What should i do about about my friggin co-workers

**ArcticZ06** · 03-06-2008, 07:52 PM

If they have desks get a thing of clam chowder, microwave it so it gets nice and smelly and then stash it in there desk over the weekend. They're only doing it because they're dying for you to do something back to them. They're not gonna stop until you do. Just make sure you always one up them and always have a few good ideas handy for revenge. MAybe clam chowder under their back seat would be better. dont want you getting in trouble at work for stinking the place up. Watch grumpier old men for some harmless ideas.

**ArcticZ06** · 03-06-2008, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by LS1WS6

hey how about a water gun. One of the guys is positioned in such a way when he is on the computer i could hit the side of his face with a nice shot. Im not talking about a super soaker but just a small water pistol.

yeah we had one of those plastic dart toy guns for a while. Nerf guns are the best adn they dont break anything. Just keep it stashed so they dont expect it.

**LS1WS6** · 03-06-2008, 07:57 PM

i do have an airsoft gun but think it would be a bit too much for 10ft away

**ArcticZ06** · 03-06-2008, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by LS1WS6

i do have an airsoft gun but think it would be a bit too much for 10ft away

if its full auto like the one i used to have that would be hilarious but a bit too much.

**LS1WS6** · 03-06-2008, 08:04 PM

single shot

think i would be a bit too worried i would shoot it and they would turn around at the last second and hit them in the eye. I already got hit in the eye twice, hit one of them in the eye once with a small piece of rubber

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-06-2008, 10:31 PM

they sell paintballs for airsoft guns...

**allbaugh_04** · 03-07-2008, 05:07 AM

Originally Posted by LS1WS6

hey how about a water gun. One of the guys is positioned in such a way when he is on the computer i could hit the side of his face with a nice shot. Im not talking about a super soaker but just a small water pistol.

yea till you splash and fry the keyboard. good luck explaining that to the boss. this isn't even a comeback....

today someone thought it would be funny to squirt a small shot of lube on my shirt with the lube gun....when i found him bending over i shot it down his ass crack and he didn't fuck with me again...i don't believe in getting even, i get ahead

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-07-2008, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

yea till you splash and fry the keyboard. good luck explaining that to the boss. this isn't even a comeback....

You pretty much have to completely submerge the standard keyboard before it stops working.

**Nitro_Junkie97** · 03-07-2008, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by LS1WS6

i do have an airsoft gun but think it would be a bit too much for 10ft away

na. to much is never enough. go for the air soft gun.

**twozs** · 03-07-2008, 08:31 AM

walk up to the biggest one and give him a chop in the throat

**dotcom2000** · 03-07-2008, 08:51 AM

it is workplace harassment., go to human resources and file a complaint. the company is ripe for a lawsuit if they don't do something. document everything - it could be worth alot of money.

**Joels1** · 03-07-2008, 09:25 AM

I work a state job in which it has a union.For about 3 years I was the bottom guy no senority at all.I had a run in with on of the Senior guys which has been there 30 years he`s 48 years old.Come to find out he was reading my paper work which I give to my foreman an making stupid comments, so the next day I took my paperwork stapled a sheet over it an wrote my paperwork is for the foreman`s eyes only so mind your business or we can take this off company property.So next day he got a little cocky an I lost it BIG TIME,I chased him called him every name I could think of an in front of others I called him on.I don`t remember exactly what happened must of blacked out or something but remember telling him I would kill him when I had him cornered.Now everyone`s cool no one says anything or reads my paper work.Point of my story is you have to flip out but don`t do it on the company property or maybe do it when your walking to your cars or something but stay off cool then if any static flip out!

**one_entity** · 03-07-2008, 09:42 AM

This is what I would do, if they throw shit at me, I would collect it, however many pieces, then get up about 5 feet away, and yell at him "look you immature fucker, stop throwing shit at me" while throwing them at him hard (not in the face though). Make the individual pieces sting. Either he will stop or he will want to fight, if he is as old as you say and wants to fight, he truely is immature and you just be like "get the fuck out of here" just make fun of him for being a moron. Basically you just need to make your presence known and your not going put up with that shit.

**Nitro_Junkie97** · 03-07-2008, 10:10 AM

just look at it this way. it couls be like my last job at a cabinet shop. we used to take the safetys of the pin guns and shoot each other with 1 1/4 pins. that shit hurt.