My fail for the day.

**toi tyme** · 09-03-2009, 11:36 AM

nothing?

NOTHING?!

even i woulda hit on her in some way...

if youre lucky this innocent may occur again and you can have a second shot at it!

**0rion** · 09-03-2009, 11:37 AM

not yet you haven't. Maybe now you can play the "shy" card. That has just as good or better chance of getting you the girl as the aggressive stuff.

**midnightnavyz28** · 09-03-2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

nothing?

NOTHING?!

even i woulda hit on her in some way...

if youre lucky this innocent may occur again and you can have a second shot at it!

and he better not choke again

**B34M3R** · 09-03-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Nothing.

I said nothing at all.

1. You have included 52 images in your message. You are limited to using 15 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

Images include use of smilies

.... I dont get it.....

Whats the punchline???

**gd1996** · 09-03-2009, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

not yet you haven't. Maybe now you can play the "shy" card. That has just as good or better chance of getting you the girl as the aggressive stuff.

Right on, works great for me and I haven't been shy since I was in hs... let her do everything and just sit back.

**JHayesLS1** · 09-03-2009, 11:52 AM

You need to get a Pedobear T-shirt and she'll think you're so fucked up that she wants to bang you.

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

not yet you haven't. Maybe now you can play the "shy" card. That has just as good or better chance of getting you the girl as the aggressive stuff.

Not gonna lie, I am shy (Formerly extremely, not as much so now), and most of the time I'm generally fine.

I just previously didn't believe I would be such knuckle-dragging dolt in a situation that was gift-wrapped, set on a silver platter and force fed to the flesh on my face.

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 12:32 PM

I need to start carrying around one of these in my wallet:

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 09-03-2009, 12:35 PM

Are you

**310stanger** · 09-03-2009, 12:36 PM

He hasnt blown it till he says something to her and its really stupid, he develops a stutter, his fly is unbottoned, he has a booger hanging out of his nose etc lol

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 12:37 PM

Or even better yet, a Twix, according to the commercials they're apparently like a free do-over.

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

He hasnt blown it till he says something to her and its really stupid, he develops a stutter, his fly is unbottoned, he has a booger hanging out of his nose etc lol

-Looks for wood.

-Beats the shit out of it.

-Throws in a hail mary.

**Hi-Po** · 09-03-2009, 12:40 PM

So, let me get this straight.

1. You have a fat ass obiese girlfriend, that you can barely stand to look at.

2. You have a strong 7, probably an 8... single, horny, girl basicially grabbing at your balls.

3. You pussy out, and pretent to keep playing Zuma on your phone?

You should probably just go home to your 'fat' girlfriend and rub one out in the shower

**310stanger** · 09-03-2009, 12:43 PM

yeah man wtf! hahah you got a third gen with blown headgaskets, you cant be passing on the vajayjay like that! lol

**Hi-Po** · 09-03-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

yeah man wtf! hahah you got a third gen with blown headgaskets, you cant be passing on the vajayjay like that! lol

Agreed

**ZombieSlayer909** · 09-03-2009, 12:47 PM

**Smkn_TA** · 09-03-2009, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

nothing?

NOTHING?!

even i woulda hit on her in some way...

That makes me so happy I could cry.

**JHayesLS1** · 09-03-2009, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

So, let me get this straight.

1. You have a fat ass obiese girlfriend, that you can barely stand to look at.

2. You have a strong 7, probably an 8... single, horny, girl basicially grabbing at your balls.

3. You pussy out, and pretent to keep playing Zuma on your phone?

You should probably just go home to your 'fat' girlfriend and rub one out in the shower

Holy God that was legendary!

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-03-2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

So, let me get this straight.

1. You have a fat ass obiese girlfriend, that you can barely stand to look at.

2. You have a strong 7, probably an 8... single, horny, girl basicially grabbing at your balls.

3. You pussy out, and pretent to keep playing Zuma on your phone?

You should probably just go home to your 'fat' girlfriend and rub one out in the shower

Pretty much yeah.

Honestly I'm surprised there haven't been any homo jokes yet, so I guess inb4ugaylol

Off topic, what's Zuma? A game? All my phone has is a puzzle quest demo that auto-exits after 45 seconds.

**Hi-Po** · 09-03-2009, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Pretty much yeah.

Honestly I'm surprised there haven't been any homo jokes yet, so I guess inb4ugaylol

Off topic, what's Zuma? A game? All my phone has is a puzzle quest demo that auto-exits after 45 seconds.

Yes, game. Balls hitting other balls and exploding. Figured that was the game you were playing while you turned down some tail.