I Just Got A Blowjob Deluxe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**01RaptorTA** · 05-29-2007, 05:26 PM

I got one long one that lasted about an hour. Well worth all the time...

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2007, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by tornado

Thats kinda weird,does she feel like she is blowin a kid.

It's not weird...sex is better also because you can feel everything if you're both shaved. She'll only feel like she's blowin a kid if you have a small cawk 'n ballz.

**01RaptorTA** · 05-29-2007, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

It's not weird...sex is better also because you can feel everything if you're both shaved. She'll only feel like she's blowin a kid if you have a small cawk 'n ballz.

Ohhh shit, bout to be a throwdown!!!

**310stanger** · 05-29-2007, 05:40 PM

damn. get the 16 oz gloves out

**my5thNewUsernameHere** · 05-29-2007, 05:45 PM

After reading this thread, I think I'm going to go seek me one....

I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow...

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2007, 05:50 PM

I didn't mean it like that, I meant "you" as in whoever is getting the BJ...not the guy I quoted

**ATCharming** · 05-29-2007, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

god damnit!!! why is no1 answering!!!>!>!??!?!?

**Spaz** · 05-29-2007, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by nitrox28

Holy tap dancing Christ! I can't remember the last time that happened. And it was HER idea.

I remember 7years ago when it happened a few times a week but since we got married and had a kid, ZILCH. Nada. Zip. Man. Good times.

how did you get the taste out of your mouth...

sorry bro... had to do it...

**bmyers** · 05-29-2007, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

how did you get the taste out of your mouth...

sorry bro... had to do it...

i used whiskey and mouthwash, not that spearmint shit either(that will never get the taste out) the nasty brown listerine

**Anthracis** · 05-29-2007, 08:34 PM

Holy Crap...FLASHBACK!!! A chick tried to blow me once and it was her first time...I was coaching her and shit. And all of a sudden it happened. Instead of me blowing my load in her mouth, she blew chunks on my lap! It was the most disgusting shit ever!

I stayed away from BJs for a while after that episode. But then I met this chick who insisted that she was the best. Man was she ever....HOLY SHIT! Deep throating like a Madre Focker! Looking up at me and moaning and shit! She was good!

**ATCharming** · 05-29-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

Holy Crap...FLASHBACK!!! A chick tried to blow me once and it was her first time...I was coaching her and shit. And all of a sudden it happened. Instead of me blowing my load in her mouth, she blew chunks on my lap! It was the most disgusting shit ever!

I stayed away from BJs for a while after that episode. But then I met this chick who insisted that she was the best. Man was she ever....HOLY SHIT! Deep throating like a Madre Focker! Looking up at me and moaning and shit! She was good!

that story is going to haunt me forever now. getting a blowjob will never be the same. thank you very much.

**Anthracis** · 05-29-2007, 08:49 PM

Sorry!!

**ATCharming** · 05-29-2007, 08:50 PM

so, for the ten millionth time, WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLOWJOB DELUXE!!!!!!!!!!?

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2007, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Anthracis

But then I met this chick who insisted that she was the best. Man was she ever....HOLY SHIT! Deep throating like a Madre Focker! Looking up at me and moaning and shit! She was good!

Hopefully you never kissed her...who knows how many dicks she sucked to get that good.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2007, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

so, for the ten millionth time, WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLOWJOB DELUXE!!!!!!!!!!?

Maybe when she cups the ballz??

**ATCharming** · 05-29-2007, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Maybe when she cups the ballz??

lol. mehbeh.

i really wanna fuckin know!!!
whatever it is, it must be good if it includes the word DELUXE, in which case i NEED to know so i can coach my girlfriend into doing it

**burnws6** · 05-29-2007, 10:58 PM

a deluxe blowjob is when....its when she...you know she pulls....and then she squats right over.....and then..........

**ATCharming** · 05-29-2007, 11:01 PM

what?

**burnws6** · 05-29-2007, 11:04 PM

i explained it perfectly waddo u mean what?

**LS2Tuner** · 05-29-2007, 11:08 PM

I forgot to fill you guys in on a tip. Have her brush her teeth first and then put it in her mouth and throat!! It's great. Better than crispy bacon in the morning. I had one that used to wake me up that way in the morning.
Too bad she ended up being a crazy bitch!!