It is me Savage Indian

**david_viny** · 03-22-2009, 11:00 PM

This thread =

Am I on the right forum?

**suede** · 03-23-2009, 08:58 AM

well if im doin good hitting it from behind, and let it slide out and up her ass crack as i let that bugger go, i can get it in her hair, but dam does she get pissed

**Spikito** · 03-23-2009, 09:12 AM

mine tends to be in one orifice or another so i don't know

although i did pull out in missionary once trying to get her stomach, aimed too high, got some on her face but made a nice shotgun pattern on the wall above her

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-23-2009, 09:15 AM

Hair Gel FTW

**suede** · 03-23-2009, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Hair Gel FTW

they get pissed when you do that.... like seriously pissed, esp when you say its protien infusion, just like showering with egg.... lol

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-23-2009, 01:18 PM

Lmmfao.....

**Zapper2003** · 03-23-2009, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I saw a 2 foot increase up to 7 foot max after cutting my pubes.

No idea how that worked out.

Less wind resistance.

**suede** · 03-23-2009, 03:15 PM

aerodynamics are key here....

**chiller2484** · 03-23-2009, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Spikito

mine tends to be in one orifice or another so i don't know

although i did pull out in missionary once trying to get her stomach, aimed too high, got some on her face but made a nice shotgun pattern on the wall above her

haha

my wife was on the rag for my birthday so i titty fucked the hell outta her. if she didn't put her hand up, she'd have gone blind

**Nhra Firebird** · 03-23-2009, 03:35 PM

I know orion can spit sarge's jizz a good 10 feet

**suede** · 03-23-2009, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by chiller2484

haha

my wife was on the rag for my birthday so i titty fucked the hell outta her. if she didn't put her hand up, she'd have gone blind

they get embarrased as hell if they gotta go outa the room holding one eye heading for the bathroom spouting off bout "god damn it not in the fucking eye..." oh and its christmas and the whole family is over....

**bmyers** · 03-23-2009, 05:13 PM

i have shot past my face numerous time while laying down...i should add DANGEROUSLY close to my face though

**bmyers** · 03-23-2009, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by chiller2484

haha

my wife was on the rag for my birthday so i titty fucked the hell outta her. if she didn't put her hand up, she'd have gone blind

i enjoy a good titty fuck from time to time....

**67CamaroRSSS** · 03-23-2009, 05:34 PM

Reminds me of a time not too long ago. I was over at this gals house. She's only a few years younger than me and has adult/teenage kids. We get through doing the nasty and I spooged the hell outta her face as an ending. Right across the eyes actually. We came back downstairs (2 story house) and her son asks, "Hey Mom, how come your eyes are all red?"

Both of us busted up laughing. Her son (16 or 17 I believe) had a very perplexed look on his face.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 03-23-2009, 05:35 PM

And Sarge: Remind me never to get on your bad side.

P.S.: I like how you changed his entries.......

**cammed goat** · 03-23-2009, 05:36 PM

I am LOLing at the edit.

"reason for edit:why not, he's an asshole"

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-23-2009, 08:53 PM

EPIC

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