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06-08-2008, 04:35 PM #21Bone it like you own it
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You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi.
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06-08-2008, 04:35 PM #22Bone it like you own it
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You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.
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06-08-2008, 04:36 PM #23Bone it like you own it
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You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
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06-08-2008, 04:36 PM #24Bone it like you own it
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You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
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06-08-2008, 04:36 PM #25Bone it like you own it
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Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.
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06-08-2008, 04:37 PM #26Bone it like you own it
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Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.
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06-08-2008, 04:37 PM #27Ebaaaaaaaaa
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Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT
Originally Posted by doberman 152
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06-08-2008, 04:37 PM #28Bone it like you own it
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You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'
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06-08-2008, 04:38 PM #29Bone it like you own it
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if you think NASCAR Stands for
Non
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Around
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06-08-2008, 04:38 PM #30Ebaaaaaaaaa
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is this jeff foxworthy himself ? Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT
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06-08-2008, 04:38 PM #31Bone it like you own it
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You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
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06-08-2008, 04:38 PM #32Bone it like you own it
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Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
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06-08-2008, 04:39 PM #33Bone it like you own it
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yup Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38
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06-08-2008, 04:39 PM #34Bone it like you own it
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If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.
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06-08-2008, 04:40 PM #35Bone it like you own it
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You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
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06-08-2008, 04:40 PM #36Bone it like you own it
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You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
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06-08-2008, 04:40 PM #37Bone it like you own it
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The centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work
by a famous taxidermist.
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06-08-2008, 04:41 PM #38Bone it like you own it
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You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
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06-08-2008, 04:41 PM #39Bone it like you own it
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You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
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06-08-2008, 04:41 PM #40Bone it like you own it
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Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
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