Post your idiot moments

**Shermanator86** · 05-29-2008, 10:53 PM

On st. patties day I got drunked up with my brothers, came back to my parents house, falling 4 times from the truck to the door (breaking my nose and spliting open my finger), got in the house and couldn't figure out why i couldn't turn on the tv with the remote ( it was my garage door opener) then fell backwards in my chair. after all of this i ended up pukeing my guts out til 5 am. thats been my worst moment i've had in awhile

here a pic from when i fell

**Too Fast** · 05-30-2008, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by colesherman86

On st. patties day I got drunked up with my brothers, came back to my parents house, falling 4 times from the truck to the door (breaking my nose and spliting open my finger), got in the house and couldn't figure out why i couldn't turn on the tv with the remote ( it was my garage door opener) then fell backwards in my chair. after all of this i ended up pukeing my guts out til 5 am. thats been my worst moment i've had in awhile

here a pic from when i fell

Still clutching the shot glass, I see. And, nice radio next to ya. Playing and Irish jig, no doubt LOL!

**2MuchFun** · 05-30-2008, 05:16 AM

so were you sucking some irish boy's dick or is there a good explanation why your mouth is green?

**Shermanator86** · 05-30-2008, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by Too Fast

Still clutching the shot glass, I see. And, nice radio next to ya. Playing and Irish jig, no doubt LOL!

haha thats cause the shot glass is on a necklace, and thats not a radio, it's my little nieces bubble maker haha

Originally Posted by 2MuchFun

so were you sucking some irish boy's dick or is there a good explanation why your mouth is green?

That would be too many green beers

rapter34 · 05-30-2008, 06:44 AM

they had a similar thing on today's Bob and Tom. One guy who was working as a bouncer at a strip club had to clean the pole and when he was cleaning it he fell off the stage and had to be takin to the Hospital. lol I laughed.

**Spaz** · 05-30-2008, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by rapter34

they had a similar thing on today's Bob and Tom. One guy who was working as a bouncer at a strip club had to clean the pole and when he was cleaning it he fell off the stage and had to be takin to the Hospital. lol I laughed.

good thing it wasn't cold in there... his tongue could have froze to it...

**M-Ten** · 05-30-2008, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by 2MuchFun

so were you sucking some irish boy's dick or is there a good explanation why your mouth is green?

Lol! I was wondering the same thing

**M-Ten** · 05-30-2008, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

good thing it wasn't cold in there... his tongue could have froze to it...

Hahaha ewwww

**ls1camino** · 05-30-2008, 09:59 AM

Long story short...

I own a Dark Blue '96 Suburban, which can easily be mistaken for a police truck at night, and I had just bought one of those Red/Blue Rotating Lights from Spencers and was dying to prank someone with it.

I'm coming home from work one night (11pm-ish) and a co-worker decided to do a flyby on me (I left about 5 minutes earlier than him and was a significant distance down the road) in his riced out Civic hatchback. Well, in about 3 seconds time, I rip the light out of the box (which was on my passenger seat), plug it into my power converter, put it on my dash, and turn it on (the blue cover was on). I then chase after him with the light going. He pulls over. I pull up behind him and wait a minute before walking up beside his car with my Maglight. I stop slightly behind his view and he starts blabbering on about how he wasn't speeding and what not. I had the words "I pulled you over for being too rice" in my mouth when I hear this siren and red light mixed with the blue from my truck. I turn around to see this cop with his gun out at me, yelling at me to step away from the car (my friend's Civic). My friend then turns around and sees that it's me that pulled him over. He starts laughing and gets out of the car. The cop then tells both of us to put our hands up and step back from the car.

...fast forwarding about 5 minutes...

We both explain what is going on...that it was a practical joke and I wasn't impersonating an officer for malicious reasons blah blah blah...he told us off and took my light (

) and told us to go home and not to do anything so stupid again.

I got off real lucky with this one, and I haven't even thought about buying another rotating light, much less pulling a friend over with my truck.

**M-Ten** · 05-30-2008, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

Long story short...

I own a Dark Blue '96 Suburban, which can easily be mistaken for a police truck at night, and I had just bought one of those Red/Blue Rotating Lights from Spencers and was dying to prank someone with it.

I'm coming home from work one night (11pm-ish) and a co-worker decided to do a flyby on me (I left about 5 minutes earlier than him and was a significant distance down the road) in his riced out Civic hatchback. Well, in about 3 seconds time, I rip the light out of the box (which was on my passenger seat), plug it into my power converter, put it on my dash, and turn it on (the blue cover was on). I then chase after him with the light going. He pulls over. I pull up behind him and wait a minute before walking up beside his car with my Maglight. I stop slightly behind his view and he starts blabbering on about how he wasn't speeding and what not. I had the words "I pulled you over for being too rice" in my mouth when I hear this siren and red light mixed with the blue from my truck. I turn around to see this cop with his gun out at me, yelling at me to step away from the car (my friend's Civic). My friend then turns around and sees that it's me that pulled him over. He starts laughing and gets out of the car. The cop then tells both of us to put our hands up and step back from the car.

...fast forwarding about 5 minutes...

We both explain what is going on...that it was a practical joke and I wasn't impersonating an officer for malicious reasons blah blah blah...he told us off and took my light (

) and told us to go home and not to do anything so stupid again.

I got off real lucky with this one, and I haven't even thought about buying another rotating light, much less pulling a friend over with my truck.

LOL!!! HAHA!! I wish you would have gotten to say that to him.. I wonder what he would have done hahaha...

Lucky he didn't tase you haha

**Packy** · 05-30-2008, 10:40 AM

Everyday of my life!!!

**Too Fast** · 05-30-2008, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

Long story short...

I own a Dark Blue '96 Suburban, which can easily be mistaken for a police truck at night, and I had just bought one of those Red/Blue Rotating Lights from Spencers and was dying to prank someone with it.

I'm coming home from work one night (11pm-ish) and a co-worker decided to do a flyby on me (I left about 5 minutes earlier than him and was a significant distance down the road) in his riced out Civic hatchback. Well, in about 3 seconds time, I rip the light out of the box (which was on my passenger seat), plug it into my power converter, put it on my dash, and turn it on (the blue cover was on). I then chase after him with the light going. He pulls over. I pull up behind him and wait a minute before walking up beside his car with my Maglight. I stop slightly behind his view and he starts blabbering on about how he wasn't speeding and what not. I had the words "I pulled you over for being too rice" in my mouth when I hear this siren and red light mixed with the blue from my truck. I turn around to see this cop with his gun out at me, yelling at me to step away from the car (my friend's Civic). My friend then turns around and sees that it's me that pulled him over. He starts laughing and gets out of the car. The cop then tells both of us to put our hands up and step back from the car.

...fast forwarding about 5 minutes...

We both explain what is going on...that it was a practical joke and I wasn't impersonating an officer for malicious reasons blah blah blah...he told us off and took my light (

) and told us to go home and not to do anything so stupid again.

I got off real lucky with this one, and I haven't even thought about buying another rotating light, much less pulling a friend over with my truck.

Yeah, you won't be doing that again soon!

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 05-30-2008, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by bige97

Are you ok? what a dumbass

no I am dead and came back as Speedaddict38

**B34M3R** · 05-30-2008, 07:27 PM

I had taken my brand new Cobalt SS to the beach about 2 weeks after I got it, parked it in the sand, and then detached the keyless from the keys, locked the keyless in the car, and put the keys in a zipper pocket in my shorts. (I was massively paraniod about someone messing with my car at Daytona Beach) Then I decided to go swimming. Not the best idea I've ever had, because my pants developed a key-width hole in the zipper pocket while I was swimming. FAIL.

Oh, and all our cellphones were locked in the car along with the keyless entry. Had to flag down Beach Patrol to slimjim the lock... on the plus side, the Beach Patrol was a hot ass chick

Then I got to call a buddy of mine to go to my house and pick up my spare, and drive 45 minutes out to drop them off to me. I was sunburned like a BITCH by the time that day was over.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-30-2008, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by B34M3R

I had taken my brand new Cobalt SS to the beach about 2 weeks after I got it, parked it in the sand, and then detached the keyless from the keys, locked the keyless in the car, and put the keys in a zipper pocket in my shorts. (I was massively paraniod about someone messing with my car at Daytona Beach) Then I decided to go swimming. Not the best idea I've ever had, because my pants developed a key-width hole in the zipper pocket while I was swimming. FAIL.

Oh, and all our cellphones were locked in the car along with the keyless entry. Had to flag down Beach Patrol to slimjim the lock... on the plus side, the Beach Patrol was a hot ass chick

Then I got to call a buddy of mine to go to my house and pick up my spare, and drive 45 minutes out to drop them off to me. I was sunburned like a BITCH by the time that day was over.

Damn that sucks for him...and you didn't even invite him out the first time

**svt_eater** · 06-02-2008, 03:17 PM

#1 - I was following my brother one night, he in his grand am and me in my Sunfire. 1 deer jumped across the front of his car and he missed that one while slamming on the brakes, but a second one right behind it didn't fare so well. Between having a 150lb deer on his hood and having a car with much better braking than my sunfire, I plowed into the back of him. My insurance covered the back of his car and front of mine, and his covered the front of his car. Altogether, about $7500 damage to both cars.

#2 - Again in my Sunfire, but with Pirelli P6000 oversized tires(got them from my buddy who had them on his Maxima)...another buddy and I were hanging out at a place where a lot of car guys go around here on nice days/nights...this time in the afternoon. We left there and decided to go a different route than normal. As it turns out he knows this route better than I...

We left and there are 2 lanes so we are driving side-by-side. He had a Honda Accord and is a die-hard Honda guy, so we both punched it. We come up on a blind corner under a bridge which I assume continues straight after...NOT SO!!! I come to an intersection where my direction ends and can only turn left or right...to go straight is a fatal concrete wall. I steered right while slamming the brakes, felt the rear end starting to drift, downshifted to 2nd gear and got back on the gas and drifted out of it with a 4-wheel smoke show. My buddy and I joke about it to this day, but I just about shit myself. I was shaking for about an hour after that. At the same time, he had slammed on his brakes because he knew what was coming and almost had a guy in a Mustang rear-end him. We were neck and neck until he slammed on the brakes and I shot out like a bat out of hell! If I had my factory tires that day, I think I would have died in result of my stupidity. I learned a life lesson that day...don't drive like a maniac if you don't know the road and what your car can do(with you driving it).

**chuckie669** · 06-02-2008, 03:41 PM

When I first got my six speed, I turned off the car and let out the clutch way to soon. The car lurched and almost hit the car in spot across from while almost throwing my wife out of the car (She had both feet out of the car on the ground). Wow, that was bad.

**gwballin** · 06-02-2008, 06:15 PM

I just read one of SLIM_DURST's posts...

**Y2KPewterSS** · 06-02-2008, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by gwballin

I just read one of SLIM_DURST's posts...

**01ws6er** · 06-02-2008, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

Long story short...

I own a Dark Blue '96 Suburban, which can easily be mistaken for a police truck at night, and I had just bought one of those Red/Blue Rotating Lights from Spencers and was dying to prank someone with it.

I'm coming home from work one night (11pm-ish) and a co-worker decided to do a flyby on me (I left about 5 minutes earlier than him and was a significant distance down the road) in his riced out Civic hatchback. Well, in about 3 seconds time, I rip the light out of the box (which was on my passenger seat), plug it into my power converter, put it on my dash, and turn it on (the blue cover was on). I then chase after him with the light going. He pulls over. I pull up behind him and wait a minute before walking up beside his car with my Maglight. I stop slightly behind his view and he starts blabbering on about how he wasn't speeding and what not. I had the words "I pulled you over for being too rice" in my mouth when I hear this siren and red light mixed with the blue from my truck. I turn around to see this cop with his gun out at me, yelling at me to step away from the car (my friend's Civic). My friend then turns around and sees that it's me that pulled him over. He starts laughing and gets out of the car. The cop then tells both of us to put our hands up and step back from the car.

...fast forwarding about 5 minutes...

We both explain what is going on...that it was a practical joke and I wasn't impersonating an officer for malicious reasons blah blah blah...he told us off and took my light (

) and told us to go home and not to do anything so stupid again.

I got off real lucky with this one, and I haven't even thought about buying another rotating light, much less pulling a friend over with my truck.

HAHA, bet you felt like a jackass!!! I knew a guy in high school that used to do that shit in his white explorer, to completely random people though. Fucked with the wrong guy one night and he got the SHIT beat out of him! Guy even stole his car keys HAHAHAHAHAHA, what a moron!