Just got back home from my vasectomy.

**RoysTransAM** · 01-19-2009, 03:46 PM

Good to know!

**ARM5280** · 01-19-2009, 03:59 PM

Did it at 29 nothing like shooting blanks...lol
Oddest thing though in NC your wife has to sign off on the procedure. I guess that means they really do own your nuts.

**Hi-Po** · 01-19-2009, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by basballny2

lol just use spermicidal lube and get in there

Spermicidal lubed condom's, pulling out and blowing it on her, with her on Birth control. Thats about as safe as you can get.

Thus, what Im doing now.

No babies

**Hi-Po** · 01-19-2009, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by ARM5280

Did it at 29 nothing like shooting blanks...lol
Oddest thing though in NC your wife has to sign off on the procedure. I guess that means they really do own your nuts.

WHAT!?!?!?!

No fucking way man.

**basballny2** · 01-19-2009, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Spermicidal lubed condom's, pulling out and blowing it on her, with her on Birth control. Thats about as safe as you can get.

Thus, what Im doing now.

No babies

i was being sarcastic lol

**Sarge** · 01-19-2009, 04:14 PM

I thought anal sex was safe but then Burns was born after his old man had anal sex with a moose. Asshole baby.

**Hi-Po** · 01-19-2009, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I thought anal sex was safe but then Burns was born after his old man had anal sex with a moose. Asshole baby.

Anal is so over rated.

I have recently started to not even let loose in that glory hole either. No chances whatsoever. Dont want anything leaking anywhere.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 01-19-2009, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Anal is so over rated.

**Hi-Po** · 01-19-2009, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

I know, I know...

But The Pink is so much better.

Also... everything went as planned my man.

**iam_dale** · 01-19-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by ARM5280

Did it at 29 nothing like shooting blanks...lol
Oddest thing though in NC your wife has to sign off on the procedure. I guess that means they really do own your nuts.

Military is the same way. I personally think it's bullshit. I know Row vs Wade was for a complete other topic, but it still comes down to me as "MY BODY, I'LL DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT WITH IT!!"

dale

**BIG GUNS** · 01-19-2009, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

It wasn't all that bad actually. Not NEARLY as bad as I thought it would be. I have some great pain meds so that's a plus. The whole thing took about 20 minutes or so. The best part was when 2 hot college age chicks (interns I think) took the "hands on" approach to see if I shaved correctly. That was the highlight of the year thus far!

Not something I would want to do again but I'm glad I did it. Glad it's over!

I had it done in 2000 when my last was born. Had sex the first night after and shot it to the headboard. No pain at all and I had it done at an Air Force hospital.

Now, I'm divorced and cut and all I have to worry about is crotch crickets or something of that nature.......lol.

**97DOHC** · 01-19-2009, 04:58 PM

nut cut here with 2 kids....

no shave...

3 interns... they made housecalls...

keep ice on it for at least 24 hours... and u will be gtg

**Firebug** · 01-19-2009, 05:12 PM

So... Is a nut sack bypass considered a mod or preventative maintenance??

**BIG GUNS** · 01-19-2009, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Firebug

So... Is a nut sack bypass considered a mod or preventative maintenance??

Could be considered both. Depends. To some women its a turn on and so, it would be considered a mod.

To you, it means preventative maint.

depends on your outlook I guess. Good thing to ponder.

**cammed goat** · 01-19-2009, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

It wasn't all that bad actually. Not NEARLY as bad as I thought it would be. I have some great pain meds so that's a plus. The whole thing took about 20 minutes or so. The best part was when 2 hot college age chicks (interns I think) took the "hands on" approach to see if I shaved correctly. That was the highlight of the year thus far!

Not something I would want to do again but I'm glad I did it. Glad it's over!

My crotch is hurting after reading this. Reminds me of when I took my father in for his outpatient prostate surgery. I saw the catheter going to the piss bag and my sack throbbed. Seriously fucked up.

**BIG GUNS** · 01-19-2009, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

My crotch is hurting after reading this. Reminds me of when I took my father in for his outpatient prostate surgery. I saw the catheter going to the piss bag and my sack throbbed. Seriously fucked up.

Yeah, shouldn't be too much longer now for you.......lol.

**cammed goat** · 01-19-2009, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by BIG GUNS

Yeah, shouldn't be too much longer now for you.......lol.

HELL NO!!! Single and no prospects. The ladies over here in NJ don't want a wrench-turner. They want a blue-collar guy with lots of money. I'm out of the running on that aspect, lol.

**BIG GUNS** · 01-19-2009, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

HELL NO!!! Single and no prospects. The ladies over here in NJ don't want a wrench-turner. They want a blue-collar guy with lots of money. I'm out of the running on that aspect, lol.

I was talking about you being next for prostate surgery......lol.

**basballny2** · 01-19-2009, 05:45 PM

lol dirtyy jerzz

**cammed goat** · 01-19-2009, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by BIG GUNS

I was talking about you being next for prostate surgery......lol.

If it happens, it happens. And IF/WHEN it does, I hope to be one HIGH-ASS MoFo. LOL.

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