Jessica Simpson

**Toyota h8r** · 02-02-2009, 09:18 AM

Originally Posted by juiced99ws6

ide hit it obviously but I wouldnt say she is banging. just another dumb country girl if she aint got that perfect body lol

LOL so true

**ls1blackbeauty98** · 02-02-2009, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by nhraformula

her boots need to start walking away from fast food joints

aw thats so mean
chics can gain weight so easily. its sad that shes in the spotlight and everyone sees her going through a rough time

**allbaugh_04** · 02-02-2009, 11:53 AM

it's not that hard to exercise a lil bit, its no harder for women than it is for men imo

**allbaugh_04** · 02-02-2009, 11:55 AM

i mean she went from this:

to this!??

**nhraformula** · 02-02-2009, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by ls1blackbeauty98

aw thats so mean
chics can gain weight so easily. its sad that shes in the spotlight and everyone sees her going through a rough time

Ash, because she was soo fuckin self centered about her looks when she was younger, this is poetic justice. do i think shes fat, no, shes just an average american women in her upper 20s now.
she will be a porker one day though.
women are not the only ones that can gain weight easily, men can also.
ive been off of work because of a back injury for the last 9 months and gained 20lbs.

**nhraformula** · 02-02-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

i mean she went from this:

to this!??

to keep a body like in her first picture, that means you have to eat very small portions of boring food and workout a lot.
another thing that was on her side in the first picture is that she is in her early 20s.

the older you get, your metabolism goes to shit and if you dont work out a lot and eat boring food, youll gain weight and thats what happened to her in picture #2.
also what she wore made her look worse.

**310stanger** · 02-02-2009, 02:24 PM

You guys crack me up lol The difference between the "fat" pic, and her "inshape" pics is not as much as you would think. People act like shes 500 lbs. I agree with the poetic justice though, because she did come off as a conceited lil shit. But honestly, I think its more that horrible choice in jeans then anything.

Why the fuck would any of us feel sorry for her though? Shes millions of dollars richer then all of us, has seen more places around the world then nearly all of us, is rich for being DUMBER then all of us, can afford any car she wants any day of the week, has million dollar homes. Fuck feeling sorry for her. She'll go higher one of those overpriced trainers, train around the clock on high priced state of the art stuff and lose the 20 lbs shes over OPTIMUM weight by in like a month or so. Then everybody will resume to saying they'd fuck the shit out of her.

**allbaugh_04** · 02-02-2009, 02:31 PM

i know what she is wearing is making her look worse, but she sure does have a lot of meat on her now, too much for me..

**310stanger** · 02-02-2009, 02:36 PM

hahah ls1.com. where all the guys have 900 horse street cars, 10 inch cocks, bench press 500 lbs and make 2 million a year on an off year, and only fuck playboy playmates lol j/k

**cammed goat** · 02-02-2009, 02:41 PM

Still row her.

**bigrondownhiller** · 02-02-2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by allbaugh_04

i mean she went from this:

to this!??

Damn she is too skinny in the first one. The second is a bad pick but atleast you dont see ribs.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 02-02-2009, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by bigrondownhiller

Damn she is too skinny in the first one. The second is a bad pick but atleast you dont see ribs.

yea, you'd see rolls if she didn't have that fat squeezer on

**bigrondownhiller** · 02-02-2009, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

yea, you'd see rolls if she didn't have that fat squeezer on

Just a challenge to work them off.

**rajiv1998** · 02-02-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by nhraformula

to keep a body like in her first picture, that means you have to eat very small portions of boring food and workout a lot.
another thing that was on her side in the first picture is that she is in her early 20s.

the older you get, your metabolism goes to shit and if you dont work out a lot and eat boring food, youll gain weight and thats what happened to her in picture #2.
also what she wore made her look worse.

Shes 29 years old, and that movie is like 3 years old. She was 25-26 when that pic was taken.

**GTP231** · 02-02-2009, 05:17 PM

Like said that top pic is too skinny but eitherway i'd pork her

**Murder after Midnight** · 02-02-2009, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

hahah ls1.com. Where all the guys have 900 horse street cars, 10 inch cocks, bench press 500 lbs and make 2 million a year on an off year, and only fuck playboy playmates lol j/k

+1 and 9 sec vettes lol

**Murder after Midnight** · 02-02-2009, 05:32 PM

I'm sure sleeper c5 hit already also

**mr_r0bert0** · 02-02-2009, 05:35 PM

i would just to say i banged jessica simpson

**Kjz99z28** · 02-02-2009, 05:40 PM

I'm with stanger on this one. I'm betting she gained 10-15 lbs, picked out a horrible (HORRIBLE) outfit, and then got caught in pretty unflattering positions.

Is she what she used to be? Nope.
Is she a ginormous fat cow? Nope.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 02-02-2009, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by Kjz99z28

I'm with stanger on this one. I'm betting she gained 10-15 lbs, picked out a horrible (HORRIBLE) outfit, and then got caught in pretty unflattering positions.

Is she what she used to be? Nope.
Is she a ginormous fat cow? Nope.

Agreed

And if she has gained a few pounds, she will hire a trainer and have the extra pounds gone in a month.