my conversation with god

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 06-12-2006, 09:44 AM

LOL, this reminds me of the Blood Ninja chat scripts.

**gettin sideways** · 06-12-2006, 09:44 AM

something i thought you guys would find funny:

God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i wont do it with you...
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
your a pervert you know that
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pervert me know that? Of course I am.
Me:
you know your a pervert?
God:
Of course I know I'm a pervert.
Me:
do you spy on young boys and girls at night?
God:
Yes I try to spy on young boys and girls at night as often as possible, do you?

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 06-12-2006, 09:47 AM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja.php

**gettin sideways** · 06-12-2006, 09:52 AM

and another:

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you like mel gibson, your clearly gay
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..

**98-LS1** · 06-12-2006, 09:56 AM

Damn this is funny!!!

**snaggeltooth** · 06-12-2006, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by gettin sideways

and another:

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you like mel gibson, your clearly gay
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Random natural disasters..

that is weird , I was on there and it said it liked Mel also....