How to pee with morning wood.

**astyles** · 03-08-2009, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

Am I the only one who pisses in the bathtub in the morning??

nope im there too.........

**t-rock** · 03-08-2009, 04:18 PM

i cant believe none of you have not done the "take a knee technique"

take a knee put elbow on bathtub strong arm and straighten opposite leg.

**Packy** · 03-08-2009, 07:13 PM

I use the Shower as a urinal in this situation!

**Benner** · 03-08-2009, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Packy

I use the Shower as a urinal in this situation!

Bingo!!!! I'm usually a shower pisser in the morning. Occasionally I'll do a combo of the plank and strongarm.

**NoscamaroSS** · 03-09-2009, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

Am I the only one who pisses in the bathtub in the morning??

Nope, I always take a shower in the morning, so I take that opportunity to relieve myself. Dont have to worry bout hitting a hole.

**t-rock** · 03-11-2009, 04:30 PM

dont be surprised if your toe nails turn yellow

**02Sweet** · 03-11-2009, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by t-rock

dont be surprised if your toe nails turn yellow

not yet been doing it for years

**jaslivers** · 03-11-2009, 09:20 PM

get out of bed
stretch
get into shower
peeeee

**ls1ya** · 03-11-2009, 09:56 PM

the superman, girlyman and that yoga shit are for the dickly challenged. i hate touching the water or the bowl so the only thing that works is the plank and strong arm. or wack off a quicky then let go after the nut.

**Spikito** · 03-11-2009, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

Am I the only one who pisses in the bathtub in the morning??

i got your back man

**Spaz** · 03-12-2009, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

Am I the only one who pisses in the bathtub in the morning??

nope...

**Y2KSS1363** · 03-12-2009, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by fsane

plank for me.

+1

:d

**toi tyme** · 03-12-2009, 10:56 AM

this thread is hilarous!!!

**02Sweet** · 03-12-2009, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

this thread is hilarous!!!

so do you pee in the shower

**toi tyme** · 03-12-2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by 02Sweet

so do you pee in the shower

hahah do I or have I?

**Smkn_TA** · 03-12-2009, 11:37 AM

Plank + Strong Arm for sure. And bust a nut like nobodies bidness if I gotta sit down and shit cause I can't fit betweens the seat with humungo

**toi tyme** · 03-12-2009, 11:40 AM

ahhahahahaha SOO funny!

Im glad I can sit for every time..... haha

**NoscamaroSS** · 03-13-2009, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by toityme

Im glad I can sit for every time..... haha

Lazy Ass!!

**Rhinohuey** · 03-13-2009, 11:02 AM

im gonna have to try superman

**Smkn_TA** · 03-14-2009, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

ahhahahahaha SOO funny!

Im glad I can sit for every time..... haha

Yeah it ain't fun when your standing there during one of those long bladder emptying moments and you get a cold chill. The uncontrollable spasm of your whole body as is magnifys threw you. It would be impossible to hit a bath tub at those times. I think half the time it's better to just go with it, if you try to fight it and tense your arms it just makes it worse. Then your moms all "If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and whipe the seatie".