funny kill today

**burnws6** · 08-08-2007, 04:40 AM

Originally Posted by Roastem

Unfortunately being an asshole is not a deal breaker when it comes to getting a job as a police officer.

no sir

its actually a requirement

**sharptransam** · 08-08-2007, 04:59 AM

Jeez, lets all have a 'proper driving' thread. Let the poor guy tell the damn story and let it go.

**burnws6** · 08-08-2007, 05:29 AM

well put

**Neenjah** · 08-08-2007, 06:21 AM

Originally Posted by JesusFan

gotta take my ls1 out for a walk sometimes.....i only hit 115

yeah thats only like 2.3k rpms lol

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-08-2007, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by texinteg

I was not following to close. We were traveling about 55mph when the guy in front of me decides he was gonna make a left hand turn last minute and slams on his brakes without signaling the turn. Even with the 2 second rule I would still have to slam on my brakes to not hit him and when I did the ricer behind me hit me. I am not a newbie Burn. I just dont post whore. I have been on this site about a year longer then you. I do more reading then posting unless its something that I feel I need to post. I have been posting more recently because I have been able to be on the interenet more at work with my new position.

looks like I control my car better @ 100+ than u do at 55

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-08-2007, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Neenjah

yeah thats only like 2.3k rpms lol

its cool how the ls1 can cruise along at 100 with the gas barely down

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-08-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Too Fast

I "brake checked" a marked sheriff once, I saw him tailgating somebody just before he did it to me. I stopped in front of my house, (of course he followed me and immediately was on the radio checking my plates) got the mail and was ignoring him. He got out and asked to see my license and I said why. He said "It's called illegal use of the brakes when someone is following too close" I couldn't believe his arrogance. I said, didn't you see that squirrel I almost hit? I was in my '67 428 GTO at the time. No ticket..........

good excuse

**texinteg** · 08-09-2007, 04:17 AM

Originally Posted by JesusFan

looks like I control my car better @ 100+ than u do at 55

I can control my vehicle just fine. Did I ever say I ever say I was in my Trans am? I was driving my lifted Cherokee on 33" tires. needless to say it doesnt stop as fast as my trans am. Thats why I had to slam on my brakes.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-09-2007, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by texinteg

I can control my vehicle just fine. Did I ever say I ever say I was in my Trans am? I was driving my lifted Cherokee on 33" tires. needless to say it doesnt stop as fast as my trans am. Thats why I had to slam on my brakes.

u need to allow for more distance if u r driving something like that then

**secondgearscratch** · 08-09-2007, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by RagTop

If you get all the way up to three figures on the speedo and you still haven't determined who's won the race, maybe you didn't. [B]Drag racing should be from a stop and it's pretty obvious who won by [/B]the time you hit 50mph. The guy who's behind at 50mph will act like an ass and keep trying, the guy who's ahead already proved his point, so why take the crazy risk?

this could possibly be the stupidest thing ive heard all day (and thats a hard title to achieve, being that ive been high for a few hours with my buddy).

yeah because god forbid a drag race at the track goes past 50. i would bow out too if i happened to bog the launch and was behind a bit at half track or sooner. why not? all ready obvious what the outcome is....

whos really gonna give up after 50, and how are you an ass if you continue to race? unless of course you only trap 50 mph, or your a douche bag or a civic owner, which consequently enough doubles as being a douche bag.

bad form indeed, though i think randy needs to get back to church to redeem his reckless driving habits....

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-09-2007, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by secondgearscratch

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this could possibly be the stupidest thing ive heard all day (and thats a hard title to achieve, being that ive been high for a few hours with my buddy).

yeah because god forbid a drag race at the track goes past 50. i would bow out too if i happened to bog the launch and was behind a bit at half track or sooner. why not? all ready obvious what the outcome is....

whos really gonna give up after 50, and how are you an ass if you continue to race? unless of course you only trap 50 mph, or your a douche bag or a civic owner, which consequently enough doubles as being a douche bag.

bad form indeed, though i think randy needs to get back to church to redeem his reckless driving habits....

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv

**sharptransam** · 08-09-2007, 11:40 PM

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv[/QUOTE]

but I bet they get the fag from the SUV first.

hahaha, j/k

why does everyone these days think their car is so fast?

**Hot Black Trans-Am** · 08-10-2007, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by sharptransam

it isnt worth getting ass raped in jail over a metrosexual suv

but I bet they get the fag from the SUV first.

hahaha, j/k

why does everyone these days think their car is so fast?[/quote]

Didn't you hear the zoom zoom zoom as he was driving giving him that extra 80HP?