I did something very very bad

**2fast2blegal** · 04-13-2008, 04:56 PM

yea yea yea i no. i just really hope she isnt. Cause im not selling the Trans am

**GTP231** · 04-13-2008, 04:59 PM

Get a paternity test to insure it isn't your's

**2fast2blegal** · 04-13-2008, 04:59 PM

ok yes i am an idiot. now can we move on

**DanWS6** · 04-13-2008, 05:00 PM

Very nicely done.

**Sarge** · 04-13-2008, 05:04 PM

Seriously kid....here it is....if you stick your johnson in some girl that is how babies are made. No shit. Chances are if you didn't blow a load she probably isn't pregnant....but you never know. So you gotta wait....and sweat it out.....I know getting a piece of ass is a great thing at 17.....but babies are the result if you two are not using birth control.....so use it in the future and don't worry man....if she is join the fucking French Foreign Legion for about 20 years. Next time....watch porno movies and introduce her to the wonderful world of giving head.....

**2fast2blegal** · 04-13-2008, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by DanWS6

Very nicely done.

>??????????

**Musclefan21** · 04-13-2008, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by 2fast2blegal

Cause im not selling the Trans am

**Sarge** · 04-13-2008, 05:07 PM

Of course DanWS6 Dad beat off in a flower pot and he raised a blooming fucking idiot.

**2fast2blegal** · 04-13-2008, 05:08 PM

Doodad that is probably the funniest thing ive ever seen

**DanWS6** · 04-13-2008, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Of course DanWS6 Dad beat off in a flower pot and he raised a blooming fucking idiot.

Hey now. It was a special _\|/_ flower pot.

**Nhra Firebird** · 04-13-2008, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Yes she is pregnant. Have you two thought about names yet? What color is the baby's room going to be?

how about purple???

**Sarge** · 04-13-2008, 05:12 PM

Take her to Boerne.....there is a free birth control clinic there....they cut off her boyfriends dick. No charge.

**Sarge** · 04-13-2008, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

how about purple???

I will hunt you down and cut your fucking throat from ear to ear.

**2fast2blegal** · 04-13-2008, 05:14 PM

im just 10 minutes away from boerne . but i aint cutting off my dick

**Nhra Firebird** · 04-13-2008, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I will hunt you down and cut your fucking throat from ear to ear.

orion has my back

**Sarge** · 04-13-2008, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by 2fast2blegal

im just 10 minutes away from boerne . but i aint cutting off my dick

I'm 10 minutes from Boerne also....I'll meet you there and video it....it will be a big hit on LS1.COM you will be famous. You dont cut off your dick dumbshit....there are people in white coats laughing their ass off that do it for you....sheesh.....