well.... Ill see ya later!

[SSwt00SS]

busy train...
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Hahahahahaha...ZAP bringing up the rear!!!

[Spaz]

[Spaz]

oh yeah diph... chuck norris is real tough...

[Sassy Cassie]

I gotta get rollin'