would you rather have no legs or no penis

**cam02ss** · 08-04-2007, 08:24 AM

What the fuck kind of poll is this

**71skylark** · 08-04-2007, 08:54 AM

QUOTE=KyleLs1;913959]fuck it, you can always pay a hooker to lick your asshole...

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**SLIM_DURST** · 08-04-2007, 09:48 AM

THe more I think about it, i change my vote to no penis. how can i work and earn a living with no legs. plus i can't exercise and i get fat and die of a heart attack. can't take care of myself. what a pain in the ass. i can still do some things with the wife. yea fuck it... i choose no penis.

**71skylark** · 08-04-2007, 10:00 AM

**TripleBlackTA** · 08-04-2007, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by SLIM_DURST

THe more I think about it, i change my vote to no penis. how can i work and earn a living with no legs. plus i can't exercise and i get fat and die of a heart attack. can't take care of myself. what a pain in the ass. i can still do some things with the wife. yea fuck it... i choose no penis.

umm you can do pushups and situps, just get like those robtic legs or w/e and then you can drive and keep your penis... i choose no legs

**71skylark** · 08-04-2007, 10:10 AM

the thing is that u can get fake legs or whatever u cant get a fake penis a dildo but no pleasure

**TripleBlackTA** · 08-04-2007, 10:11 AM

exactly

**71skylark** · 08-04-2007, 10:15 AM

**SLIM_DURST** · 08-04-2007, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by 71skylark

the thing is that u can get fake legs or whatever u cant get a fake penis a dildo but no pleasure

true.... dayamm. that's why i posted this poll bceause i thought it was one of those timeless questions in life that really are at a crossroads.

**SexOnWheels** · 08-04-2007, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by nhraformula

think about it guys, get rid of your dick, you have no need for women.
no women in your life = peace, happiness, no drama or nagging.
those of you married arent getting laid anyway

That is the truth of the matter.

You always hear stories of when old men cannot use their gear anymore that they say it is a great releif to be done with woman once and for all.

This kind of wisdom makes the choice on this poll easy.

**KyleLs1** · 08-04-2007, 11:41 AM

what woman is going to fuck a guy with robot legs?

**71skylark** · 08-04-2007, 12:21 PM

a women with robot legs too

or a drunk one that doesnt know

**Mikes02Z28** · 08-04-2007, 12:44 PM

I'd rather lose my dick. Just chop it off and mount it in my Z as the gear shifter so that way it will still bring a smile to my face everytime i use it.

**71skylark** · 08-04-2007, 12:46 PM

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**ATCharming** · 08-04-2007, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mikes02Z28

I'd rather lose my dick. Just chop it off and mount it in my Z as the gear shifter so that way it will still bring a smile to my face everytime i use it.

**eddierox** · 08-04-2007, 02:09 PM

Where's the option for no legs and no pen*is ?

**ATCharming** · 08-04-2007, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by eddierox

Where's the option for no legs and no pen*is ?

**sgt0704** · 08-04-2007, 05:49 PM

we all need some serioius counseling.

**dafizzman1** · 08-04-2007, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by nhraformula

think about it guys, get rid of your dick, you have no need for women.
no women in your life = peace, happiness, no drama or nagging.
those of you married arent getting laid anyway

so true...

**Sarge** · 08-04-2007, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by 71skylark

bmyers.....explain something to me....you flamed outta here saying we suck and this sucks and that sucks and your out of here...so why the troll accounts and your back....WTF....fuck off man....71skylark...what the fuck kind of troll account name is that anyway?