Any Advice for how to get a 10/10 waitress.......

[blackSS01]

Is this a White Girl we talking about

NWS!!

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Kinda like this remix with different music

[justinmc978]

Most girls don't like it when you hit on them while on the job...

exactly so you should wait behind the building and approach her in the parking lot after closing time.

[Hot head]

exactly so you should wait behind the building and approach her in the parking lot after closing time.

This here dougie Ill be waiting in the bushes with a chicken mask....

On a serious note.

The world is filled with whores . Aim higher if you want a relationship. What has she done to get there and where do you plan on going. Will she compliment your lifestyle? Will she inevitably make enough with out having to skimp on the pleasure of life? Are you willing to give up lets say your car for her? DOES SHE HAVE KIDS????

If she is the same age as you her ovaries are starting to into O.T. it might be easy pickings....

Now from my point of view I am like a wolf among sheep....

I would talk to her ask her to sit down and ask if she wants to go to the most expensive place in town. Tell her that regardless of how she got stuff in the shit hole she deserves better and I want to be that person. She deserves a night on the town to have whatever she wants. Now depending how desperate she is she may go for it...or not I don't care. I know that I would have to stay away from the sex aspect so she doesn't know my intentions....

[korndawg]

Roofies. It helps get Suede laid, so it'll work for u!

[woodshed]

Roofies. It helps get Suede laid, so it'll work for u!

True!

[Y2KArcticSS]

Also, if I'm not too late, don't fart in public. Your chances die with the people surrounding you.

[odinsonthor]

Try being friendly first. Build up a rapport, then see if it can proceed. Normally, they will sense where it is going and give you a clue - good or bad - as to what your prospects are. Be patient.

That is good advice.
Also make sure she is not married. Don't waste your time. Have you checked her finger?
Some waitresses don't wear their rings. (tip purposes)
If she is good looking men hit on her all the time. So hopefully you are good looking. It makes things a little easier. Also frequenting the place making conversation to lead in the direction that you want it to go.
Good Luck.

[justinmc978]

Also, if I'm not too late, don't fart in public. Your chances die with the people surrounding you.

Spaz seems to have a pretty adaquent social life though

[SiggyZ]

One word. Chloroform.

listen man how am i going to get a pic lol come on now?

[Hot head]

One word. Chloroform.

[Y2KArcticSS]

Spaz seems to have a pretty adaquent social life though

He uses it as chloroform.

[BrntWS6]

1)Rope
2)Ether
3)Basement
4)post pics here of tied up hot naked whore.

[Hot head]

1)Rope
2)Ether
3)Basement
4)post pics here of tied up hot naked whore.

Phase 2

1)Posting picks of a felony
2)pass go and go directly to jail

[sjsingle1]

1st off...find out if she has a man....if she is a 10 as you say....chances are good she does......if she does have a man.......does he beat her and take all her money.....thats a easy in for you.......is she a lesbo if she does not have a man? does she have 15 kids and trying to feed them on a waitress job? whats a hotty doing working as a waitress anyway???

[Hot head]

1st off...find out if she has a man....if she is a 10 as you say....chances are good she does......if she does have a man.......does he beat her and take all her money.....thats a easy in for you.......is she a lesbo if she does not have a man? does she have 15 kids and trying to feed them on a waitress job? whats a hotty doing working as a waitress anyway???

THANK YOU thats what I have been saying!

[allbaugh_04]

She sounds like a slut.

[Hot head]

She sounds like a slut.

Hey now. I have my sights set on her.

[jiveass]

bitches love it when you hit on them at work......either they will like it for real, or pretend to like it to get a tip.

[Hot head]

bitches love it when you hit on them at work......either they will like it for real, or pretend to like it to get a tip.

Well there is only 2 lanes.

Get some

or

[vicjr]

Get one of your friends to play good cop bad cop . Like in the beginning of that movie enough .