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Thread: Rant: big penis problems....
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07-05-2006, 04:25 PM #41Senior Member
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
Have a sword fight with Tommy Lee
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07-05-2006, 04:28 PM #42Member
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silver- 2002 z-28
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07-05-2006, 04:29 PM #43Senior Member
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
Step out onto your front lawn and promptly pee on China
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07-05-2006, 04:32 PM #44Senior Member
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
Show it to North Korea so they can see what a real long range missile looks like
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07-05-2006, 04:33 PM #45Senior Member
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414 RWHP 395 RWTQ- 00 Black Ram Air Trans Am
Slap Mike Tyson in the face with it and see if he bites at it
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07-05-2006, 04:37 PM #46Member
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Holy shit hurley you are one funny bastard.
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07-05-2006, 04:41 PM #47downunderGuest
The fact you know so many dick jokes, makes me worried
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07-05-2006, 04:47 PM #48Senior Member
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I got bored, so I started my own train and jumped on
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07-05-2006, 04:49 PM #49Member
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Black- 01 Trans Am
So basically you just pulled a train on yourself. Thats pretty fucking sick man.
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07-05-2006, 05:03 PM #50Likes twisty roads
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Light Pewter Metallic- 2K Camaro Z28
I can't breathe!!!
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07-05-2006, 05:04 PM #51Member
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Navy Blue Metallic- 2002 Camaro SS
Now, I really appreciate my "one size fits all"...!!
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07-05-2006, 05:40 PM #52Grand Imperial Wizard
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You think you have problems.
I got a giant Johnson...rich as shit and good looking. I'm gonna post on the internet and get some good advise.This is my signature. It is mine. Nobody else has one like it.
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07-05-2006, 06:04 PM #53Senior Member
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Shit
That was comical. You forgot to ask if he could steer his jet boat or yacht with it. Or if he could beat seals to death with it. Or if he has willingly shown it to Michael Jackson.
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07-05-2006, 06:44 PM #54Member
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sooo..... I guess an addadicktomy is out of the question
why aren't you in porn??
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07-05-2006, 07:37 PM #55BAHHBYE
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06 PBM GTO(458WHP)SOLD!!- 06 TR GTO~476WHP 425TRQ
AHAHAHAHA I like the "breathalizer" one the best!!!!!
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07-05-2006, 08:35 PM #56Senior Member
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05 Wrangler- 00 Z28 sold :-(
That would suck being that big...like you said you can never go ballz deep and you'll have a hell of a time finding a chic to take it in the ass
Hey at least you can always go into porn and make a shit load of money...
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07-05-2006, 09:29 PM #57Senior Member
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Balls deep.. shit.. with something like that.. hell I hate to say but... you might have to try livestock.. ?
No replacement for displacement.
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07-05-2006, 10:07 PM #58Impounded
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Originally Posted by kage 62005
Ballz deep now that's classic!!!
cute kids
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07-06-2006, 12:51 AM #59Senior Member
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one advice: fat chicks
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07-06-2006, 07:29 AM #60MY SON'S A RICER!
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Arctic White- 2000 TransAm
I'm sorry Doc, but I have to call
I've seen pics of your nice looking petite, Asain GF and I know a "little" about them too. Good story though
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