*** Late MAY TRAIN ***

[0rion]

just popped in and wow a lot of rainy mowing ass wiping going on man

I like to look at things from the angles that are most impactful. Not sure if you've ever had to wipe your ass left handed but it's a whole ordeal. You'd never think that wiping your ass requires a ton of precision but it does. You can't just willy nilly throw some ass paper back there and get solid results. If I have to switch hands I'm gonna need a mirror and a spotter.

[SMWS6TA]

Tim has put way too much thought in this....

[0rion]

Some people fear getting snake bit or bit by a shark. I fear breaking my right hand or arm. I'd need home care by a team of nurses just to get through the day. I'm married to a nurse but I know she's not wiping my ass so I'd have to farm that out.

[doberman 152]

I like to look at things from the angles that are most impactful. Not sure if you've ever had to wipe your ass left handed but it's a whole ordeal. You'd never think that wiping your ass requires a ton of precision but it does. You can't just willy nilly throw some ass paper back there and get solid results. If I have to switch hands I'm gonna need a mirror and a spotter.

cut the tip of my ass wiping thumb off, been there its greek lol

[doberman 152]

I got fawkin bear problems again, the fat black bastard is tearing my yard up with his natural blk. antics. I purposely buy the cheapest gas grill i can because every year the things knocks over and beats up and lickes it clean like a cheap whore let alone the wifes yard ornament knocked over and broken. I had to put a bear deterrent on top off my garbage can this works pretty good plus i have to ratchet strap it to the tree so he cant tip it over and work its black magic and get it open.Its ripped my screen off my kitchen bay window to try and see if my bird feeders are hanging which there not, sucks he's doing just what he's supposed to do so we just have to live together till i shoot him the ass

[SMWS6TA]

thanks for the cheap whore description. lmao for a good 5 mins.


made my morning so far.

[0rion]

That's a dangerous looking trash can haha. Does the dnr there give you guys any recourse for problem bears or do you just have to live with them?

[SMWS6TA]

my menace is these fwaking squirrels.

They knocked open a spot under my eve and got in the roof.

Last week I was popping them with a bb gun and a nosey neighbor reported me to the HOA. Told them it's quieter than my 30.06

[0rion]

I got rid of a coon problem last year...killed 4 of them in 3 nights that were tearing the shit out of my trash cans. I'd do the same to bears and squirrels.

[0rion]

Few years ago we were at a campground and the squirrels there were relentless. You had to be outside all the time or they'd rummage through your shit. I had the lid on out trash can and the bastards were trying to chew through the edge of the lid to get under it. Our neighbors said they destroyed their corn hole bags getting to the corn inside. Sounded like an overpopulation situation to me. I accidentally dropped some dcon pellets (when you could still buy them) under the camper 2-3 days straight. Noticed alot less problems with the squirrels after that.

[doberman 152]

That's a dangerous looking trash can haha. Does the dnr there give you guys any recourse for problem bears or do you just have to live with them?

Im so deep in the woods were on our own, and the bears have to live with "us" lol

[doberman 152]

I got rid of a coon problem last year...killed 4 of them in 3 nights that were tearing the shit out of my trash cans. I'd do the same to bears and squirrels.

coon lives matter

[SMWS6TA]

Happy Mother's day to KR and Tim.


They're the only 2 moms on the forum I know.

[KahanaReef]

Haha... Thanks Scott

[0rion]

Yeah....screw you Scott

[pajeff02]

Busy weekend. Had a crew in on Saturday to take down the large oak tree adjacent to my office. It was probably just shy of 100' tall and leaned precariously towards the building. Since we bought the place in 2016, two large branches have fallen out of it. Damn glad we dropped it -- the trunk was hollowed out and the crew confirmed that it was not long for this world.

In other news, why the hell does GM build a vehicle without a radiator draincock? Doing a semi-major bit of work on the 'Burb and I had forgotten that to drain the coolant you have to pop the lower hose off. Bastards.

[Y2KArcticSS]

But you trade off wiping your ass left handed.....not worth it

Plot twist. I am left-handed.

[Zapper2003]

In other news, why the hell does GM build a vehicle without a radiator draincock? Doing a semi-major bit of work on the 'Burb and I had forgotten that to drain the coolant you have to pop the lower hose off. Bastards.

I'll one-up that with the PTU from that Edge we had.

[GTP231]

I'll one-up that with the PTU from that Edge we had.

They just overheat and blow the fluid out the vent or the axle seal

[pajeff02]

Probably good that the Edge went bye-bye when it did. I still think that was the right call to make.

Spent another 2 hours of my life at the Verizon store last night. Trying to figure out the new phone now and get all my stuff loaded onto it.