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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Not me. I'm a trigger-happy North Carolina redneck.
    Well.... Since we are getting specific I'm a Jersey bitch that will shank you before shaking your hand. Cause this fucking Nazi state won't let us carry a concealed gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    just means more reasons for me to drink tonight
    Starting soon myself.

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    'What happened to dude talking smack? Did we scare him off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Well.... Since we are getting specific I'm a Jersey bitch that will shank you before shaking your hand. Cause this fucking Nazi state won't let us carry a concealed gun

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    whoa... i almost sharted... didn't think i was pushing mud... close call...

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    I do carry a knife though

    Yes I really do have a knife on me at all times

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShelbySS View Post
    'What happened to dude talking smack? Did we scare him off?

    He said the cops were here as I came back. Coincedence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I was planning on slapping you in the head with it, not using it on myself
    but why do you have a 2' dildo then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    whoa... i almost sharted... didn't think i was pushing mud... close call...
    oh you're just nasty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Well.... Since we are getting specific I'm a Jersey bitch that will shank you before shaking your hand. Cause this fucking Nazi state won't let us carry a concealed gun
    shank i love using that word!!! great job on using that word !!! +2 for TAP

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    whoa... i almost sharted... didn't think i was pushing mud... close call...
    Stop lying you know you have a skid mark on your chair now

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    whoa... i almost sharted... didn't think i was pushing mud... close call...
    I already Spaz'd today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I do carry a knife though

    Yes I really do have a knife on me at all times
    i got one on my key chain and a throwing knife in my little side compartment of my T/A

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    He said the cops were here as I came back. Coincedence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    He said the cops were here as I came back. Coincedence?
    hmmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShelbySS View Post
    oh you're just nasty....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Real Spaz View Post
    but why do you have a 2' dildo then?
    I don't have it yet. If I was actually gonna get to slap you with it, I would spend the rediculous amount for that large piece of plastic phallis just to beat you to death, have it videoed and post it on LS1.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Stop lying you know you have a skid mark on your chair now
    i hope so... more like a bacon strip...

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