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    Quote Originally Posted by Packy View Post
    Buy them a "dead mule"


    explain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapper2003 View Post
    explain?
    A dead mule is one shot low grade tequila and a shot of milk... Oh it hurts the tummy when it goes down.

    My favorite is when a chick asks for a drink I tell them that I will buy them one if their panties match their bra. So they have to show you how much of slut they are before they get a drink. It makes for a good ice breaker too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packy View Post
    A dead mule is one shot low grade tequila and a shot of milk... Oh it hurts the tummy when it goes down.

    My favorite is when a chick asks for a drink I tell them that I will buy them one if their panties match their bra. So they have to show you how much of slut they are before they get a drink. It makes for a good ice breaker too!
    good one, gotta remember that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Packy View Post
    A dead mule is one shot low grade tequila and a shot of milk... Oh it hurts the tummy when it goes down.

    My favorite is when a chick asks for a drink I tell them that I will buy them one if their panties match their bra. So they have to show you how much of slut they are before they get a drink. It makes for a good ice breaker too!
    Good tips lol i shall use them. Damn, you and cassie go out and have fun dont u lol

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    Dead Mule it is. Thats a tasty trick. At the very least you might get to see some cleavage outta the deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    Good tips lol i shall use them. Damn, you and cassie go out and have fun dont u lol
    how ya think he meet cassie

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    I say they can buy there own damn drinks.

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    i like the blue wave, might be worth buying a drink if u get to throw a cup of water in her face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packy View Post
    My favorite is when a chick asks for a drink I tell them that I will buy them one if their panties match their bra. So they have to show you how much of slut they are before they get a drink. It makes for a good ice breaker too!
    I like that...I might just try it. Then again, at 8 bucks for a drink here, I ought to ask to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

    I NEVER buy chicks drinks, it pisses me off when they ask. Only time I buy a chick a drink at the bar is if she walked in with me, and I know she's leaving with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapper2003 View Post
    Some of us need the useless bar whores
    They don't even come and ask me

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    They don't even come and ask me
    more money for car parts and snap on tools lol Tell them that you got hit in the head in a fight instead of the torque arm and play up being a badass

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    more money for car parts and snap on tools lol Tell them that you got hit in the head in a fight instead of the torque arm and play up being a badass

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    It's been a while but as I remember my response was, "what's in it for me. I don't spend money for nothing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Packy View Post
    A dead mule is one shot low grade tequila and a shot of milk... Oh it hurts the tummy when it goes down.

    My favorite is when a chick asks for a drink I tell them that I will buy them one if their panties match their bra. So they have to show you how much of slut they are before they get a drink. It makes for a good ice breaker too!

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