Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

**ztrouble** · 08-06-2009, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Silver Streak

Ouch.. thats kinda harsh.. isn't it?

negative

**cuervo25_1** · 08-06-2009, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by korndawg

So u finally got some sex?

NO

Originally Posted by transamprincess98

How was the couch?

I slept in bed,although the couch is probably more comfortable.

**cuervo25_1** · 08-06-2009, 03:55 PM

me: hey hon you gonna let me tap that
her: no because now I am sick
me: good, your sick I am sick lets screw the snot out of each other
her: thats not funny,in fact it is quite gross
me: now I thought gross was when I said lets rut like pigs
her: geez will you stop already
me: nope not until I get some of that sweet poonanie
her: FINE AFTER HE GOES TO BED TONIGHT

I AM GONNA TAP THAT TONIGHT BOYS. it is kinda like trying to get a new job, just keep bugging them until you get it.

**suede** · 08-06-2009, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

me: hey hon you gonna let me tap that
her: no because now I am sick
me: good, your sick I am sick lets screw the snot out of each other
her: thats not funny,in fact it is quite gross
me: now I thought gross was when I said lets rut like pigs
her: geez will you stop already
me: nope not until I get some of that sweet poonanie
her: FINE AFTER HE GOES TO BED TONIGHT

I AM GONNA TAP THAT TONIGHT BOYS. it is kinda like trying to get a new job, just keep bugging them until you get it.

atta boy, persistence pays off...

**cuervo25_1** · 08-06-2009, 08:37 PM

WHHOOOOOT THERE WILL BE NO WORKING WITH ME TOMORROW CAMMED!!!!!

**Silver Streak** · 08-06-2009, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

i need more friends like this

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

see, i have too many friends like that

Apparently you aren't smart enough to comprehend the meaning of MARRIAGE!! Its a**holes like you that give guys a bad name.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 08-06-2009, 08:46 PM

Reason 1001 not to get married...you have to beg for sex.

**cuervo25_1** · 08-06-2009, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Reason 1001 not to get married...you have to beg for sex.

It works both way sometimes she has to beg me. and sometimes if i do something nice she is dragging me to the bedroom to rape me.you know hey stop ,don't do that, this is rape, i give you 2 hours to stop or else.

Not all marriages are bad ,I don't understand half you guys. marriage is 50/50 you have to understand eachother has their own set of stress and other stuff going on that may put the other in a non sexual mood.

I know how far I can go before the wife gets upset,even though I am joking.when she said fine you can get it after he goes to bed she shouted but was smiling.so she knew I was just being my silly self. personally i would rather beg than go out bang every chick I can and end up with something ajax,bleach ammonia and muratic acid won't take off, killed by a pissed off husband, or lord knows what else.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-06-2009, 08:59 PM

[QUOTE=cuervo25_1;2015996]you know hey stop ,don't do that, this is rape, i give you 2 hours to stop or else.QUOTE]
haha nice

**Silver Streak** · 08-06-2009, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

personally i would rather beg than go out bang every chick I can and end up with something ajax,bleach ammonia and muratic acid won't take off, killed by a pissed off husband, or lord knows what else.

Smart man!

**blackbird0230** · 08-06-2009, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

me: hey hon you gonna let me tap that
her: no because now I am sick
me: good, your sick I am sick lets screw the snot out of each other
her: thats not funny,in fact it is quite gross
me: now I thought gross was when I said lets rut like pigs
her: geez will you stop already
me: nope not until I get some of that sweet poonanie
her: FINE AFTER HE GOES TO BED TONIGHT

I AM GONNA TAP THAT TONIGHT BOYS. it is kinda like trying to get a new job, just keep bugging them until you get it.

WOOOOOO I was rootin for u boss! How long has it been like 4 days?
haha been lol-in this whole time

**cuervo25_1** · 08-06-2009, 10:31 PM

5 days saturday I came home early because I was sick, sun. and mon was sick but started feeling better by mon night. thats when something came up so to speak. but she didn't want to get the cold back so said no. well she got it anyway and had no excuse and she knew it !

thats the longest we went,other than the 8 weeks after she had our son. Even then I got some sort of action.

**blackbird0230** · 08-07-2009, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

5 days saturday I came home early because I was sick, sun. and mon was sick but started feeling better by mon night. thats when something came up so to speak. but she didn't want to get the cold back so said no. well she got it anyway and had no excuse and she knew it !

thats the longest we went,other than the 8 weeks after she had our son. Even then I got some sort of action.

WOW! you actually waited the 8 weeks? I got into that cookie jar after 3 haha I couldnt take the wait any longer

**cuervo25_1** · 08-07-2009, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by blackbird0230

WOW! you actually waited the 8 weeks? I got into that cookie jar after 3 haha I couldnt take the wait any longer

hey I still got action from her, just not in the poonanie. that is the only thing that kept me going. but the day the DR cleared her she couldn't walk right for a couple days.

Last night after i went to bed and was just about to fall asleep...

Her: hey hon
me: yea
her: I want it again
me: want what.....OH THAT
her: yea it was great and I want it again
me: ok but you on top, my legs are still wobbily, i feel like and effen newborn giraffe
her: ok

finally finished at 2 am

this morning

her: hon it is quarter after seven
me: OH SHIT

get to work

cammed: whats wrong with you,
me: go it twice last night,I need coffee and didn't have time to stop

but all is well now boys after 2 cups of coffee roughly a 6 pack of dr pepper and a 20 oz mt dew I am normal again.

**35th-ANV-SS** · 08-07-2009, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

hey I still got action from her, just not in the poonanie. that is the only thing that kept me going. but the day the DR cleared her she couldn't walk right for a couple days.

Last night after i went to bed and was just about to fall asleep...

Her: hey hon
me: yea
her: I want it again
me: want what.....OH THAT
her: yea it was great and I want it again
me: ok but you on top, my legs are still wobbily, i feel like and effen newborn giraffe
her: ok

finally finished at 2 am

this morning

her: hon it is quarter after seven
me: OH SHIT

get to work

cammed: whats wrong with you,
me: go it twice last night,I need coffee and didn't have time to stop

but all is well now boys after 2 cups of coffee roughly a 6 pack of dr pepper and a 20 oz mt dew I am normal again.

lmao. You're hilarious!

**tep98ws6** · 08-07-2009, 06:09 PM

Me: when you gonna let me hit it
BF: im tired...
(we end up watching a movie and i always ass out during movies)
two hours later ... at 3:56am ... he asks me when he can hit it after waking me up

haha

**310stanger** · 08-07-2009, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by tep98ws6

Me: when you gonna let me hit it
BF: im tired...
(we end up watching a movie and i always ass out during movies)
two hours later ... at 3:56am ... he asks me when he can hit it after waking me up

haha

the question is.....did you hit each other?

**35th-ANV-SS** · 08-07-2009, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by tep98ws6

Me: when you gonna let me hit it
BF: im tired...
(we end up watching a movie and i always ass out during movies)
two hours later ... at 3:56am ... he asks me when he can hit it after waking me up

haha

Hmmm. I've seen what you look like....

Not sure I would have responded the same way as your BF lol.

That's awesome that women are playing this game as well. Very cool.

**tep98ws6** · 08-07-2009, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

the question is.....did you hit each other?

Haha uh yes!!!! Granted i was half asleep but whatever thats love haha ... I asked him a few nights ago and he called me a hooker so i gave it a second shot :-D

**310stanger** · 08-07-2009, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by tep98ws6

Haha uh yes!!!! Granted i was half asleep but whatever thats love haha ... I asked him a few nights ago and he called me a hooker so i gave it a second shot :-D

be a hooker all you want. you are a good girlfriend in my book. good girlfriends always give lots of

to their guy