Stop stealing from your doctor!!!

**Spaz** · 12-27-2010, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

maybe stevie was a MD

**allbaugh_04** · 12-27-2010, 12:12 PM

You should do an inventory count and charge them after they leave.

**Nhra Firebird** · 12-27-2010, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

You should do an inventory count and charge them after they leave.

Then it would take forever to see the doctor.... That means I would have more time to steal stuff in the waiting room.

**Sarge** · 12-27-2010, 12:31 PM

I know! I know!
Charge 'em $5.00 per band-aid. That more than covers your bullshit and all the band-aids that are stolen.

Wait a minute...the ls1.com red phone is ringing.............

Hello....Oh Hi Ms. Reef. They already charge $5 bucks for a fucking band-aid? No shit! I did not know.
No.
Yes.
I know St. Bernards are devils with 4 legs but he bought it anyway.
No.
Yes.
I agree he is a dumbass.
OK bye.

Never mind.

**RealLiveMD** · 12-27-2010, 01:40 PM

You guys kill me. I've got to upgrade my vehicle soon. However, I need to see what Obama's plan is going to do to me. Yea, I voted for him.

**Nhra Firebird** · 12-27-2010, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by RealLiveMD

You guys kill me. I've got to upgrade my vehicle soon. However, I need to see what Obama's plan is going to do to me. Yea, I voted for him.

Just because you got the game operation for Christmas doesn't mean you're a MD.... I tell orion the samething about his easy bake oven.

**Sarge** · 12-27-2010, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by RealLiveMD

You guys kill me. I've got to upgrade my vehicle soon. However, I need to see what Obama's plan is going to do to me. Yea, I voted for him.

Obama's plan? He has no plan.
We'll that is not totally true now is it?
Turn us into a Socialist Society. Yeah...that's the plan.

**allbaugh_04** · 12-27-2010, 02:54 PM

Socialism, then from there...just wing it.

**ARM5280** · 12-27-2010, 02:58 PM

If you doctors(real or not) didn't have us waiting in that little ass room sitting on butcher paper for fucking ever we wouldn't get bored and rummage through the drawers.

**Murder after Midnight** · 12-27-2010, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread...=Doctor&page=3

law dog?

**Nhra Firebird** · 12-27-2010, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by Murder after Midnight

law dog?

Law Dogs Doctor

**rbob93** · 12-27-2010, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

My Dr drives a 05 GMC truck.

Still going to the vet eh??

**RealLiveMD** · 12-27-2010, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by ARM5280

If you doctors(real or not) didn't have us waiting in that little ass room sitting on butcher paper for fucking ever we wouldn't get bored and rummage through the drawers.

No one cancels appointments. As a result, doctors are forced to overbook. If not, they couldn't survive. The problem arises when all the overbooked patients decide to show up. With that being said, your statement is equivalent to " It wouldn't have happened if she hadn't been wearing that short skirt!!!"

Or at least that's what I hear from real doctors..

**Sarge** · 12-27-2010, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by rbob93

Still going to the vet eh??

Yes. The drugs are much better.

**KahanaReef** · 12-27-2010, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by RealLiveMD

No one cancels appointments. As a result, doctors are forced to overbook. If not, they couldn't survive. The problem arises when all the overbooked patients decide to show up. With that being said, your statement is equivalent to " It wouldn't have happened if she hadn't been wearing that short skirt!!!"

Or at least that's what I hear from real doctors..

So, you run your 'practice' much like an airline books flights?

**KahanaReef** · 12-27-2010, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I know! I know!
Charge 'em $5.00 per band-aid. That more than covers your bullshit and all the band-aids that are stolen.

Wait a minute...the ls1.com red phone is ringing.............

Hello....Oh Hi Ms. Reef. They already charge $5 bucks for a fucking band-aid? No shit! I did not know.
No.
Yes.
I know St. Bernards are devils with 4 legs but he bought it anyway.
No.
Yes.
I agree he is a dumbass.
OK bye.

Never mind.

You're killing me here!

**cammed goat** · 12-27-2010, 04:11 PM

Now...WHY am I thinking of "Freddy Got Fingered" and the scene where Tom Green is in the hospital screaming into a stethoscope?

**wheeliE-maxx** · 12-27-2010, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Yes. The drugs are much better.

be careful with the large animal viagra.

**Zapper2003** · 12-27-2010, 05:11 PM

a.k.a. Spanish Fly

**allbaugh_04** · 12-27-2010, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by RealLiveMD

No one cancels appointments. As a result, doctors are forced to overbook. If not, they couldn't survive. The problem arises when all the overbooked patients decide to show up. With that being said, your statement is equivalent to " It wouldn't have happened if she hadn't been wearing that short skirt!!!"

Or at least that's what I hear from real doctors..

Our society is pretty pathetic.