20 Years Old, Never had a Girlfriend. Loser?

[c5z28]

Well if you want to last a little longer bust the easy nut before you do the deed, otherwise she'll pull another bitch move and tell her girlfriend how quick you were

[Elimin8tor Z28]

Well if you want to last a little longer bust the easy nut before you do the deed, otherwise she'll pull another bitch move and tell her girlfriend how quick you were

No doubt.

I am going to Titty Fuck her first, so I get rid of the easy nut.

She has NICE tits.

[LeadFarmer]

No doubt.

I am going to Titty Fuck her first, so I get rid of the easy nut.

She has NICE tits.

[Elimin8tor Z28]

She took a picture of me playing with her tits at the theater with my phone.

That is the only picture I have of her knockers.

And I don’t know how to post pictures from my camera.

[86 IROC-Z]

I want a girlfriend.

*sucks in air between teeth*

[c5z28]

She took a picture of me playing with her tits at the theater with my phone.

That is the only picture I have of her knockers.

And I don’t know how to post pictures from my camera.

send to your e-mail. Once there click picture and save to computer, then upload to photobucket, pimp and host or whatever.
There you no longer have an excuse so get to it.

[c5z28]

*sucks in air between teeth*

Like you never dated a fatty

[Elimin8tor Z28]

send to your e-mail. Once there click picture and save to computer, then upload to photobucket, pimp and host or whatever.
There you no longer have an excuse so get to it.

I don’t have internet on my phone. So how can I send it to my email? I don’t have a USB cable either.

[Elimin8tor Z28]

Like you never dated a fatty

She isn’t fat. Just thick. Just sayin.

If she lost about 30 lbs she would be smoking hot. Her face and tits are amazing.

She is still hot now too, though.

[86 IROC-Z]

Like you never dated a fatty

not at the time

[c5z28]

I don’t have internet on my phone. So how can I send it to my email? I don’t have a USB cable either.

You can send pics to other phones right? Right! Text your e-mail address where a phone # would go and it sends it to your e-mail.

[Elimin8tor Z28]

I am also a little nervous, because my thing is only about 7 inches long, and she might think its small.

Girls always talk about how they like big ass huge dicks, and I don’t want to get laughed at.

I know you guys didn’t want to know that, but that is one of the main reasons I am a virgin.

One girl I talked to a long time ago, said she doesn’t like anything under 10 inches.

[c5z28]

not at the time

But it was at one time you made a thread about it, or are there stages?
1.normal
2.if you love me you accept me for who I am
3.we are married and I am only getting fatter.

[c5z28]

I am also a little nervous, because my thing is only about 7 inches long, and she might think its small.

Girls always talk about how they like big ass huge dicks, and I don’t want to get laughed at.

I know you guys didn’t want to know that, but that is one of the main reasons I am a virgin.

One girl I talked to a long time ago, said she doesn’t like anything under 10 inches.

I didn't, there are some people who give sex talk on youtube go on there for some advice.
Remember you're not to small she is just to loose

[Elimin8tor Z28]

You can send pics to other phones right? Right! Text your e-mail address where a phone # would go and it sends it to your e-mail.

I don’t have text on my phone either.

Sorry.

Maybe if I went to the Sprint store they could send all of my pictures off of my phone to my email?

[c5z28]

weak

[86 IROC-Z]

I am also a little nervous, because my thing is only about 7 inches long, and she might think its small.

Girls always talk about how they like big ass huge dicks, and I don’t want to get laughed at.

I know you guys didn’t want to know that, but that is one of the main reasons I am a virgin.

One girl I talked to a long time ago, said she doesn’t like anything under 10 inches.

lol

Don't worry about it unless you're thinking of getting it to porn.

And if a girl calls you out on it, tell her it wouldn't matter if her vag didn't have the dimensions of a freight container.

But it was at one time you made a thread about it, or are there stages?
1.normal
2.if you love me you accept me for who I am
3.we are married and I am only getting fatter.

My thread said she gained weight compared to what she used to weigh, not that she was full blow fat.

But the thread spawned that idea, and I go along with it for the lulz.

[Elimin8tor Z28]

weak

Sorry Awesome O 4000. LOL

I think a phone should be used to talk on.

Not all this other shit they have now.

Plus it is cheaper without the other stuff.


Also, remember Awesome O 4000? LOL

Weak. Lame.

[Elimin8tor Z28]

Butters, Get it up there good and deep.

Cartman, Lame!

[jiveass]

It was the first date.

I don’t want her to think all I want is sex.

I would feel like an asshole just hitting it and quitting it.

I am just not that kind of guy.

I would like to get to know her for a week or two then do it.

I want my first time to be great, not rushed and shitty.

Hell, I have waited so fucking long, what’s another week or so.

I want a girlfriend.

this...is exactly the kinda mentality that fucks everything up!! dude, your like 20, you dont wanna be all tied down n shit....if you wanna be the smooth mack daddy that gets the beef curtains, you cant be mr. nice guy...they will chew your shit up and shit you out....even thought she seems like she likes it right now, eventually it will get old to her....you gotta be the one wearin the pants from the jump...i wish i could just do this for you....id make her and then i would