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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    my favorite is kahanna saying she has a 1500 calorie diet.....I've had cheeseburgers that's had that many calories in them.
    That could be why you get LITE MAYO now

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    That could be why you get LITE MAYO now
    I got even for that this week. I drink sweet tea. My wife took me off caffeine a couple years ago and buys caffeine free tea. I was at the store last week and knew I was about out of tea so I bought regular tea and put all the bags in the caffeine free box. She still hasn't figure it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I got even for that this week. I drink sweet tea. My wife took me off caffeine a couple years ago and buys caffeine free tea. I was at the store last week and knew I was about out of tea so I bought regular tea and put all the bags in the caffeine free box. She still hasn't figure it out.
    I heard about the caffeine=limp dick scenario.....too bad....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
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    Big hunk of Geritol
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    Lunch=Hot Tea and Giant cup of Wheat Germ.
    Handful of sugar free whethers candy.
    Fixed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    I got even for that this week. I drink sweet tea. My wife took me off caffeine a couple years ago and buys caffeine free tea. I was at the store last week and knew I was about out of tea so I bought regular tea and put all the bags in the caffeine free box. She still hasn't figure it out.
    Thats no better then her doing the switcher eeww on you, but i like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by doberman 152 View Post
    Thats no better then her doing the switcher eeww on you, but i like it
    correct, it was a matter of principle. To be honest with you I can't tell the difference between regular tea and caffeine free tea except that I haven't slept worth a shit all week. Next up is I'm gonna refill something of hers. Maybe I'll put some cheap ass generic shampoo in her bottle which she'll definitely notice and then I'll say " I didn't think you'd notice" just like she did to me on the miracle whip lite and lite philly cream cheese.

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    Put some gear oil in her shampoo bottle. Hell you aint getting laid anyway...might as well have some fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Put some gear oil in her shampoo bottle. Hell you aint getting laid anyway...might as well have some fun.
    yeah, but I ain't dead either. No thanks..... I choose life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    correct, it was a matter of principle. To be honest with you I can't tell the difference between regular tea and caffeine free tea except that I haven't slept worth a shit all week. Next up is I'm gonna refill something of hers. Maybe I'll put some cheap ass generic shampoo in her bottle which she'll definitely notice and then I'll say " I didn't think you'd notice" just like she did to me on the miracle whip lite and lite philly cream cheese.
    shampoo is to easy to figure out has to be something else

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    Tell her you smoked beef brisque but it's possum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I hate TAMP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    my favorite is kahanna saying she has a 1500 calorie diet.....I've had cheeseburgers that's had that many calories in them.
    Heh... Just to show you how anal I am about what I eat. Here is my food log for last Monday I haven't logged the rest of the week on the computer yet. It's still on paper cuz I've been putting up the tree and all the decorations.

    I can tell you exactly what I have eaten on any day within the last two years

    I refuse to become overweight. I know... It's obsessive. But, keeps me in those size 2's



    Total calories for Mon... 1443 and that's eating 5 healthy meals

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    That could be why you get LITE MAYO now

    Could be huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I hate TAMP.
    I like her more all the time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    yeah, but I ain't dead either. No thanks..... I choose life.



    Good Call

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