If you could go back to meet your 16 year old self

[wheeliE-maxx]

Learn to treat girls like shit earlier. They really like that

[zmg00camaross]

id look me straight in the eye and deliver the good news "IT ONLY GETS WORSE FROM HERE" and offer this simple advice. steer clear of the women, get really good at fapping, save all your money, put said money into a car, and last but not least, get in said fast car and hold down that peddle till you see god. that would make life great!!

must be the mid missouri way i agree with this. was with my buddy in his 03 cobra on 44 east and doing 150 mph talking to the gf on the phone she ask what we where doing, i said knocking on heavens door, if i go at least i died hauling ass.

[andrew rs]

Learn to treat girls like shit earlier. They really like that

also this.

[silverWS6]

Hmmmmmm.. At 16 i would say to myself, run from every girl with the name Stephanie and dont be shy and party party party

[SouthernBornThriller]

You're gonna meet a girl named Jenny in a few months. PUT SOME EFFORT INTO KEEPING HER YOU IDIOT! She's gonna be be the best thing to come into your life for at least 4 years, and if you drive her away because you care more about kicking that fucking soccer ball around on a 2nd rate highschool team that nobody will give two shits about after you graduate, your love life will be absolutely MISERABLE for an indefinite amount of time. Not to mention screwing her life up because she put too much effort into keeping YOU.

Heh...I have regrets..

[01 SS Vert]

I'de screw more girls and would have gotten in better shape at an earlier age.

[raynor139]

Tell myself to avoid Beth, Amanda and Ally there bipolar for a fucking reason run for the fucking hills and dont look back. Also I would tell myself to never enter retail.

[turbojimmy]

I'd say, when you meet this girl named "girls name here" RUN.

+1

And bang "girls name here" - turns out she really wanted you after all.

Jim

[383monte]

dont be lazy and goto itt and attend a real college and waste 34,000 for 2 dam years dumbass.

dont be in the friend zone with (insert girls name)

dont waste ur money on stupid crap

dont buy a house in michigan cuz the markets gonna tank and ur gonna loose 30k

get in shape and stay inshape.
i got lots more lol

[Ramairgod84]

I'd tell myself to dump the gf i had and go with this girl i knew would really love me. Also, to go to a local college, and also NOT to move to arizona, and lastly to start goin to gym fatass. Lastly, keep the 99 ws6, and do a engine, trans swap.

[97DOHC]

buy more Microsoft.

[knightryda01]

Pull out boy.... pull out!!!

[robcas47]

I wouldn't change anything. I would just slip myself a note saying, "enjoy the ride".

[Musclefan21]

I would kick myself in the nuts for not banging my neighbor's donkey. she was hot!!!

[2000 SS Beast]

Work out and start being a manwhore

[408WS6]

I'd screw all the chicks that I didn't, but could have...

[infantryws6]

and lastly to start goin to gym fatass. Lastly, keep the 99 ws6,

[Mike97dakota]

dont start drinking at 18

[astyles]

i'd say save money and know you will be alive to spend it later

[01 SS Vert]

Ironically, as I read these, I can't help but think for many of us, we can still fix/do several of these things even though we are older.