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  1. 02-27-2009, 07:04 PM #21
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  2. 02-27-2009, 07:53 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    Mine's 120 miles away and texting how much she wants it right now. My car is transless at the moment. Feel better?
    Mine is 450 miles away and doing the exact same thing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ls1camino View Post
    Mine is 450 miles away and doing the exact same thing...
    Sucks. Though she is threatening to come down if the GTP isn't done in time
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  4. 02-27-2009, 08:15 PM #24
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  5. 02-27-2009, 08:36 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    sarge... that is a womans way of saying "i want you to take a chloroform soaked rag and put it over my nose and mouth and wsait untill i pass out and then pee in my butt"... come on now bud... you got a few years on my young Spaz self... you surely know this trick...
    Pee in the butt has returned.
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  6. 02-27-2009, 08:39 PM #26
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  7. 02-27-2009, 11:30 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aetos View Post
    Its okay, sleeperc5 is taking care of your wife
    Someone had to say it
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  8. 02-28-2009, 05:22 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    While you guys are wanting it, I some how got it 3 times today. WOW, a fucking first.
    lol...when my fiance was living with me, she wanted it more often than I did
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  9. 02-28-2009, 05:55 AM #29
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  10. 02-28-2009, 05:55 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aetos View Post
    Its okay, sleeperc5 is taking care of your wife
    Well here lately that is all I get to do with her also.
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  11. 02-28-2009, 06:31 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    ...WTF.....I didnt do nothing...that I can remember....oh well....
    Another herpes outbreak?
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  12. 02-28-2009, 08:56 AM #32
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    I got shit in me that kills the Herp.
    LOL...Herp is you youngsters disease......fuck you kids invented STD's...we didn't have that shit when I was playing....what you guys get for fucking monkeys and shit....we fucked old hippie girls.....come to think of it....about the same I guess....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarge View Post
    i got shit in me that kills the herp.
    Lol...herp is you youngsters disease......fuck you kids invented std's...we didn't have that shit when i was playing....what you guys get for fucking monkeys and shit....we fucked old hippie girls.....come to think of it....about the same i guess....
    lolol
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  14. 02-28-2009, 01:12 PM #34
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    I havent had any in a month, and were young. but theres more to it than that....I never thought id say it, but i was getting my ass when i was single, ugh

    todays my birthday though so id better get something
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    She is back to normal....I'll never know what pissed her off....when she gets that way I change the rear diff fluid and clean the spark plugs....sweep the shop....teach the cows to moonwalk...anything...but I get the fuck away from her....but she is just singing and happy today...so I'll never know....probably had a dream where she caught me fucking some old broad....she does that from time to time...has a dream where I am a fucktard and she is pissed at me all the next day.....oh well....I'll tear that ass up tonight....
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    While you guys are wanting it, I some how got it 3 times today. WOW, a fucking first.
    Weren't you the guy complaining you had it bad that what you call complaining with a full stomach. Hahha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson Sin View Post
    Damn, I feel bad for ya all..
    I got home last night.. Wife had a bottle of wine uncorked and a tub of whipped cream and a cold spoon waiting for me..
    Was a Damn Good Night..
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