Help ZBoner get this babe

**gettin sideways** · 02-06-2006, 10:09 AM

just to oppose everybody else and cause shit in the thread im gonna go against steve and sarge and say play hard to get, atleast a little. in the world we live in now, if you want the chick you have to. there are too many other guys out there kissing her ass and always hitting on her, showing too much affection too early, seeming desperate.

if you show her that your are semi-indifferent to her but still tlak to her, she may wonder why you dont like her yet, etc. just my $0.02

**Zboner** · 02-06-2006, 10:16 AM

ok here is why i called her the day after, that night she was all over me, and was saying we should hang out and do shit that week, then i was leaving and went up to her and said im gettin out of here, then she hugged me and statred making out with me, and said call me tomorrow so we can plan something for the week.

now im confused and she was not drunk at all

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 10:22 AM

Thinking with your dick again Zboner?
That is the lamest ass bullshit excuse I ever heard....
That girl aint gonna hump a lil green frog....that was a sympathy kiss....frog boy...
Just fucking with you Zboner you lil shit.....Dont go reading all this drama bullshit into it....you called her...balls in her court...in the meanwhile just keep pounding your pud....
did she have big ol herpe sores all over her mouth?

**1fastcamarosss11** · 02-06-2006, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Motrv8d Steve

so many games we play...
like Sarge said, if you like her, she likes you, just call her.
if there's sparks, there's sparks and it will lead to what's next...

and if not, then screw it and move on...

100 percent agreed i'd call right away, most were cool with it. if you left an impression it will be still in there mind and you will know righht away instead of games. just something to think about. thanks jeremy

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 10:53 AM

And Zboner...use a face rubber.....

**Zboner** · 02-06-2006, 10:56 AM

face rubber i like that one, lol,

ill just call wednesday and if she dont answer or call back, im giving up cause im sure ill find one friday night or saturday night again.

**Motrv8d Steve** · 02-06-2006, 11:05 AM

zboner, it's all about chemistry and connection and sparks...
they have a way of meaning more than any games we could play playing hard2get, etc.
jmho

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 11:07 AM

Yup^^

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 02-06-2006, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by Zboner

now im confused and she was not drunk at all

Not drunk in a bar...hmmmm

You didn't tell her your real age did ya? She looks like she's in her mid-20's...might not wanna date a teenager

But she's cute dude....if she bites then good catch

**third_shift|studios** · 02-06-2006, 11:29 AM

you wer making out?!?! is that b4 or after you ditched me w/out warning?

**Zboner** · 02-06-2006, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Not drunk in a bar...hmmmm

You didn't tell her your real age did ya? She looks like she's in her mid-20's...might not wanna date a teenager

But she's cute dude....if she bites then good catch

nope, she is 19 years old, and i told her i was 19 i got a wrist band to buy beer and she had just gotten to the bar thats why

**Zboner** · 02-06-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by dipherentdesign

you wer making out?!?! is that b4 or after you ditched me w/out warning?

haha, they came up and were like were leaving and i was pissed so i said no, then went to talk to her and thats when it happened for about 5or 10 mins.lol

**BIG D's SS** · 02-06-2006, 02:52 PM

Hey Boner just straight up ask her if she wants to F*ck. Cut the bullshit and get to it. If she is down with it then she will go for it. Don't let her play with your emotions.

**Zboner** · 02-06-2006, 02:54 PM

good call D ill just do that one

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 03:31 PM

Atta boy BigD...fucking Gerogia foreplay...."Get in the truck bitch".....

**Nastyfoot** · 02-06-2006, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by dipherentdesign

anyway, we all know he called to early-so what should he say now...c'mon smooth opperators, help him out.

She's thinking that he called too soon,so he prolly nut too soon.

**Sarge** · 02-06-2006, 06:10 PM

Originally Posted by Nastyfoot

She's thinking that he called too soon,so he prolly nut too soon.

Zboner did nut when she looked at him...fucked his pants all up...

**whoa guy** · 02-06-2006, 06:46 PM

this thread is fucking great... good stuff..

**Mr. CarelessAndImprudent** · 02-06-2006, 06:53 PM

Oh man, that's harsh

tater_salad · 02-06-2006, 08:00 PM

Well maybe he should say, "Hey, I am a member of an online forum and my name is ZBoner!"

Nothing like the name "boner" to set the hearts of women everywhere ablaze