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05-31-2007, 12:38 AM #241
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05-31-2007, 12:55 AM #245
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purple pearl metalic- 1994 Z28 Camaro
i learned shit about my dad few months ago i never expected or even thought about that no one else in the family even had hinted at, never would've expected it, apparently he was married for 6 years before he met my mom and got married when he was 19 divorced and then remarried, him and my mom have been together ever since tho. he's my dad for god's sake and i didnt know, and it was a shock and a half when i fount out.
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05-31-2007, 02:57 AM #246
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- Retired Outlaw Sum Bitch
Get used to it. It is called female spontaneous combustion. They all are that way. There is absolutely no rational nor reason for these "explosions" and you will drive yourself crazy trying to figure this shit out with females. You just say OK and take her ass home and go watch your movie with your folks. They will ask you where your GF is and you just say she had a female spontaneous combustion and watch your Dad nod his head in understanding without uttering a single word.
Then you get married to one...and have all daughters....one day you will be sitting in your castle enjoying a cold one after a hard day of detailing your car....and suddenly you'll be surrounded by females who all experience female spontaneous combustion all at once. A triple. Scientist can record the explosion from China. You will slowly and quietly get up and go sit in your garage with your car and pop another cold one and remember this post from Sarge.
This is my signature. It is mine. Nobody else has one like it.
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05-31-2007, 03:57 AM #247
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05-31-2007, 04:05 AM #248
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
GOD DAMN! this thread is 8 hours old and has 250 posts?!
sooooooo what movie was it?
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05-31-2007, 04:58 AM #249
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We Trained This Bitch Last Night.....
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05-31-2007, 05:03 AM #250blackwagonGuest
Out the door, no time for bullshit, and if u give in to her she will give it to u up the ass for ever!
Dont let them take control especially acting like that.
Maybe if she has a sister u should shag her sister in front of her, or her best friend, that will fix her very quickly.
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05-31-2007, 06:12 AM #251
dude, you're 16 you don't need drama, especially if the woman you are seeing is older than you...
there's plenty of pussy out there so move on...
wise words my dad told me once while working on my car:
Find 'em
Fuck 'em
Free 'em
Forget 'em
you will know when the right one come along, that's when you will decide you want to do things the right way with the relationship you have with her...
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05-31-2007, 06:13 AM #252
Both, you are an A$$hole and your G/F is a Biatch.
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05-31-2007, 08:35 AM #253
You are 16yrs old kick her to the curb.
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05-31-2007, 08:40 AM #254
LOL this thread is sooo mean! LOL, hey just tell her it's over if you feel that way... she seems she wants it over anyways since she left it upto you. typical girls... she's just afraid to say it but she's thinking it, typical kids
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05-31-2007, 08:45 AM #255
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Dark Gray 02 Tahoe- A few too many Lsx's!
You'll stay with her for a little while longer but guaranteed yall will go your seperate ways eventually. If you're having trouble now at only what a year of being together?? then it will only get worse. You're young, play the field..have fun. Dont get serious with anyone until you're 30 or over.
Just my advice....The best of luck to ya.
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05-31-2007, 09:01 AM #256
Take it from a young guy like your self. Your in High School man, I see this shit daily, I go through it daily. If you plan on marrying her then deal with it, if you dont then kick her to the curb, go to a party and get with another girl to get her off your mind. I have been with my woman for about a year and a half, Im not sure if she is the one I want to marry but once I go to college then we both know we arent going to be together.
Basically If you think you love her deal with it.
If you dont love her kick her ass to the curb and dont think twice about it.
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05-31-2007, 09:21 AM #257
Dude...what she said. You're way to young to be dealing with BS. You should be having fun. If you're stuck with a bitch, your life is going to be a bitch. This is actually kind of funny...2 years I kicked my ex Sara to the curb because we were just clashing...been havin fun ever since. I dunno what your definition of "serious" is but go have fun.
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05-31-2007, 10:02 AM #258
I just had a thought of them 2 being together reading over this thread and laughing it off
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