**** April Fools! Train ****

[Knight]

I am not that I HATE the cold!

I hate the cold too. But I love grilling more....and it's usually not beer in the winter. Fine scotch will make you not so cold.

[transamprincess98]

I hate the cold too. But I love grilling more....and it's usually not beer in the winter. Fine scotch will make you not so cold.

I think I should just move the grill inside

[transamprincess98]

Hubby is not allowed to touch it since he burnt NY strip to a crisp!

[Knight]

I think I should just move the grill inside

Why not just use the stove then? Or are you electric?

[Knight]

Hubby is not allowed to touch it since he burnt NY strip to a crisp!

What kind of non-grilling woman for a husband did you marry?

[35th-ANV-SS]

Things did go well...typical female who is looking to date every Tom, Dick, and Harry out there before she decides she wants to start spending any amount of time with one particular individual.

I went from talking to 5 girls in 1 week to 1. No worries fellas. I don't let females get to me anymore. The one girl kept telling me we were going to hang out and after 2 weekends of her telling me she would let me know and never did...guess what...told her the same f'in thing...adios.

At least I have one though and she actually seems to have her shit together. She is closer to my age and VERY career driven. I have 0 expectations with anyone anymore at this stage in my life.

This will be girl number 25 I've met in the last year.

[blackSS01]

Things did go well...typical female who is looking to date every Tom, Dick, and Harry out there before she decides she wants to start spending any amount of time with one particular individual.

I went from talking to 5 girls in 1 week to 1. No worries fellas. I don't let females get to me anymore. The one girl kept telling me we were going to hang out and after 2 weekends of her telling me she would let me know and never did...guess what...told her the same f'in thing...adios.

At least I have one though and she actually seems to have her shit together. She is closer to my age and VERY career driven. I have 0 expectations with anyone anymore at this stage in my life.

This will be girl number 25 I've met in the last year.

Pimpin ain't easy but it sure is fun

One thing I learned along time ago:

Woman, can't live with them, can't live without them

[transamprincess98]

Why not just use the stove then? Or are you electric?

I have a gas stove top. The grill is just better

What kind of non-grilling woman for a husband did you marry?

Ehh! He does other things better than any kind of cooking. I am the only one allowed to cook anything in this house!

[Z28Thunder]

Pimpin ain't easy but it sure is fun

One thing I learned along time ago:

Woman, can't live with them, can't live without them

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

[blackSS01]

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

I see someone has caught on

Oh, you didn't know! You're ass better call someone

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7wsJM7WFbg[/ame]

[Knight]

I have a gas stove top. The grill is just better


Ehh! He does other things better than any kind of cooking. I am the only one allowed to cook anything in this house!

Just figured, if you were going to move the grill inside, you might as well cook on the stove.

And I don't want to hear about the "other things" he does better than cooking.

[wheeliE-maxx]

what's crackin

[blackSS01]

what's crackin

Another day, another 25 cents

[GTP231]

what's crackin

How was the vacation?

[blackSS01]

The US Government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a Eagle to a Condom! This more accurately reflexs the Government's political stance. A Condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives a false sense of security while being screwed. It just doesn't get anymore accurate then that!

[GTP231]

So at new job I get no time for an air filter but 2 hours for an alignment

[blackSS01]

So at new job I get no time for an air filter but 2 hours for an alignment

Some air filters can be a pain in the ass

[GTP231]

Most alignments take 15 minutes

[blackSS01]

Never aligned a car so I have no clue

[Z28Thunder]

Never aligned a car so I have no clue

It doesn't matter what you think!