worst threads of 2009......

**Y2KPewterSS** · 12-30-2009, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

even if it was it can carry over to this year.

I still get automated emails from that ford site telling me to visit that they miss me.

Last I heard he got banned from there too and that wench that was standing up for him ate a little crow.

I wonder if his balls sag past his knees now. After the way Sarge kicked him in the balls and all the nut swinging that wench did from his balls, it wouldn't surprise me

**loasdrums** · 12-30-2009, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

I explained this. Steven is my first Name, Hines last. IT, because I work on computers.

Something that nerdy has to be true. I thought it was SHIT with ines- put in the middle to make it work. There's a couple of ppl that I wonder if they are a guy or girl. There posts can be confusing to those ends. An avatar helps but not always (IROC and who ever Orion f's with).

**FSANE** · 12-30-2009, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

I agree.

wow that is so corny. ohh look at that? you edited my quote. WOW you are amazing.

**SHines-IT** · 12-30-2009, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by loasdrums

Something that nerdy has to be true. I thought it was SHIT with ines- put in the middle to make it work. There's a couple of ppl that I wonder if they are a guy or girl. There posts can be confusing to those ends. An avatar helps but not always (IROC and who ever Orion f's with).

I really want to change it it to SHinesIT, but don't know if a mod would be bothered to.

**LgndKller20073** · 12-30-2009, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

I have a different one in mind, but it's not a porn... But it gets me hard, lawl.

PS: No animals, just a person... Playing piano and singing....

Elton John?

**SHines-IT** · 12-30-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by LgndKller20073

Elton John?

Ehhh, no... I know the person at least. Shit, find the video I would shit myself, lol. No really, I would.

**Bowtie_girl30** · 12-30-2009, 08:43 PM

Was the Gold Bond powder thread in 2009?

**KahanaReef** · 12-30-2009, 08:48 PM

Originally Posted by Bowtie_girl30

Was the Gold Bond powder thread in 2009?

I remember that one

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-30-2009, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by Bowtie_girl30

Was the Gold Bond powder thread in 2009?

Speaking of which I tried that not too long ago. I had been using the blue bottle stuff for my feet for a while.

Anyway, I read something that said "Yellow works well. Green is for if you want more power. And blue... DO NOT use blue on your balls."

And I'm like, 'wtf' because I don't want to have to buy a whole different bottle just for my nut sack.

So I gingerly apply a small amount of powder, expecting the worst, considering the warning stated above.

Nothing.

I'm like 'wtf' again, because I imagined a nuclear blast going off in my crotch area.

I put some more on. Still no horrific sensation.

Well at this point I'm thinking, well hell, it smells good and absorbs moisture, and nothing is going wrong.

So I just go to town slapping the shit all over my nuts and gooch so I can stay fresh through out the day.

Now I realize why that warning was there.

Basically, imagine me jumping around in my bedroom, butt ass naked, trying to scrape the remnants of powder out of ground zero. It felt like it was on fire and in an icy bath at the same time. I suppose that sort of thing feels good for back pain, but on your otherwise healthy meatballs? Not so much.

**Mr. Luos** · 12-30-2009, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Basically, imagine me jumping around in my bedroom, butt ass naked, trying to scrape the remnants of powder out of ground zero. It felt like it was on fire and in an icy bath at the same time. I suppose that sort of thing feels good for back pain, but on your otherwise healthy meatballs? Not so much.

Idiot.

You probably even used the generic blue bottle.

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-30-2009, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Idiot.

You probably even used the generic blue bottle.

Nope, it was legit Gold Bond brand.

It felt good after a while

**Mr. Luos** · 12-30-2009, 09:00 PM

Not worth the attempt for me.
I'll stick to the pussy yellow bottle.

**Elimin8tor Z28** · 12-30-2009, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by FSANE

wow that is so corny. ohh look at that? you edited my quote. WOW you are amazing.

LOL

**Mr. Luos** · 12-30-2009, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Bowtie_girl30

Was the Gold Bond powder thread in 2009?

#1. That shouldn't be considered for 'worst thread'
#2. 2008 http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93318

**loasdrums** · 12-31-2009, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

#1. That shouldn't be considered for 'worst thread'
#2. 2008 http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93318

Does it count if it ended in 09?

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-31-2009, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by loasdrums

Does it count if it ended in 09?

No, because someone could just bump a thread from 2006 and call it an 09 thread.

**86 IROC-Z** · 12-31-2009, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by loasdrums

Something that nerdy has to be true. I thought it was SHIT with ines- put in the middle to make it work. There's a couple of ppl that I wonder if they are a guy or girl. There posts can be confusing to those ends. An avatar helps but not always (IROC and who ever Orion f's with).

I am actually female. Check my user profile pic.