Whats the most evil thing you have ever done?

[Transamws6]

Well, this is probably one the most evil thing i've ever done but I still feel like a douche for doing it to this day.

Last year, I was a football player and I made the varsity team and I was in the 10th grade. Most kids in the 10th made junior varsity i was like the only underclassmen who made varsity in the entire school, I had a big head, I was extremely cocky, I used to think I was the shit and untouchable at football and no body could fuck with my position. Well, there was an 11th grader (now a senior and we are cool as shit) that was a serious candidate for my second string position (keep in mind there was a senior starting in front of me).

Well, my locker was across from his and he used to use the bathroom before practice everyday and leave his shit on the floor out of everyones way, I used to take his cleats and knot em all up, throw his equipment everywhere and hide it from him like every single practice so he would be late every day and the coaches would think bad of em. Well, they sure as hell did and he did not get my spot. He was really upset and was about to fight everyone in the locker room when he found out he was getting cut. I felt terrible and had to confess he was pissed, he was about to slam me lol we had a big ass event going on in the locker room the day of the cuts. Well, were cool now neither one of us play anymore so it's all good. Baseball time comes no tellin whats gonna happen j/k.

[maxwax]

Ok here goes ..I had this date with a chick, I ended up going to her house after work.
Needless to say we had a big night planned, any how we ate, did the movie thing, the conversation thing, she asks if I want to spend the night etc.
Well after about 45min of talking about her X fiance and another 15 min of her crying, she tells me how good it is to have someone who understands and is willing to listen with no strings attached.
Then her ass falls asleep beside me, I get up JACK OFF in her hair and leave, Guess what she was not as understanding as I was.

[justinmc978]

Ok here goes ..I had this date with a chick, I ended up going to her house after work.
Needless to say we had a big night planned, any how we ate, did the movie thing, the conversation thing, she asks if I want to spend the night etc.
Well after about 45min of talking about her X fiance and another 15 min of her crying, she tells me how good it is to have someone who understands and is willing to listen with no strings attached.
Then her ass falls asleep beside me, I get up JACK OFF in her hair and leave, Guess what she was not as understanding as I was.

dude.

[B34M3R]

Somewhere, at some point in the past, I might have been somewhere nearby a piece of large construction equipment that was completely destroyed for no good reason.

All of this is purely hypothetical of course. I am definitely not saying that I had anything to do with a full size bulldozer being dismantled, set on fire, and blown up. I am in fact saying absolutely NOTHING of that sort.

[justinmc978]

Somewhere, at some point in the past, I might have been somewhere nearby a piece of large construction equipment that was completely destroyed for no good reason.

All of this is purely hypothetical of course. I am definitely not saying that I had anything to do with a full size bulldozer being dismantled, set on fire, and blown up. I am in fact saying absolutely NOTHING of that sort.

man you'd be badass, if you had something to do with it of course,

[tatertot91]

Then her ass falls asleep beside me, I get up JACK OFF in her hair and leave, Guess what she was not as understanding as I was.

[TARZAN]

I won't go into deep detail, because I don't want internet drama....but the most "evil" thing I've ever done was either my conversation with my ex before moving to Hawaii, or the conversation with a different ex (which led to her keying my car).

I'm not typically an ass.....but it happens every now and then.

-Will

[KMdef9]

I'm glad I don't do any of the bad sh1t I used to do. That thing called maturity kicked in.

I'd be serving time for quite a while, had I been caught. It's bad enough I don't even want to post it.

But to follow on maxwax's post, the worst thing I ever did to a girl doesn't top his, but is more share worthy. I went to party with this chick, took over a backroom and then took care of her. We went downstairs to party more, and she fell asleep right away on the couch. 5 min after she fell alseep, I treated her best friend to the same comfort, in the same room, on the same bed. And for good measure, I used the same positions. I guess that's the worst thing I've ever done to a girl, kinda boring, but so is homework right now, and now I'm rambeling...

[tallnick]

roommate fucked a chick on my bed while I was out.. so I busted a nut in his shampoo..

[kickflippin1]

I don't know if this constitutes as "evil", but I fucked my used-to-be best friends fiance the day before they got married, in their apartment.

I started a thread about this a while ago, called "The most A-Hole thing you've ever done." It got pretty busy in there, lol.

[Hi-Po]

I threw eggs at a prostitute from a moving car one time.

[SteveCZ28]

roommate fucked a chick on my bed while I was out.. so I busted a nut in his shampoo..

LMAO

[bodyman5000]

I have many things I wouldn't tell a priest on my death bed but one of the most memorable evil things I did was when I worked at Midas muffler when I was 19.

It was the end of the day, I just finished the brakes on this OLD guy's minivan. He had to be 90 give or take a few years. I was putting the wheels back on and somehow cross threaded a lugnut.

I should have said something and he could have came back the following day or I could have stayed late if we got the stud, but instead I just impacted that sucker on there until I had to use my big breaker bar to finish tightening it.

I still imagine the old fella getting a flat tire in the middle of nowhere and giving himself a stroke trying to take the wheel off.

[SteveCZ28]

well i guess the most evil thing i did was a particular time in my life i just happened to purchase say 3 dozen eggs during the 4th weekend.....when cruising around a particular car nailing every car in site with eggs windows down on cars meant eggs were tossed inside, cop cars were hit also....not saying anymore...but i felt like ass afterwards...and actually parked my camaro in the garage for 2 months after that for fear of bad karma and something happening to me

[silverWS6]

I threw eggs at a prostitute from a moving car one time.

[silverWS6]

well i guess the most evil thing i did was a particular time in my life i just happened to purchase say 3 dozen eggs during the 4th weekend.....when cruising around a particular car nailing every car in site with eggs windows down on cars meant eggs were tossed inside, cop cars were hit also....not saying anymore...but i felt like ass afterwards...and actually parked my camaro in the garage for 2 months after that for fear of bad karma and something happening to me

I did the same about a year ago in the Avalanche it was fun as fuck running away like "high speed chases" and shit and we did for a bout 2 weekends when we were bored outta our effin mind and had nothing to do... and now i guess karma got back at me with some hail

[SteveCZ28]

I did the same about a year ago in the Avalanche it was fun as fuck running away like "high speed chases" and shit and we did for a bout 2 weekends when we were bored outta our effin mind and had nothing to do... and now i guess karma got back at me with some hail

haha it was such a huge rush...it was hotter than hell out then too sooo i know it did damage..i remember a few cars i hit that had windows down i remember specifically several eggs splattering into the dash vents on a few cars...thatd be a bitch to clean up

[silverWS6]

haha it was such a huge rush...it was hotter than hell out then too sooo i know it did damage..i remember a few cars i hit that had windows down i remember specifically several eggs splattering into the dash vents on a few cars...thatd be a bitch to clean up

i still remember the white Benz that was parked in a park parking lot that we thought had nobody in and we drive by with eggs ready and all and we see a dude look up from the rear seat and we all have hands out the windows with eggs in hand and the next thing you hear is SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!! and oh shit it was a goooo from there this guy ran outta his car with just jeans on and jumped in the driver seat and the chase was on! luckily he got caught in traffic and the Avalanche rolled away sucesfully... but we always wondered, what would somebody do if they actually caught up to us?

[98snowt/a]

well you take lessons and learn tricks... Just like figure skating, except with roller skates. .. i never did the comps cuz i thought they were lame, but i did the routine, and just didnt GO to the comps, i was really young when i did it, and was basically forced to lol

BAD ASS lol

[toi tyme]

BAD ASS lol

oh shut up..lol