How many times do you fart a day?

**LETHALxLS1** · 06-01-2007, 03:09 PM

This prick I know yells out eww you farted you sick bastard!!! when he farts
therefore making people believe you did it. He will actually push harder for more sound even in a elevator- I swear the guy has no shame whatsoever.

**LS1WS6** · 06-01-2007, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by DEADBYDAWN

This prick I know yells out eww you farted you sick bastard!!! when he farts
therefore making people believe you did it. He will actually push harder for more sound even in a elevator- I swear the guy has no shame whatsoever.

bwaaaaaa thats me

though if its a really good one i will definately take full credit for it. Planes are a nice place to do it too, the silent but deadly ones.

**burnws6** · 06-01-2007, 03:46 PM

those SBD are killers man....some people stink up a whole building in a matter of seconds.....DAMN!!

**LETHALxLS1** · 06-01-2007, 04:02 PM

I will NEVER forget my trip to Seaworld one day. We were waiting to go on a rollercoaster there and the line was inside a building and huge. Some rotten bastard was ripping silent but deadly farts non stop!!! They were by far the worst I have ever encountered. This went on for like 45 min. I was about to get out of line it was sooooooooooooo bad. You knew it was coming too cause a little kid about 20 people ahead of us would holler " OOO Duuuuude!!!" when he smelled another. I dont know how whoever was doing them could keep a straight face. If you could see the horrible looks on those peoples faces. It was bad!!!!

**Y2KPewterSS** · 06-01-2007, 04:10 PM

**LETHALxLS1** · 06-01-2007, 04:12 PM

I do-my mind is forever scarred from that experience

**Y2KPewterSS** · 06-01-2007, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by DEADBYDAWN

I do-my mind is forever scarred from that experience

My smilies were meant for the thread in general, not your story. Sorry it came across that way

**burnws6** · 06-01-2007, 04:44 PM

farts are interesting topics, what r u talking about

**LETHALxLS1** · 06-01-2007, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

My smilies were meant for the thread in general, not your story. Sorry it came across that way

Thats cool no problem LOL Its kind of a rediculous subject for sure.

**burnws6** · 06-01-2007, 05:59 PM

dont be hatin!

**juiced99ws6** · 06-01-2007, 06:07 PM

So Burn have you ever let one rip so bad that someone arrested in the backseat commented on it? that would be classic

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 06-01-2007, 06:11 PM

Exactly twice.

**TX_WS6_02** · 06-01-2007, 06:48 PM

I was reading through new topics...

and I farted

right after I busted ass, I got to this thread. It' slike a sign

When I was stationed on the ship I started working out, so I started taking protein shakes, Cell Tech, HMB, Glutamine, etc, and apples all day. HOLY SHIT!!! It was like every 3 minutes for like 2 weeks straight b4 my bowels kinda got used to in. I even got threatened to get written up. They wanted me to go to medical cuz they said there was something wrong with me. My best one went up 2 decks, and into a fan room! I was so proud

**LS1Powerhouse** · 06-01-2007, 08:32 PM

At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?
(Submitted by David)

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

I'm not sure why but i found that hilarious, but true at the same time

I recently read of a man who hooked up his nose to his anus with a system involving a gas mask, rubber tubing and a hollow wooden post.

I want to know how in the hell that worked too...

**Anthracis** · 06-01-2007, 09:29 PM

In field exercises, when new guys fall asleep, we sneak up on them and crouch down over their face and fart like a motherf@cker. They always shift and make a funny face!! LOL.

That's some funny shit!!

**burnws6** · 06-01-2007, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

So Burn have you ever let one rip so bad that someone arrested in the backseat commented on it? that would be classic

that would have been classic...but no not yet

**LETHALxLS1** · 06-02-2007, 08:37 AM

That avatar is hilarious!!! LOL ^^^^

**juiced99ws6** · 06-02-2007, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by burnws6

that would have been classic...but no not yet

If its not to much to ask will you please please please try and get that little tasking done and post some good results ASAP?

**burnws6** · 06-02-2007, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

If its not to much to ask will you please please please try and get that little tasking done and post some good results ASAP?

believe or not i will.....ill keep you guys posted

**juiced99ws6** · 06-02-2007, 02:57 PM

might as well bring this up to the top, better than those damn mod threads

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