Gonorrhea vs. Syphilis vs. Me as your roommate

**silverWS6** · 08-23-2010, 10:00 AM

Are we hanging up Lights posters?!

***SMWS6TA*** · 08-23-2010, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

Are we hanging up Lights posters?!

FAWK that I'll take clap.....

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-23-2010, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

Do you move out after the month?

Yeah.

But I can stay longer if we enjoy our time together

Originally Posted by Knight

I'd take Iroc. Wouldn't be that bad - could still get chicks. With the STDs - from what I understand, they are painful. Never had one so I could be wrong - but any pain from my most sensitive of areas = not a good choice. Plus I could just go to the chicks place for the extracurricular activities.

Not gonna lie, living with me is probably pretty painful too.

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

I think I take Irac too, seeing as I use to have a room mate like him.

I can see it now.....

"With Iroc though he would become more of a pet then a room mate. In a month I'd have him potty train and could tell him go to bed and off he go. Chicks would take pity on my for having to deal with a retarded room mate and give great pity sex."

Yes, yes I see it now....<insert doctor evil laugh

man I don't mind wingmaning for you, but this seems like straight up taking advantage of me bro...

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

I'd take you as a room mate. Just because, as bad as you think you are, I am ten times worse. You wouldn't last a week with me.

You wouldn't last a day with me.

Originally Posted by jiveass

as soon as i read the title to this thread i know who the op was without even looking....

I'm here to please

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

Are we hanging up Lights posters?!

FUCK YEA!!!!!

I has this one:

does u has any?

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

FAWK that I'll take clap.....

wutevs man, haters gonna hate.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-23-2010, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by jiveass

as soon as i read the title to this thread i know who the op was without even looking....

Well....it is a pretty obvious title.
You know...the kind that explains the thread accurately.

**Smkn_TA** · 08-23-2010, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

You wouldn't last a day with me.

I would play wow 13 hours straight without letting you have a turn. TAKE THAT. During that time...any beer in fridge I take. I gotta shit, door stays open so I can watch the screen. Food will be delivered and ate at computer making a huge mess(I won't clean it up).

You have no idea what hell is.

**silverWS6** · 08-23-2010, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

does u has any?

I has this one!

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-23-2010, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

I would play wow 13 hours straight without letting you have a turn. TAKE THAT. During that time...any beer in fridge I take. I gotta shit, door stays open so I can watch the screen. Food will be delivered and ate at computer making a huge mess(I won't clean it up).

You have no idea what hell is.

One room apartment.

My fapping schedule.

You will be praying. It won't help, but you'll pray.

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-23-2010, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

I has this one!

I fucking lol'd at this man, good job

**silverWS6** · 08-23-2010, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I fucking lol'd at this man, good job

I've always wanted to use this success baby

**Red97GTP** · 08-23-2010, 12:21 PM

I'd room with you Iroc. If I brought a girl home, I'd just bang her in your Camaro. We know it's not going anywhere.

**jiveass** · 08-23-2010, 12:52 PM

irocs camaro is so broke that when someone saw it sitting in the driveway with one tire they said, "Hey, you lost some tires." and it said, "No, I found one."

**Smkn_TA** · 08-23-2010, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

One room apartment.

My fapping schedule.

You will be praying. It won't help, but you'll pray.

Your fapping schedule? I go through six rolls of bounty a week. As for posters, my room is filled with chicago bulls memorabilia from circa 1997.

**ibanez7** · 08-23-2010, 01:20 PM

i would take the STDs for one month...

theres a lot of hot girls with STDs, that I could hit, and be clean in 30 days...

***SMWS6TA*** · 08-23-2010, 01:20 PM

Irocs camaro is so broke that Xzibit won't pimp it

**korndawg** · 08-23-2010, 01:23 PM

I'll take the STD. My dick doesn't get used anyways.

**Smkn_TA** · 08-23-2010, 01:32 PM

Second, thought, I'd take the std, have sex with lights, then be clean in 30 days, while she is forever ruined for iroc.

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-23-2010, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by Red97GTP

I'd room with you Iroc. If I brought a girl home, I'd just bang her in your Camaro. We know it's not going anywhere.

Originally Posted by jiveass

irocs camaro is so broke that when someone saw it sitting in the driveway with one tire they said, "Hey, you lost some tires." and it said, "No, I found one."

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

Irocs camaro is so broke that Xzibit won't pimp it

Quit hatin on my car... I deserve haters, but not my poor old car... be nice to it.

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Your fapping schedule? I go through six rolls of bounty a week. As for posters, my room is filled with chicago bulls memorabilia from circa 1997.

1997 chicago bulls, bandwagon much?

Originally Posted by ibanez7

i would take the STDs for one month...

theres a lot of hot girls with STDs, that I could hit, and be clean in 30 days...

Originally Posted by korndawg

I'll take the STD. My dick doesn't get used anyways.

damn really u guys? I'm a pretty cool cat if u get to know me.

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Second, thought, I'd take the std, have sex with lights, then be clean in 30 days, while she is forever ruined for iroc.

***SMWS6TA*** · 08-23-2010, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Quit hatin on my car... I deserve haters, but not my poor old car... be nice to it.

1997 chicago bulls, bandwagon much?

damn really u guys? I'm a pretty cool cat if u get to know me.

**ibanez7** · 08-23-2010, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Quit hatin on my car... I deserve haters, but not my poor old car... be nice to it.

1997 chicago bulls, bandwagon much?

damn really u guys? I'm a pretty cool cat if u get to know me.

lol its nothing against you...

theres just alot of hot girls with crabby crotches that havent been used in awhile.

**Smkn_TA** · 08-23-2010, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

1997 chicago bulls, bandwagon much?

Umm...they started there title streak when I was 5 years old. Right when I started collected basketball cards. So it's hard to be a bandwagon jumper when you weren't alive before they were good. Only reason a lot of it is from '97 is because there was a lot of awesome shit that came out that year.