Is this cheating?

[Zapper2003]

yeah, make it worthy.

[third_shift|studios]

is this for real???? i'm LMAOing so hard!

[basballny2]

no u didnt cheat, tell her to start blowin u or ull get her sister to start blowing u

[silverWS6]

This is too funny!! But na you weren't cheating

[toi tyme]

def not cheating... and there is nothing wrong with a little bit of fantasizing too..


just next time, dont write the name of her sister on it, just keep the person you fantasize about to yourself

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

this one has more texture

totally buying that

[allbaugh_04]

If you are called a cheater, go cheat then.

A girl called me an asshole at work, because I didn't give her special privileges for being a female. (females in the military get special priviliges) When I lived up to the name she called me, then she tattles to the boss, who sides with me

Live up to the name.

/sarcasm

[loasdrums]

Cheating no, seems unanimous. Don't write any names on the flesh light. Unless it is signed like that nice white one. Really, by doing that you were asking her to be pissed. Her sister's name?? Really? You have a brain. Well maybe you do go out with a girl who will not give it up anymore ( I assume as some point she did) and the put her sister's name on a flesh light with blue eyes drawn on it.

Just a thought you could have said something like you couldn't fit Jenny McCarthy on it.

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

wonder how you clean that thing...do ya douche it?

[86 IROC-Z]

wonder how you clean that thing...do ya douche it?

Nah you can disassemble it for cleaning.

[cammed goat]

I am thinking she is overconfident or assumes she can use sex as a way to control the OP. She found the fleshlight and now knows she is screwing up the relationship. I have met women who brag about using sex as a weapon and it backfires resulting in the bf cheating or breaking up with said women. It is funny how overconfidence can backfire.

[35th-ANV-SS]

How long have you been dating this woman?

And thread = hilarious.

[justinmc978]

this one has more texture

[Ramairgod84]

lol this was the best way to start the day reading this. Great story. I can hear tom hanks yelling " Willlllsssooonnnnnn". RIP Jen. At least you didnt have a piece of paper with her picture on it on the fleshlight...

[JerseyLS1]

from a girls point of view ... not cheating ... maybe she should start questioning herself if you have to resort to a toy to keep you happy. In reality, she should be glad you didn't go out and fuck another chick.

As a girl, I'd be embarrassed if I left my bf so unsatisfied that he had to resort to a toy.

[35th-ANV-SS]

from a girls point of view ... not cheating ... maybe she should start questioning herself if you have to resort to a toy to keep you happy. In reality, she should be glad you didn't go out and fuck another chick.

As a girl, I'd be embarrassed if I left my bf so unsatisfied that he had to resort to a toy.

YES! THIS! I was waiting for a female to comment on this.

[Durango]

You are a crazy bastard byt I admire you for it.lol I can't believe you put the sister name on it hahahaha

You might as well tell the story to the sister she might feel the same about you

NNNNNNOOOOTTTT!!!!!!

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

Seriously....how do you clean it? Can I use a 50/50 mix of simple green?

[Ramairgod84]

lmao i'd be careful what you use as a cleaner. the next time you go to pull out you might not have anything

[mariner3302]

LMFAO