before i look like a total dumbass....

[9t8z28]

I was a total dumbass the other day! My friend was in the attic of his garage hanging out the loft dropping camping supplies down to us. Well, I saw a 2lb. chizzel laying in the dirt ( he yard is practically a shit hole) so I decided to be a smartass and throw it up at him and yell, "Think Fast!"
He totally doesn't see it coming! On its way down to earth, it strikes his dog square in the head! I felt like a jerk and a complete Jackass!
So, I am the dumbass! HaHa!

[NE98LS1]

speaking of dumbasses...so i'm sitting at home watching the 5pm weather, and the weatherman is like "well it looks like we are finally going to end our stretch of 8 straight days with measurable precip here in lincoln blah blah blah" anyways i leave home to go eat at BW's at 6. by 630 i have to fly home to shut my windows b/c it is pouring to the point i can barely see! rained in all over my papers for work, i was pissed. stupid weather man can't even predict an hour into the future. what a DUMBASS