funny kill today

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-02-2007, 05:40 PM

last week i was going down the road and this guy in a mazda sr7 or some crap like that (its a suv lookin car thats sits lower and sporty lookin) comes right up on my bumper as i get off my exit. i thought if i catch u with room to race u will eat my dust.

well today fixin to get on the interstate and look over and guess whats siting beside me at the red light, lol yep that dude in the mazda. hes got his music blasting and arm hung out the side of his door looking cooler than the water in a swimmimg pool. next red light is a short distance and on green i give him a little taste of black betty. next light turns and we get on the interstate and i get as close as i can to his bumper we are going 100 mph. I peak over to see if anything is in the next lane....got some room so i roar by the piece of dung bump it up to 115. i get back over in the far left lane again and slow down and here he comes going to do his little fly by. I nail it this time put many lenghts on him. slow back down to look at joe cools face and see what he has to say. when he goes by doesnt even look over. owned.......

moral of the story.......if u wanna race trade the grocery getter in for a real car

**89Firebird2.8** · 08-02-2007, 06:43 PM

I believe that car was a MazdaSpeed3. I hear they're pretty fast as far as riceburners go. Come stock with a turbo. 2.3L 263 hp I4
Horsepower 263 @ 5500 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 280 @ 3000 RPM

Looks something like this.

**89Firebird2.8** · 08-02-2007, 06:52 PM

Or it could be this: CX-7

2.3L 244 hp I4 Turbocharged
Horsepower 244 @ 5000 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 258 @ 2500 RPM

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-02-2007, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by 89Firebird2.8

I believe that car was a MazdaSpeed3. I hear they're pretty fast as far as riceburners go. Come stock with a turbo. 2.3L 263 hp I4
Horsepower 263 @ 5500 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 280 @ 3000 RPM

Looks something like this.

looks close...whats letters /numbers would be on the back ?

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-02-2007, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by 89Firebird2.8

Or it could be this: CX-7

2.3L 244 hp I4 Turbocharged
Horsepower 244 @ 5000 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 258 @ 2500 RPM

thats it right there

**derrinx** · 08-02-2007, 07:19 PM

eww... he tried racing you in an suv? wow...i could understand the 3 but the cx-7? come on

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-02-2007, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by derrinx

eww... he tried racing you in an suv? wow...i could understand the 3 but the cx-7? come on

bet its the last time he wants some of an LS1

**ImpalaSSpeed96** · 08-02-2007, 08:52 PM

I'd be careful about pickin on the grocery getters..... You might end up wonderin how the hell next time you line up against one.

**GetSome04** · 08-03-2007, 03:57 AM

you should of shot him in the face

lol

**Too Fast** · 08-03-2007, 04:19 AM

Normally I just laugh when things like this want to play, I look at the driver and smile with a look like "you want me to risk a big ticket against that thing?" but sometimes.............

**Roastem** · 08-03-2007, 04:28 AM

Originally Posted by JesusFan

thats it right there

waste of gas

**N20LT4** · 08-03-2007, 07:31 AM

I don't even bother to put stress on my motor for cars like that.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-03-2007, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by N20LT4

I don't even bother to put stress on my motor for cars like that.

gotta take my ls1 out for a walk sometimes.....i only hit 115

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-03-2007, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by Too Fast

Normally I just laugh when things like this want to play, I look at the driver and smile with a look like "you want me to risk a big ticket against that thing?" but sometimes.............

he was just really cocky......seen him more than once after work cutting in and out of traffic....felt like he needed an attitude adjustment....the day he ran up on my bumper when I was getting off at my exit pissed me off

**secondgearscratch** · 08-03-2007, 03:48 PM

god what the hell is wrong with people, and mazda for that matter.

mazda is like the metrosexual's motoring company, and theyve recently taken the crown from bmw, who have for many years given transportation to some of the toughest, slick haired, clean shaven, well groomed, face masking, starbucks frappucinno sipping metros this side of the atlantic....

**Too Fast** · 08-06-2007, 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by secondgearscratch

god what the hell is wrong with people, and mazda for that matter.

mazda is like the metrosexual's motoring company, and theyve recently taken the crown from bmw, who have for many years given transportation to some of the toughest, slick haired, clean shaven, well groomed, face masking, starbucks frappucinno sipping metros this side of the atlantic....

LOL!

**Roastem** · 08-06-2007, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by secondgearscratch

god what the hell is wrong with people, and mazda for that matter.

mazda is like the metrosexual's motoring company, and theyve recently taken the crown from bmw, who have for many years given transportation to some of the toughest, slick haired, clean shaven, well groomed, face masking, starbucks frappucinno sipping metros this side of the atlantic....

I'd love to see that in the next issue of car & driver magazine!

**sharptransam** · 08-07-2007, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by GetSome04

you should of shot him in the face

lol

^I like where his head's at.

**sharptransam** · 08-07-2007, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by 89Firebird2.8

Or it could be this: CX-7

2.3L 244 hp I4 Turbocharged
Horsepower 244 @ 5000 RPM
Torque (lb-ft) 258 @ 2500 RPM

It's the love-child of a rx8 and a PT cruiser!

**texinteg** · 08-07-2007, 05:00 AM

Riding his bumper at 100mph is a real smart move. All he would have had to do is hit his brakes and you would have been buying him a new mazda. there would be no way you could react quick enough at those speeds to not hit him if you were as close as you say you were. This is why I dont like racing people on the street cause they pull stupid shit like this. I dont mind having a little fun but thats just reckless.