Dont let a girl touch your stereo!! EVER

BIGRED Z · 06-15-2006, 12:43 AM

Youngin....

BIGRED Z · 06-15-2006, 12:52 AM

I see you are viewing this thread....still...no reply? Hmmmm

BIGRED Z · 06-15-2006, 12:53 AM

Photoshopping are we?

**illcul8troffcr** · 06-15-2006, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by illcul8troffcr

what the hell .. who let this ole lady in here to mess up this thread .. looking for a damn amp rack haha wtf... subthump.com geez

Originally Posted by BIGRED Z

LOL, as long as I look like the girl in the pic, who cares how old I am eh? But thanks for the addy.

Lori<------messes up threads....

So then I ask you to post your pics... and you come back with this stupid shit

Originally Posted by BIGRED Z

You first playboy...though I would have to say....she's a tough act to beat. Pretty girl. But my original post still stands.

Originally Posted by BIGRED Z

I would hope you wouldn't claim to be a 23 yr old blonde bombshell, unless you're a lesbian...just wanting to see a pic of you with her. You must be a hellacious looking dude to be able to go out with all that. Pic up.

You can look at my pics and pics of the girls Ive been with and photographed with my car as well ... theres plenty more on my cardomain page and Ill gladly post more if you like.. i dont need to photoshop sweetheart.. maybe youd be an expert at it though since you claim at 35 you are finer than she is? What type of alcohol have you been drinking before you decided to dream up such a thing?

hmmm if leaving this page up while I fix myself a late night snack, let the dog out to piss, eat my snack and get a drink then start a movie and back at my desk to watch it .. if all of that constitutes me doing the above of what you said.. then ok.. are you a little psychotic? or obsessive ? that you are sitting here thriving for a response to a thread on a website at ..replying to yourself for over 20 minnnutes.. hmm Kentucky time what is it 5 am? I guess I should feel honored that youre waiting for me.. do I need to notify you if I go take a shit too? Freak. First you ruin a thread by asking about an amp rack.. then you try and make a come back because I called you ole lady .. so you said as long as you looked like my girl it didnt matter how old you were.. ? well then I ask you for pics showing that you do look like her gramma, and you are babbling about me ? Put up or shut up

**third_shift|studios** · 06-15-2006, 05:18 AM

this is one of those stories that's so unbeliveable, that it's probably true.

**TMF** · 06-15-2006, 06:39 AM

Good story dude, just don't let her get that sticky stuff (or your sticky stuff) all over your deck

**FasstChevys** · 06-15-2006, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by TMF

Good story dude, just don't let her get that sticky stuff (or your sticky stuff) all over your deck

If I was gettin' it sticky with her.......I wouldn't care!

**shadegray** · 06-15-2006, 11:12 AM

Checked out your website. Hot chicks all over bro

**stikman33** · 06-15-2006, 11:22 AM

Yeah, her sticky stuff has to be cleaned off, or your car will have that faint smell of sex forever.

**Bigrus** · 06-15-2006, 11:33 AM

**rbob93** · 06-15-2006, 12:26 PM

I'm still trying to figure out why a guy would opt for a 10 minute quicky in a GD Camaro rather than several hours in bed with a smoker like that.

were you thinkin??

Don't you guys know that when you have sex in your car shit starts breaking??

**t/as&dds** · 06-15-2006, 01:14 PM

Wow, she's hot alright. My question is regarding the two fags in the background. Why aren't they eye-fucking the shit out of her? They're just sitting there like a couple of homos prolly talking about the cock they just finished tag-teaming. WTF????

**Nastyfoot** · 06-15-2006, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by illcul8troffcr

I have gone out with this girl a few times.. hot as hell .. cheerleader in college, smokin hot body... Well the other day we were riding in my car and she started to push buttons on my Deck.... I have a little more than the normal setup so pushing the wrong button will fuck up the sound totally if you hit buttons on the digital Eq and DSP... so I smacked her hand playfully and told her Id change it for her ... she looked at me and told me she wanted to do it.. I said no I dont let anyone touch it ..

Well with that being said .. we go driving along .. and out of the corner of my eye .. she slides her hand between her legs .. so I thought she was just adjusting.. well a few more seconds go by and she spreads her legs wide... put her feet up on my dash ... and lays the seat back some..

Of course I can barely avoid wrecking the damn car .. I asked her what she thought she was doing.. she told me you play with your toy and ill play with mine... by this time I was about to explode .. she takes her thong off .. puts it on my shifter.. and people she went to town with a little bullet vibrator she pulled from her purse. This girl looked soooo sweet and innocent and to my surprise blew my mind.. I was now begging her to let me play too haha .. this girl takes my hand slides my middle finger in her mouth sucks on it getting it really wet ..... takes it out .. slides it down between her legs .. glides it over her clit and then presses it inside one time .. as far as it would go
then slowly out.. she was unbelievably tight,

Here I am thinking ok here goes.... this bitch takes my hand puts my finger in my mouth tells me .. that she wants me to taste her.. she tasted sweet as a peach..

Then tells me now pay attention to the road while I finish...

haha fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.. I pulled over at a local city park... pulled into a shaded area .. cut the car off and it was onnnnnn.. anyways .. She was amazing.. did it every way possible in the SS .. and she now has Stereo priviliges for a while hahah..

and yes I know since you all say threads like this suck without pics so heres a pic I took this weekend

Plagerism.........Straight outta the pages of Penthouse forums

**Nastyfoot** · 06-15-2006, 05:30 PM

And those chicks around your car on your personal page are car show chicks. You never did them.

From what I could see of you, your a buzzard!

Ladies and Gentleman, we have the new "Lawdog"!

**ntimid8r** · 06-15-2006, 05:57 PM

That girl is awesome!!

Kudos to you and great story.

**KyleLs1** · 06-15-2006, 06:58 PM

i'm with nastyfoot on this one

mwhbossman1983 · 06-15-2006, 07:05 PM

THATS ALL I GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT

mwhbossman1983 · 06-15-2006, 07:11 PM

Shit I have had some hotties, and I have fucked in the f-body more then a few...........................but why would u have not stopped and put that bitch on the hood and take her to f-body town...............or u could have given her a Abraham Lincoln thats where u fuck the hell out of her from behind, and when she is about to climax punch her in the back of her head, then shave her pubes(if she has any, eyebrows work to) then nut on her face and take the hair and make a beard thats how you give her the old ab lincoln.

**illcul8troffcr** · 06-15-2006, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

And those chicks around your car on your personal page are car show chicks. You never did them.

From what I could see of you, your a buzzard!

Ladies and Gentleman, we have the new "Lawdog"!

I didnt claim to "do" every girl thats around my car in pics on my car domain and the ones that I did claim to "do" were only three and I have alot more pics to prove they were more than just a girl posing on the car. Not sure who "lawdog" is but if hes a guy with a nice car and great taste in women who gets for the most part ..fine ass girls then so be it Ill take the title.

So please dont hate .. its not very becoming