ITT Post things you do before your girl comes over

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-04-2010, 05:39 PM

sick bastards...

**Smkn_TA** · 08-04-2010, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

lol wtf? No thanks, 2 girls 1 cup was "awesome" enough for me

As awesome as the lemon party?

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-04-2010, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

As awesome as the lemon party?

bout halfway between lemonparty and goatse

**Smkn_TA** · 08-04-2010, 05:45 PM

Nobody look for the video...it is insanely hard to watch, you won't sleep, you will have nightmares. This is not a troll. Fair warning.

Worse than three guys one hammer?

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-04-2010, 05:48 PM

ball closeups in straight porn is traumatic enough, you guys are messed up

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-04-2010, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

ball closeups in straight porn is traumatic enough, you guys are messed up

Oh my fucking god I agree times a million.

"Hey, there's a chick getting railed over there but instead let's zoom in on the dudes gooch!"

Cool story bro, I'd rather browse a 4chan gore thread than your shitty porno.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-04-2010, 05:54 PM

slap slap slap

**Smkn_TA** · 08-04-2010, 05:54 PM

2 men 1 horse is another good one to look up

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-04-2010, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

2 men 1 horse is another good one to look up

Why bother when you can just watch Sex in the City

**Smkn_TA** · 08-04-2010, 05:57 PM

bertstare.jpg

**Blackbird WS6** · 08-04-2010, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Pop a couple percocets.
Make 'pictures' folder hidden again on PC.
Make 'pictures' folder hidden again on laptop.
Check said folder.
Fap.
Make 'pictures' folder hidden again on iPod.
Fap.
Make 'pictures'......fuck it...you get the idea.
3 shots and one more percocet.

All this....and I last roughly 45 seconds.
But at least I don't have premature issues with non-girlfriends.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 08-04-2010, 08:52 PM

I tell her to "be prepared..."

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-04-2010, 08:58 PM

text "get ready for the best six seconds of your life"

**67CamaroRSSS** · 08-04-2010, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

text "get ready for the best six seconds of your life"

At my age lasting is no problem...

Getting it up, OTOH...

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-04-2010, 10:09 PM

Locate my ear plugs.

**blackSS01** · 08-04-2010, 11:35 PM

I don't know what the fuck you guys said......but it sounded cool

**Mr. Luos** · 08-05-2010, 08:44 AM

Wait....a girl coming over?
Talking females here right?
To my place?
Ha
HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wut

**ibanez7** · 08-05-2010, 09:10 AM

-check stickieness of Sex Tape
-check chloroform levels
-check xtasy levels
-check liquid G levels
-set up vid camera
-close all curtains/blinds

answer the door "Sure your parents dont know where you are?"

**Tonik** · 08-05-2010, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

You can never be too safe.

All my porn is in a folder, which is hidden inside a 5 gigabyte virtual volume disguised as a nondescript system file, which has 256-bit encryption and requires a 20 digit random character password to access. Said file is also 9 directories deep so good luck finding it in the first place to open it.

Completely serious, and I don't even have a girlfriend lol

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

My porn is literally in an invisible folder...invisible icon(even swith show hidden files on) and invisible text name of the file. I used an alt number code for an invisible character. AND THEN, if you happen to be clicking around in the completley random directory I have it in and find it. You open it up and find a bunch of pointless pointless pictures. lolcats mostly. You see, I hid my porn as rar files embedded inside of jpegs. You have to know they're there to know to open it.

I have mine hidden in C:\Users\Tonik\Pictures\Not Porn\Porn\
... and I have a girlfriend...

...though, I've got a couple pictures/vids of her in that folder too...

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-05-2010, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Tonik

I have mine hidden in C:\Users\Tonik\Pictures\Not Porn\Porn\
... and I have a girlfriend...

...though, I've got a couple pictures/vids of her in that folder too...

haha, reps for making me laugh with that file address