ladies of LS1.com, i need your help making myself over...

[smilin assassin]

hit the gym buddy...women can see a strong build under any type of clothes

[ninobrn99]

I remember when it took three hours to do my hair. I would wear a cap at night to keep it slicked back and if waved at all, i needed to wash and redo...i ironed everything!! starched like crazy!! The key is being comfortable with yourself. I dont put nearly as much effort into it now. Ive started too, but i dont like ironing any more. All I wear are blue jeans (everyone is a different shade of blue). You can wear a tshirt, dress shirt or whatever you want with them..you decide you want to wear a tshirt, ok, wear sandles or a clean pair of casual tennis shoes (solid colors) you wear a dress shirt, try to match your belt with your shoes and shirt. you wanna wear tan or brown, then you need things to accent (btw, brown is the new pink ) dont clash colors. sometimes black goes with brown, but not always. keep a straight leg pant or semi-wide (23" opening). hair style is another big factor! the hair (or lack of) makes the man.
thats something to take into consideration as far as wardrobe, but you need to be happy with you. As mentioned before, hit the gym, get in shape. It wont matter (to an extent) what your wearing. Your physique will mold the clothes, not the other way around. Confidence (dont get cocky) is also key. some people are just naturally smooth, some need to practice, some just need jesus and a bus full of all the disciples to help them
BACKGROUND!! you need to have a background, interests, hobbies, culture..i mean what good is it to grab someone and then be a boring ass dude??
cologne: subtle, but something that sticks to you for hours. 3-4 sprays should be enough of anything..sometimes too much. u gotta smell good. the way we love the way a womans smell, the feel the same way. Women love a man's natural smell for some reason not the dirty musty smell, but just that everyday smell you got. to cut it short, try hard to make it look like your not trying hard yeah i know, confusing, but its true..try your damnedest to make it look simple.
Nino

[Roastem]

I didn't know there were a lot of ladies on LS1.com, I thought it was mainly hardsides (guys, for you non-southern folk). Hey ladies, we would like to see pics of you with your rides!! I never dated a woman who had her own race car, and liked to race it. Now that would be a cool gf.

[ninobrn99]

just trying to help a brotha out im sure the ladies of ls1 could help him out, but since there are so few, we (the strictly heteros) figured we'd chime in in the mean time

[91Z28]

I'm a 31 year old single male originally from NJ who works as a software engineer in San Francisco (previously NYC) for a Dot-Com company.
I've lived on my own since my parents (who abused me) threw me out at age twenty, thereafter living with ex-cons and drug addicts.
I'm a high school dropout, and before teaching myself my current career where I now make six figures, I worked in factories as well as in roofing, car painting, cabinet making, construction and landscaping.
I've done motor swaps, cam swaps, tranny swaps, gear swaps, and tons of other auto work, with my own greasy bleeding hands, mainly because I couldn't afford to pay to have any of it done professionally.
I'm a drummer, guitarist, singer/songwriter, abstract artist, and novice cook.
I spent my entire life from age 15 to 25 trying to make it in music, originally as a heavy metal drummer, and later as a pop-rock singer/songwriter, before giving up on my dream that no one could keep me from shooting for.
I'm the owner of multiple firearms and am experienced in hunting, fishing, sailing, canoeing/rafting, skiing, tennis, wrestling, weight lifting, karate, and dirt bike riding.
I've used every drug in the book including steroids, and still do smoke weed once in a while.
All the cars I've ever owned were American and all but two were muscle cars. I've never owned a brand new car.
I've been in street fights resulting in arrests and hospital visits. One fight, in defense of family member, left me with permanent damage in my right hand.
I've had physical confrontations with everyone from guidos, to ghetto trash, to bikers, to crooked cops.
I once helped the NYPD apprehend a fleeing criminal by tackling him on the street.
I spent a few days in jail for crimes falsely drummed up against me by crooked NJ cops which I was later acquitted of.
I ignored commands from and evaded Police in order to get my kid brother out of NYC on Sept. 11th.
Last week, while people stood around screaming, I tackled and subdued an enormous pit bull that had been running crazy around my neighborhood with a bucket tied to his leash, after some idiot yuppie who had "rescued" the dog tied him to a cigarette bucket outside a bistro while she sipped her Latte, thinking that would hold him.
I have friends from and have dated girls from all over the world.
I've eaten sushi and sipped Chardonnay with Manhattan elites, and movie stars like Tara Reid, and I've slammed beers and been to pig roasts, crawfish bakes, and on duck hunts with the redneckest of them all, and have even been in a line dance or two.
I know almost all of the Osbourne Brothers' music (Bluegrass) by heart.
I seriously considered joining the USMC in my twenties, but didn't because of the possibility of fighting in conflicts I didn't believe in, although I have a few friend who did.
I'm a direct descendant of one of the Pilgrims who came over on the Mayflower, and have family members buried in Europe and Asia who died fighting in WWII.
I am not and don't associate with anyone who is obnoxiously conceited, selfish or rude, or who generally fits the stereotype of yuppie.

Anyway, if I am a yuppie in the strictest sense of the word: "Young Urban Professional" , then so be it.

But in any other sense, besides working in a major city and having a love for the finer things in life, I couldn't be further from one.

Wow, that is a long read. I hope you know I was just fucking with you!

[BIG D's SS]

just trying to help a brotha out im sure the ladies of ls1 could help him out, but since there are so few, we (the strictly heteros) figured we'd chime in in the mean time

I didn't mind chiming in I'm secure with my manhood. I'm like you figured we could say our piece.

[ninobrn99]

im just saying..it helped me pull ALOT of ass. i have to be honest..i am a G. Period. My wife says "ur not a fawking G Nino!! your married!!" then my response is "I AINT MARRIED TONIGHT THOUGH!!
in case she's reading this " I just kidding moo moo"

[Sassy Cassie]

I didn't know there were a lot of ladies on LS1.com, I thought it was mainly hardsides (guys, for you non-southern folk). Hey ladies, we would like to see pics of you with your rides!! I never dated a woman who had her own race car, and liked to race it. Now that would be a cool gf.

Yeah because we're all dying to be leghumped by random tards.

[ninobrn99]

ME FIRST ME FIRST!!!!

[Murder after Midnight]

I'm a 31 year old single male originally from NJ who works as a software engineer in San Francisco (previously NYC) for a Dot-Com company.
I've lived on my own since my parents (who abused me) threw me out at age twenty, thereafter living with ex-cons and drug addicts.
I'm a high school dropout, and before teaching myself my current career where I now make six figures, I worked in factories as well as in roofing, car painting, cabinet making, construction and landscaping.
I've done motor swaps, cam swaps, tranny swaps, gear swaps, and tons of other auto work, with my own greasy bleeding hands, mainly because I couldn't afford to pay to have any of it done professionally.
I'm a drummer, guitarist, singer/songwriter, abstract artist, and novice cook.
I spent my entire life from age 15 to 25 trying to make it in music, originally as a heavy metal drummer, and later as a pop-rock singer/songwriter, before giving up on my dream that no one could keep me from shooting for.
I'm the owner of multiple firearms and am experienced in hunting, fishing, sailing, canoeing/rafting, skiing, tennis, wrestling, weight lifting, karate, and dirt bike riding.
I've used every drug in the book including steroids, and still do smoke weed once in a while.
All the cars I've ever owned were American and all but two were muscle cars. I've never owned a brand new car.
I've been in street fights resulting in arrests and hospital visits. One fight, in defense of family member, left me with permanent damage in my right hand.
I've had physical confrontations with everyone from guidos, to ghetto trash, to bikers, to crooked cops.
I once helped the NYPD apprehend a fleeing criminal by tackling him on the street.
I spent a few days in jail for crimes falsely drummed up against me by crooked NJ cops which I was later acquitted of.
I ignored commands from and evaded Police in order to get my kid brother out of NYC on Sept. 11th.
Last week, while people stood around screaming, I tackled and subdued an enormous pit bull that had been running crazy around my neighborhood with a bucket tied to his leash, after some idiot yuppie who had "rescued" the dog tied him to a cigarette bucket outside a bistro while she sipped her Latte, thinking that would hold him.
I have friends from and have dated girls from all over the world.
I've eaten sushi and sipped Chardonnay with Manhattan elites, and movie stars like Tara Reid, and I've slammed beers and been to pig roasts, crawfish bakes, and on duck hunts with the redneckest of them all, and have even been in a line dance or two.
I know almost all of the Osbourne Brothers' music (Bluegrass) by heart.
I seriously considered joining the USMC in my twenties, but didn't because of the possibility of fighting in conflicts I didn't believe in, although I have a few friend who did.
I'm a direct descendant of one of the Pilgrims who came over on the Mayflower, and have family members buried in Europe and Asia who died fighting in WWII.
I am not and don't associate with anyone who is obnoxiously conceited, selfish or rude, or who generally fits the stereotype of yuppie.

Anyway, if I am a yuppie in the strictest sense of the word: "Young Urban Professional" , then so be it.

But in any other sense, besides working in a major city and having a love for the finer things in life, I couldn't be further from one.

Well I must say that is quite a story, If all that is true I must say I have a new found respect for you Billyt and I take back including you on the most annoying ls1 members poll

[Roastem]

Yeah because we're all dying to be leghumped by random tards.

??? Maybe I am missing the point you were trying to make there? Who said anything about humping anything? A pic of you standing beside your car is hardly XXX. If a guy wanted to see something to "leghump" on the internet, the last place they would go is LS1.com.

Nevermind ladies...please disregard my previous post.

[Sassy Cassie]

??? Maybe I am missing the point you were trying to make there? Who said anything about humping anything? A pic of you standing beside your car is hardly XXX. If a guy wanted to see something to "leghump" on the internet, the last place they would go is LS1.com.

Nevermind ladies...please disregard my previous post.

You're obviously a

[ninobrn99]

burn! OUCH!

[Roastem]

You're obviously a

I don't understand women. If a girl wanted to see a pic of me with my car, I wouldn't throw a hissyfit, and try to embarrass them. That is entirely unnecessary.

OK, Sassy, please continue with your tirade on how us "random tards" would love to "leghump" your pic.

[Sassy Cassie]

I don't understand women. If a girl wanted to see a pic of me with my car, I wouldn't throw a hissyfit, and try to embarrass them. That is entirely unnecessary.

OK, Sassy, please continue with your tirade on how us "random tards" would love to "leghump" your pic.

I'm not trying to embarass you. You just don't know what kind of shit goes down when posts like that get started.

[odinsonthor]

i've been a jeans and t-shirt slob my entire life, and it's gotten me few women. i always swore that i would never wear trendy douchebag clothes like A&F, Armani, etc. but principles don't keep you warm at night. i have decided to go out and buy all new clothes, shoes, and watches and other crap. the thing is, i don't know what is "in" these days. what styles/clothes do you like on a guy? BTW, i'm like 5'9" 200lbs so i'm a little on the chubby side but not much.

If you are a little chubby..try a little weight loss and muscle tone.

[Bandit02]

T-shirts and jeans never go out of style, its just how you wear them. A&F A&E etc. all those stores change style but a good pair of jeans will always cool. Again its how you wear them and how you carry yourself (a lot has to do with those gym comments listed above)

[odinsonthor]

Prick.

[Sassy Cassie]

Before this thread gets totally jacked, let me make a few suggestions to the original poster. For casual wear, I love a man in Lucky Brand and for a little dressier, I prefer Diesel. Here are a few links to get you started:

www.luckybrandjeans.com

www.buckle.com/LuckyBrand

www.diesel.com

http://store.nordstrom.com/category/...igin=MENBRANDS

[Sassy Cassie]

T-shirts and jeans never go out of style, its just how you wear them. A&F A&E etc. all those stores change style but a good pair of jeans will always cool. Again its how you wear them and how you carry yourself (a lot has to do with those gym comments listed above)

Uhhh... tapered leg jeans sure as shit do go out of style. Just ask HastingsRJ.