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    Do you suck, fuck, swallow, and take it in the ass or am I wasting my time with a jesus freak?
    LMAO i like that one...

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    My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

    Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JwMonE99 View Post
    LMAO i like that one...
    Your either getting nekkid or slapped no in between on my pick up line.

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    Hey baby how about letting me stick my beef in yo taco

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    MANWHORE TEAM suede's Avatar
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    is that a keg in your pants...cuz i'd tap that ass

    Your parents must be retarded...cuz you sure are special

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    Girl, Your hotter than a two pecker billy goat.

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    That sure is a beautiful dress,it would look great wadded up on my floor in the morning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwade View Post
    That sure is a beautiful dress,it would look great wadded up on my floor in the morning!
    Or around her ugly face

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    99.9% of the people in this thread have trouble getting laid and will probably continue to do so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Or around her ugly face
    Ya, LOL !!That would work too!

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    My first two I heard waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before Family Guy ever came on, bro.

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    nice shoes wanna fuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Girl, Your hotter than a two pecker billy goat.
    In Texas we say "hotter than fish grease"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    99.9% of the people in this thread have trouble getting laid and will probably continue to do so.

    i have no problems with getting laid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JwMonE99 View Post
    My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

    You know... thats the first line in here that might actually work....

    I'm impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i have no problems with getting laid...
    oh, I forgot. Your hand doesn't count.....how about now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    oh, I forgot. Your hand doesn't count.....how about now?
    yeah... but atleast i get it from the opposite sex when i do...

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    hey girl let me get that pussy! i know you got it with ya

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    Are you a crumpler or a folder?

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