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    At least they're of age. I go to those college clubs and find enough women within 20 years of my age to keep me happy. Most of them divorced and trying to relive their youth. I'm sure you know the type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    dirty old man you mean
    I'll take that as a compliment,thank you!

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    Shit son, I'm old enough to be your daddy!
    Not good lookin enuff to be my daddy......LOL.....

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    I'l check this thread later on tonite. I'm still at work but it's quitting time!

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    Not good lookin enuff to be my daddy......LOL.....
    You never know. I've been through Indiana a time or two (or 3).

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    Nope....sex is better...with 2 things.
    1. Age/Experiance
    2 Being married to the same person for more than 25 years.
    Fucking kids aint got nothing on us
    Well maybe that's three things....

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    i really was posting this thread over the stalking comment - lol some people would understand that

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    You never know. I've been through Indiana a time or two (or 3).
    I was born in Texas......But If you are my daddy, i want my inheritance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    i really was posting this thread over the stalking comment - lol some people would understand that
    No this is a gearhead forum not a pervert fuck me in the ass forum.....well maybe a pervert gearhead forum....but for a fuck me in the ass forum go here....
    www.ls1gto.com
    lots of Oprah dedicated fans there.....you'll fit right in....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    i really was posting this thread over the stalking comment - lol some people would understand that
    I have a stalker......Soooo what is your point

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchargedblackgto View Post
    I was born in Texas......But If you are my daddy, i want my inheritance
    Look between your legs.....there is your inheritance.....

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    Ive learned that if you stick your tongue in a girls ass they will usually end up wanting to marry you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    No this is a gearhead forum not a pervert fuck me in the ass forum.....well maybe a pervert gearhead forum....but for a fuck me in the ass forum go here....
    www.ls1gto.com
    lots of Oprah dedicated fans there.....you'll fit right in....
    Thats funny stuff right there....
    How about this..."I wasn't treated very well by my Father....Thats why Im an Alcohoilc, have low self esteem and generally feel like POO Dr.Phil"O REALLY....Lets talk about that....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby97SS View Post
    Ive learned that if you stick your tongue in a girls ass they will usually end up wanting to marry you.
    Why would you want that anyway.....you only get married after you verified they are rich as shit.....not if you put your tongue in their ass....wait a minute...didnt I ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Look between your legs.....there is your inheritance.....
    I didn't make out very well....Possum...
    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Why would you want that anyway.....you only get married after you verified they are rich as shit.....not if you put your tongue in their ass....wait a minute...didnt I ban you?
    No we made up, remember, Im gonna roast corn with carb cleaner and drink only Texas beer for the rest of my days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchargedblackgto View Post
    Thats funny stuff right there....
    How about this..."I wasn't treated very well by my Father....Thats why Im an Alcohoilc, have low self esteem and generally feel like POO Dr.Phil"Click for full sizeO REALLY....Lets talk about that....LOL
    Ol Phil would have a field day with Stevie......
    Stevie: I got drunk with a guy and he came over and fucked me in the ass. I was too drunk to stop him and didnt file charges or anything....but I posted about it on LS1.COM and my ass hurts.
    Dr.Phil: He got me also Stevie....how did that make you feel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby97SS View Post
    No we made up, remember, Im gonna roast corn with carb cleaner and drink only Texas beer for the rest of my days.
    Oh yeah....sorry...you gonna come down this saturday to the Pedders Day in Boerne and hang out? I have Geritol and Shiner Bock

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