Rant: big penis problems....

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 03:56 PM

Ever stick it in a girls twat and have it loop around and come out her ass?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 03:56 PM

Ever wrap it in tinfoil before flying so that they make you pull it out at the metal detector??

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 03:57 PM

Ever stick it on a hot dog bun and serve it to a unsuspecting guest?(Bachelor party)

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 03:58 PM

Ever play wiffleball with it?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 03:58 PM

Use it as a putter?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:00 PM

Ever pull it out in a deli when they ask you what size hoagie/sandwich you want?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:02 PM

Ever go to a plastic surgeon and tell him you need a penial enlargement because your dick is too small?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:03 PM

Carve the family turkey with it at Thanksgiving dinner?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:04 PM

Go into the middle of an all black neighborhood, pull your pants down and say "Yeah what's up now??, honky representing!!"

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:05 PM

Tell Mark Wahlberg that YOU ARE THE REAL DIRK DIGGLER

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:06 PM

Show it to your grandmom........just for shits and giggles of course

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:08 PM

Stick it on your plate at a diner and tell the waitress that your polish sausage looks a bit undercooked

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:08 PM

Ever.....................................Zaino it?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:09 PM

Pull a small child out of a well with it?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:09 PM

pull it backwards and stick it up your own as..............wait eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:10 PM

Let a midget do pull-ups on it

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:18 PM

Go to the zoo and heckle the elephants and their small dicks

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:20 PM

Tell chicks at the bar to take a breathalyzer with it before they leave?

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:21 PM

Show it to your local Catholic pastor and say "You should have picked me as an altar boy father, you should have picked me"

**Hurley711** · 07-05-2006, 04:23 PM

Sit on Santas lap at the local mall and show him WHAT HE WANTS for Xmas

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