Car stereotypes

[Zapper2003]

600???? you need a tune

I just assumed he was in a Ford

[cuervo25_1]

mustang owners "need" a supercharger or any sort of forced induction to compete with brand x
vette owners are older men with grey hair and ED going through a midlife crisis
chicks and fags drive scions
caddy escalades are for rich soccer moms and gangsta hoodrats
asian people ONLY drive asian brand cars (lets face it, its fuckin true)
Every New Jersey/ New York native drives like an asshole no matter the make of their car or truck
Diesel truck owners think they drive sports cars and floor it off of every light

yea that covers it also heard the Eclipse and Celica are for girls.

[0rion]

I have yet to see a guy get out of an astro van that didn't have a beard and have grease all over them

[TLS_Addict]

I notice you didn't deny the ED though......

Haha.....missed it!

Actually its about all that works on me properly. My brain has left me......

[Smittro]

An H3 Hummer is a chevy colorado, even though 90% of the H3 is uniquely HUMMER only.

Yup same frame rails ONLY must be a colorado..



Haveing a huge v8 powered full sized pickup with only a rear locker makes you a better off roader than a fully locking front/rear diff I5 Hummer..

3am Silverado deep woods rescue, LMFAO!

As seen from the nice warm cab of a not even close to stuck "Baby Hummer".. bahahhahaha




Sun up.... Yup still there.. Driver asked if I had a shovel in the H3..
Good thing it's a V8! huh?

[0rion]

someone needs some tires......i've turned around in spots worse than that and my truck weighs a lot more.

[Neil]

Subaru and lesbos (except the old Brat and Baja)

[Smittro]

someone needs some tires......i've turned around in spots worse than that and my truck weighs a lot more.

Oh he was'nt moving. He was across a V ditch bumper to bumper and the rear end was just hanging.

The forward part of his frame was on some logs too.lol

[Smittro]

By morning they had dug the passenger side of the rear out by hand.

If he could have got up where you see he lost traction I think they would have been alright.

On his second attempt it got away from him and just slid down the hill.

The next day another buddy with the same model silvy refused to even attempt to go as far as I went with the H3.

They ended up using a block and tackle to pull the truck sideways by hand.

Once they got him freed up he was able to drive her out again..

I was picking cause they're my buddies..

[Zinergy]

Subaru and lesbos (except the old Brat and Baja)

This doesnt make sense, I mean I admit a lot of lesbos used to love subarus when it was the quirky car for lesbians to drive. Now it is such a mainstream company and the looks of there cars are more and more and more like others such as kia and toyota that everyone will buy one. But how many lesbians or girls with short hair who hate men have you seen get out of a STI? Not many in my experience. They all used to drive older imprezas or foresters or outbacks or legacys or even older models.

And the baja was ugly as sin and was useless as a vehicle. Unless you had no need for a trunk but instead a small tuck bed that could fit almost nothing in it.

[Smittro]

This doesnt make sense, I mean I admit a lot of lesbos used to love subarus when it was the quirky car for lesbians to drive. Now it is such a mainstream company and the looks of there cars are more and more and more like others such as kia and toyota that everyone will buy one. But how many lesbians or girls with short hair who hate men have you seen get out of a STI? Not many in my experience. They all used to drive older imprezas or foresters or outbacks or legacys or even older models.

And the baja was ugly as sin and was useless as a vehicle. Unless you had no need for a trunk but instead a small tuck bed that could fit almost nothing in it.

Was'nt that POS also called the "Brat"?

[Zinergy]

Was'nt that POS also called the "Brat"?

Lol no, the brat was on older subaru that did have a truck bed though. The brat was a 2 seater wit ha bed, the baja is a newer 4 door car with a bed.... like a little avalanche.

[Zapper2003]

It was basically an outback waagon with the hatch/trunk area chopped off IMO.

[310stanger]

dont get me wrong, mid life crisis car or not, I'd love to have a vette. I just also wouldnt drive like those guys do going 50 mph in the right lane

[Zapper2003]

no, you'd drive it like you had a dodge diesel truck

[Zinergy]

dont get me wrong, mid life crisis car or not, I'd love to have a vette. I just also wouldnt drive like those guys do going 50 mph in the right lane

Well I ought my vette at age 23, I hope that is not the middle of my life.

[TLS_Addict]

Well I ought my vette at age 23, I hope that is not the middle of my life.

I am in my midlife I guess........I dont plan to live past 65-70 and that being TOPS.

I dont drive slow but I drive cautious. lol No 50 mph in the right lane. I bought a Corvette for the handling, power, and I just love them. Plus a Vette gets em wet!

[GTP231]

mustang owners "need" a supercharger or any sort of forced induction to compete with brand x
vette owners are older men with grey hair and ED going through a midlife crisis
chicks and fags drive scions
caddy escalades are for rich soccer moms and gangsta hoodrats
asian people ONLY drive asian brand cars (lets face it, its fuckin true)
Every dodge ram owner drives like an asshole
Diesel truck owners think they drive sports cars and floor it off of every light

Forgot small dick
Vw owners being homos count as a stereotype since its true?

[tatertot91]

I have yet to see a guy get out of an astro van that didn't have a beard and have grease all over them

so true

[Shermanator86]

Forgot small dick
Vw owners being homos count as a stereotype since its true?

thats funny, my buddy traded his G8 GT for a tdi jetta last year and I gave him all kinds of shit for it. He's since redeemed himself and got a '10 SS a few weeks ago.