Hey Kimbo Slice is fighting MMA pay per view tonight!

**SexOnWheels** · 06-25-2007, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

I actually think i could bout with him.....im sure i couldnt win but if i could get him on the ground i would might get lucky.......but he has been training alot lately and i can assure you if he keeps it up and learns it hes gunna be dangerous!

Bas Rutten is training him ffs.

He really has learned allot as he would not stand and trade with a 46 year old boxer.

Like I said freak show...

**tonyjnjz** · 06-25-2007, 09:47 AM

u wanna fight him stone? are u fighter? explain

**Stone** · 06-25-2007, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by tonyjnjz

u wanna fight him stone? are u fighter? explain

Ive been fighting and training in Jutitsu, self-defense, and hand-to-hand on and off since i was 16. My hands and legs are registered weapons...mainly b/c of a very serious fight i got into when i was younger(caught my first ole lady cheating on me red handed[but i undersatnd now its not worth it...too many girls out there.lol])......but no i wouldnt want to fight him..lol...but i would give a good show..lololol

BadBlueBird* · 06-25-2007, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

but no i wouldnt want to fight him..lol...but i would give a good show..lololol

dude, youre gonna have to post pics on that claim

No offense, but I dont think Ive seen a picture of you.

**Stone** · 06-25-2007, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

dude, youre gonna have to post pics on that claim

No offense, but I dont think Ive seen a picture of you.

Oh im not very big....but heres a pic about 6 months ago...im a little bigger now...not much...its about the best ones i have(buts its with my ex)...lol...dont take many pics

**whitelightnin99** · 06-25-2007, 03:16 PM

no offense man but youre a sleeper if youre as bad as you claim

**tonyjnjz** · 06-25-2007, 03:24 PM

this is a tough one stone..u dont bullshit about cars so we have no reason to belive u would bs about your fighting abilitys ..but giving kimbo a run? come on man..im sure your a scrapper and i know size isnt everything and im sure your no hoyce gracie as he was a master at takin out bigger guys....any videos of your skillz? ..fuckin somone up? lol

**Stone** · 06-25-2007, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by tonyjnjz

this is a tough one stone..u dont bullshit about cars so we have no reason to belive u would bs about your fighting abilitys ..but giving kimbo a run? come on man..im sure your a scrapper and i know size isnt everything and im sure your no hoyce gracie as he was a master at takin out bigger guys....any videos of your skillz? ..fuckin somone up? lol

No he would beat me but i wouldnt go out easy or quick.....i am in no way saying that i am up to par with him.....but im telling you its got alot to do with mental ability as well.....if 2 fighters fight more than once and both win, its not because one is better than the other at that time....its mostly mental once you learn "how" to fight.......and i was kinda tipsy when i posted to the first post..lol....but i beleive i could still last a while and he would get at least something from me.....and ive had 2 vids of me fighting.....but it was just at the training ring, not in a cage, but i have no idea if they even made it to the internet b/c they were a while back(3-4 years)...im not saying im a badass by any means....but i know some shit and a very controlled fighter...and i could very well understand why everyone would call B.S. on me..lol

**AKIRA** · 06-25-2007, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

Ive been fighting and training in Jutitsu, self-defense, and hand-to-hand on and off since i was 16. My hands and legs are registered weapons...mainly b/c of a very serious fight i got into when i was younger(caught my first ole lady cheating on me red handed[but i undersatnd now its not worth it...too many girls out there.lol])......but no i wouldnt want to fight him..lol...but i would give a good show..lololol

Can you define this please

**Anthracis** · 06-25-2007, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Can you define this please

He's the D3adl33!!

LOL

**Anthracis** · 06-25-2007, 05:57 PM

...or a Ninja.

**Anthracis** · 06-25-2007, 05:57 PM

Kimbo would knock your ass out in 5/8 of a minute...No offense!

your mouth is writing checks your body can't cash.

**Anthracis** · 06-25-2007, 06:01 PM

Q: Has anyone ever actually had to register their hands as deadly weapons?

A: No. The only thing close is an outfit called the International Lethal Defense Combat Organization, which for a $25 membership fee will send you a “document which testifies that your hands are registered” with them.

It’s unknown who started the hand-registration myth, but it’s still current among sportswriters and martial artists.

No only is there no hand registration; there’s no law that specifically classifies any body part as a deadly weapon, or that places professional or trained fighters under any special restrictions. However, fists—anybody’s fists—are sometimes classed as deadly weapons, and the whole concept is a legal gray area.

The distinction is important because use of a deadly weapon upgrades an assault or battery to a more serious crime.

Recently, the fists-as-weapons concept has begun appearing in criminal cases involving boxers. This concept was absent from such cases as late as the 1950s, when Sonny Liston was getting into street brawls. But when former World Boxing Association heavyweight champ Michael Dokes was charged with beating his wife in 1998, his attorney was careful to note that he didn’t used closed fists, fearing they’d be classified as deadly weapons.

In 1999, North American Boxing Federation super-middleweight champ Scott Pemberton was charged with “assault and battery with a dangerous weapon” for punching a man, but this was later reduced to simple assault and battery.

Legal definitions of “deadly weapons” vary state to state, but are generally very broad and can include just about anything, depending on use. Automobiles, heavy boots and toilet-plunger handles have all been deemed deadly weapons. (Note that you don’t have to register toilet plungers.)

Ohio’s definition is “any instrument, device, or thing capable of inflicting death, and designed or specifically adapted for use as a weapon, or possessed, carried, or used as a weapon.”

This would seem to cover the human hand. Indeed, in a landmark 1960 case, it was ruled that hands could be considered deadly weapons. But in fact, legal interpretation is unclear.

In recent years Ohio appellate courts have issued contradictory rulings on the subject. A 1999 ruling said “there is no question” that fists can be deadly weapons; a 2000 ruling affirmed a lower court’s jury instruction that fists can’t be considered deadly weapons. And a 1996 ruling said that “while human fists may not be deadly weapons per se,” it was reasonable to consider them as such in a specific beating case (incidentally, one involving a former boxer).

For comparison, in 1992 a Florida court shot down fists-as-weapons, saying it was an unconstitutionally overbroad reading that would make every assault/battery case a deadly-weapon one. However, it specifically left open the question of whether a trained fighter’s hands and feet could be deemed weapons.

In any case, few (if any) people convicted of a deadly weapon assault with their hands are trained fighters.

SOOOOOOO.....I'm calling BULLSHIT on this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**AKIRA** · 06-25-2007, 06:04 PM

Thank you sir. Thank you.

**Anthracis** · 06-25-2007, 06:04 PM

If you still want to register your hands and feet as weapons, send $15 to:

Mr. Tank
1501 Sucker Street, Suite I
Sacramento, Ca 95828

Be sure to include which hand or foot you want to register.

For $5 extra, we'll register ALL appendages.

**burnws6** · 06-25-2007, 06:12 PM

HEY!!! go easy on srt-4...

**Anthracis** · 06-25-2007, 06:29 PM

I'm sure he's a nice guy and all but c'mon bro! DAMN! He could not even bend Kimbo's arm to put it in a key lock...please. If he put Kimbo in an armbar, Kimbo would pick him up and slam his ass to the ground. Did you see his picture?

SRT: No disrespect intended but dude you need to set realistic goals for yourself.

Kimbo lost to Sean Gannon who was a fighter in the UFC...barely. It was a hell of a fight. SRT would not stand a chance.

Maybe if Kimbo was drunk, high, and someone slipped him some Rohipnol, and poked one of his eyes out. Then tied one of his arms behind his back...tripped him, shot him in the pinky toe with a .22, and then stabbed him on his free arm, then MAYBE SRT would stand a chance.

The chance of that happening is the same as that of being mooned by Santa on Easter!

**Mike Hawk** · 06-25-2007, 06:32 PM

kimbo would eat all of our balls

**Anthracis** · 06-25-2007, 06:53 PM

Not if I place a well aimed shot right between his eyes with Samantha.

**Stone** · 06-25-2007, 07:48 PM

Anthricus....EVERYONE that is a mixed martial artist HAS to register their hands as weapons in Loiusiana

And this was no way intended to start anything....and if you wanna know WHY i HAD to register mine its because i nearly beat a guy to DEATH with my bare hands TWICE and he tried to get an attempted manslaughter charge on me....it was either register or serve penalties/time etc. This is no goal of mine......i never said i would beat him!!! You have no idea who i am or what i am capible of or the cabiabilites of any body else on this forum....why would i try to BS my way into saying i would or would not beat him or anyone else.....it has no point...you think i care if someone can or cannot beat me....NO.....some people blow shit wayyyyyy out of proportion.....but hey.....welcome to the fucking internet