I got hit in the face with a 2x4

[infantryws6]

nevermind....this thread sucks now. I thought you actually got hit in the face.
1. I could hit you hard enough with one that you wouldn't remember and if you start another shitty thread like this one has turned out to be you might find out.
2. you never said you didn't have a mark.
3. I always have a 2x4 in the truck somewhere.
4. How many bouncers really give a shit what you're carrying in?

You can also add in the fact that I am in Arizona and she is in Kentucky so she wouldn't know if someone hit me with a 2x4 anyhow

[86 IROC-Z]

That is what I was thinking too, great movie.

4. What bouncer would let a guy carry a 2x4 into the bar?

I go hard, like a boss. The places I go, they don't let you in if you don't have a weapon.

[Hi-Po]

I thought you got it in the face with a 2x4. I feel cheated.

[JonB]

Damn what a bitch. I vote you post crap about her on your facebook like cuervo25_1 said, like she has an std or your ex hit on a guy at the bar and you hit her in the face with a 2x4 just some ideas. Seriously this girl is so F'd up, are you offically divorced from this crazy bitch yet?

[86 IROC-Z]

Damn what a bitch. I vote you post crap about her on your facebook like cuervo25_1 said, like she has an std or your ex hit on a guy at the bar and you hit her in the face with a 2x4 just some ideas. Seriously this girl is so F'd up, are you offically divorced from this crazy bitch yet?

Should say that she got up on the bar, used a 2x4 as a dildo and it didn't even touch the sides.

[infantryws6]

are you offically divorced from this crazy bitch yet?

Yes and I could easily post true things about her on facebook if I wanted to play her game. I could post her text messages to me about how the $525 she spent on an abortion was the best money she ever spent, that she is going to have an abortion because I wouldn't let her have my puppy, how she is going to spit on my grave when I get killed in Iraq, and many others.

[infantryws6]

used a 2x4 as a dildo and it didn't even touch the sides.

That is normal after I am done with them

[86 IROC-Z]

That is normal after I am done with them

[silverWS6]

Sooooooooo you didnt get ACTUALLY hit in the face?

[gd1996]

Gotta love ex's... I wasn't married, but mines aparently posting that I stalk her. I know she moved and no idea where and she was the one that started texting me at the time lol. I'd like to think its in the past, but its only been 2 months and I'll believe shes gone after maybe 2 years.

[tep98ws6]

she sounds like a winner. and a huge cunt.

i vote post up true shit about her to the fb world

[infantryws6]

she sounds like a winner. and a huge cunt.

i vote post up true shit about her to the fb world

I just posted that she is a whore on mine. That will be enough to piss her off. Hopefully enough that she gets drunk and crashes her car and is crippled

[tep98ws6]

I just posted that she is a whore on mine. That will be enough to piss her off. Hopefully enough that she gets drunk and crashes her car and is crippled

she sounds like she's hung up on you or she's some crazy control freak. you've obviously been over here since she dicked you over and now she keeps talking about you. i'd block that bitch on everything!

[infantryws6]

she sounds like she's hung up on you or she's some crazy control freak. you've obviously been over here since she dicked you over and now she keeps talking about you. i'd block that bitch on everything!

Bitch went crazy. She is the one that decided to break it off after 6 days of marriage and refused to talk to me. Whatever she is pissed about is her own fault

[GTP231]

Can I befriend her and post things on her face book?

[SiggyZ]

I say you got hit in the face with a 2x4 and are simply in denial.

Lets think about this for a minute.

1. How many people get hit in the face with a 2x4 and don't remember?
2. How many people get hit in the face with a 2x4 and it leaves no mark?
3. How many people carry 2x4's around with them?
4. What bouncer would let a guy carry a 2x4 into the bar?



Answer these four questions and tell me if I got hit with a 2x4 at a bar and didn't remember.

If that doesn't help add in that I have only been to one bar in the last few weeks. I am friends with the bartender who was at the bar either working or talking to me every night I was in there. She doesn't remember anyone hitting me with a 2x4 either and she didn't have anything alcoholic to drink on any of those nights because she is not allowed to drink right now

[infantryws6]

I say you got hit in the face with a 2x4 and are simply in denial.

I was drunk a lot

[35thLS1]

hahahaha your the guy that texted your chick "when you gonna let me tap that like every day for 2 weeks right? and she was sick or something.

[infantryws6]

hahahaha your the guy that texted your chick "when you gonna let me tap that like every day for 2 weeks right? and she was sick or something.

No.

[SiggyZ]

Maybe you were so drunk you hit yourself in the face with said 2x4.

I was drunk a lot