I love this quote..................

[PhillyLs1]

"you can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey"

[pajeff02]

This quote has always been my personal favorite:


"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."


Theodore Roosevelt
26th President of United States

[Smkn_TA]

You're damned it you do and youre damned if you dont- Bart Simpson

He switched his iq test with martin prince and got sent to the smart kids school, that was his response when the teacher asked for an example of a paradox. Classic episode.

[tcb 57]

Mixing whiskey and water, ruins two drinks.

overheard in airport bar.

[FatTom]

Take care of the little things and the big things take care of themselves.

[snaggeltooth]

Yes, it's true: We can't control the wind or the rain or the other vagaries of weather. But we can tack our sails such that we can steer the course we desire. - Unknown

[310stanger]

"money hustled is twice as sweet as money earned" i forget who said that

[310stanger]

"shit rolls down hill, money goes up" tony soprano

[pajeff02]

"The women in this country have half the money and all the pussy. And if they have all the pussy. . . it ain't going to be too long before they have all the money too."

Comedian whose name I cannot recall.

[doberman 152]

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

[GTP231]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

[doberman 152]

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness

[Murder after Midnight]

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

Yeah that's deep

[andrew rs]

I dont advicate drugs, violance, or insanity to any one... But they have always worked for me.---Hunter S. Thompson

[doberman 152]

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
William J. Clinton

[ss~zoso~ss]

"I don't want to die for my country, I want the enemy to die for his!"

~Unknown

[GTP231]

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
Ozzy

[Smittro]

Shit only runs down hill on Fridays and Paydays...(A Plumbers moto).