most messed up way you've broken up with someone?

[Spaz]

[GTP231]

ask her to meet your folks

[SMWS6TA]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7jbP1_H9sA&feature=related[/ame]

[Spaz]

ask her to meet your folks

won't work... my folks are kewl...

[SteveCZ28]

how did u drive on that waterfall or is that photoshop?

its a staright up pic....is a waterway thats in a golf course...rained a few days before and raised the water level, the drive was under about 2 inches of water. i took my shoes/socks off, and barefooted it out to get pics

[GTP231]

won't work... my folks are kewl...

Yeah but I'd be freaked out if that came up on a first date

[Spaz]

hahaahahaahhahaha!!!

[SMWS6TA]

won't work... my folks are kewl...

they just want grandkids...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y28R-ZWP9A[/ame]

[Spaz]

they just want grandkids...

my folks have grand children... one from me even...

[c5z28]

i have one....was a blind date. met her at her house, still ived with her parents. good looking girl i thought i hit the jackpot, good looking, skinny, liked cars, and was bragging about my camaro ther parents, then her dad took me to his garage showed me his 69 charger (sweet) but the girl and i went on our little date, took her to texas roadhouse (grill type of restraunt) dinner goes good, except a "african american descented" couple walks in and she drops her food and looks at me and says "you see them fucking coons walk in" i was like oh crap...well got done with our dinner, and we had to goto best buy so i could pick up a new center speaker for my dads surround system. just so happens a black guy helps me. i explain what im here for, and she goes "go some where else coon, we dont want u helping us" he looks at me, i have to appologize for her, hes like uh ok, she continues witht e coon crap, i appologize tell him it was a blind date and shes pyscotic. he laughs with me and i get what i need and im out. well i decide to goto walmart next door to goof off...she goes up to a black lady and smacks the vase she was holding out of her hand and goes, what u gonna steal that nigger bitch? i was furious now....i told her we had to go..we get to her house her parents are gone, she tells me their out of town for the weekend, and she needs to get some loving done...i was like shit. we go to her room in the basement, she shows me her computer background which is tons of pictures of me all over it. im freaking out to myself now. i made the mistake of taking off my coat with my car keys in it, she takes my coat and keys and hides them. so im just like wtf do i do. i left my phone in my car which is locked and cant do a damn thing about it now...well she wanted to watch a movie so i agree "to calm her down" wactch "soul plane" shes laughing and pointing, going on and on bout coons and nigs and what not. im hoping she would calm down and goto sleep but she wont. so i was forced to stay the night...(im a quiet sleeper, no snoring or breathing heavy) well in the middle of the night she slugs me in the chest and i wake up "wtf u punch me for" she goes on saying how she thought i was dead cuz she couldnt hear me breathe. im like u dont go punching people when u cant hear them breathe...she then goes well since ur up lets have sex...she starts trying to undo my belt and pants, i had to literally smak her off me and she fell off the bed. i said im tired let me fuckign sleep. we sleep the rest of the nite. she wakes me in the morning cuz she had to be at work at 8am. it was 7 when she woke me...she takes e up stairs and says oh u can watch tv while i take a shower, and invites me in the shower if i wanted to....as she gets in the shower i find my coat in her closet. i get my keys and fly out of her house as fast as i could got in my car and hauled ass outta there...10 mins later hpone is ringing, its her...where are you, i tell her im at the mcdonalds getting breakfast she tells me to hurry back, but im half way home at this point...i ignore her for about a week, one nite on my parents home phone she calls them up (no clue how she got their number) asking and screaming crying for me. i ignore that call also, 3 weeks of constant calls/texts from her, my parents are pissed cuz shes calling them constantly at 3am wanting me, they tell me to take care of it...she called me the next day or so i tell her to leave me alone. i dont like her, never liked her and cant stand how she treats other people. she starts screaming at me, and i say call me one more fucking time and i wll literally slam my car into a bridge overpass going buck 50 that there will be nothing left of me to even identify. she said sorry, and she loved me, and hopes we can work it out...that was the last time i saw/heard of her (thank god) lol so yeah

cliffnotes:
blind date
girl is psycho towards black people
hides coat/keys
punched me in my sleep
wanted to practice making psycho baby
psycho babbling text/calls
threatened suicide
girl quit talking to me

If she was hot I don't see the problem of hitting it at least once. Seriously

[SteveCZ28]

how did u drive on that waterfall or is that photoshop?

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread...88#post2205588

pics of my avatar shoot, if anyone is curious about it

[SteveCZ28]

If she was hot I don't see the problem of hitting it at least once. Seriously

i wouldnt have minded doing it. but all i could think of was i would end up getting her pregnant and being stuck with her...and being as i was woken up by being punched, having sex with her then and there wasnt on my mind at all

[SHines-IT]

Also forgot to mention, airbag deployed...

[Spaz]

Well, I was with this one guy I liked for a really long time. He had a G/F, was experimenting with me taking our time.... Well I don't know why, we decided to do stuff while he was driving, he got into it. Missed a gear and ran into a car (Ford Escort, red sport)... After realized what happen, he told me he loved me... But not ready to come out. FFFFUUUUUUUU.... 2 years latter, he comes out.

Also forgot to mention, airbag deployed...

[SteveCZ28]

yeah im with you on this one...when he talks about being gay, you can actually understand him for once...you can truly see the passion behind it, lmao

[SHines-IT]

You have to admit it's funny that, if you think about it... After that, I always liked those red Ford Escort's... Probably buy one, one day.

[SiggyZ]

You asked for hishers' story, ass hat.

[SiggyZ]

I nominate this the thread of the day.

[SMWS6TA]

Dated psycho chick prior to getting station in Honduras. Night before I leave, she made plans for special dinner and such for the next day. I kept telling her I was leaving, she reply BS you can't break up with me. So I gave up that night, helped her make plans, told her I would come over @ 7pm so she would have time to make the special dinner. Then I had my room mate go with me to airport, take photos of me getting on the plane and have him take them to her @ 7pm. He told me later she was so pissed that she tried calling the airline to find out how much a plane ticket to Honduras was.

[SHines-IT]

Dated psycho chick prior to getting station in Honduras. Night before I leave, she made plans for special dinner and such for the next day. I kept telling her I was leaving, she reply BS you can't break up with me. So I gave up that night, helped her make plans, told her I would come over @ 7pm so she would have time to make the special dinner. Then I had my room mate go with me to airport, take photos of me getting on the plane and have him take them to her @ 7pm. He told me later she was so pissed that she tried calling the airline to find out how much a plane ticket to Honduras was.