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  1. 03-10-2009, 06:48 PM #21
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    There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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    When Chuck Norris is doing push-ups? He's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    When Chuck Norris is doing push-ups? He's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
    Stole mine damnit!


    "Fuckin Chuck Norris"
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  8. 03-10-2009, 07:21 PM #28
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    Chuck Norris took my virginity.

    He took every womans virginity. THAT STUD!
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    -Apple pays Chuck Norris .99c every time he downloads a song.

    -Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    -Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    -Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.

    -Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    -Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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    Embarresing Fact: I know the entire intro song to "Walker, Texas Ranger"
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01ws6er View Post
    Embarresing Fact: I know the entire intro song to "Walker, Texas Ranger"
    ME TOO! And I've seen every singe episode!


    THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE AROUND YOU...

    And THATS what a Rangers, gonna do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    ME TOO! And I've seen every singe episode!


    THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE AROUND YOU...

    And THATS what a Rangers, gonna do!
    I don't believe those are the lyrics

    "When the eyes of a Ranger are upon you,
    Anything wrong you do he's gonna see,
    When you're in Texas look behind you,
    Cause THATS, where the Rangers gonna be"
    (Chuck Norris standing on a hill with a badass looking shotgun and in a yellow raincoat)

    Did that shit from memory!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01ws6er View Post
    I don't believe those are the lyrics

    "When the eyes of a Ranger are upon you,
    Anything wrong you do he's gonna see,
    When you're in Texas look behind you,
    Cause THATS, where the Rangers gonna be"
    (Chuck Norris standing on a hill with a badass looking shotgun and in a yellow raincoat)

    Did that shit from memory!


    Haha I know, I wanted to see if you'd correct them.. hahahaha

    FOOLED.

    The actual song is...
    That way I dont look like the only geek. hahaha



    "In the eyes of a ranger
    The unsuspected stranger
    Had better know the truth of wrong from right
    Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you
    Any wrong you do hes gonna see
    When youre in Texas look behind you
    Cuz thats where the rangers are gonna be"
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  15. 03-10-2009, 07:59 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    Haha I know, I wanted to see if you'd correct them.. hahahaha

    FOOLED.

    The actual song is...
    That way I dont look like the only geek. hahaha



    "In the eyes of a ranger
    The unsuspected stranger
    Had better know the truth of wrong from right
    Cuz the eyes of a ranger are upon you
    Any wrong you do hes gonna see
    When youre in Texas look behind you
    Cuz thats where the rangers are gonna be"
    Damn, I forgot the first few lines Well I was correct after the part I forgot lol. Still pathetic though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01ws6er View Post
    Damn, I forgot the first few lines Well I was correct after the part I forgot lol. Still pathetic though!
    hahaha Dont even get me started on Star Wars.....



    There has got to be something wrong with me.. I think like a boy.. I love star wars.. I dont get women.. hahaha
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    check norris knows the wrong way to eat a reeses
    Ooh yummy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by toityme View Post
    hahaha Dont even get me started on Star Wars.....



    There has got to be something wrong with me.. I think like a boy.. I love star wars.. I dont get women.. hahaha
    Haha, no, you just think correctly
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