more reasons why I hate cats

[Spaz]

Cats suck, they do nothing. Lets review the life of a cat.

1)wakes up
2)shits/pisses in litter box
3)takes a nap
4)eats food given to them
5)takes another nap
6)shits again
7)takes another nap
8)eats more food
9)sheds hair all over shit
10)takes yet another nap

at least dogs will show loyalty, show affection, and guard your house. You never hear of a cat waking up their owner when his house was being broke into.

wtf are you talking about noob! Just think about jinxy...

[98-LS1]

We just picked up a Kitten from our babysitter yesterday. I'm not too fond of cats either but I'll deal with it, it's cute. We are going to have it de-clawed so it doesn't destroy all the furniture and my kids. If the little fucker goes in the garage and jumps on my car, well, it's going to have a short life. I think it'll be allright though.

[SexOnWheels]

Does anyone remember a thread before the last crash (prior to aug2005) about the member who had a house cat crossed with a Mountian Lion (or similar) as pets.

They were huge <70-80lbs and looked like they could eat his pet dogs.

The pictures he posted showed the size and he called them some hybred name that when searched showed a whole society of breeders?

Do not say 'Liger' allthough that is what the old thread was about.

[snaggeltooth]

We had a cat one time ..went about 30 pounds .. Looked like a bobcat ..Was all black ..no tail and ran like a rabbit and not a cat .. We didnt go get him or anything he just showed up one day .. And had no dogs around the house all the time we had him...and was very well tempered ...

[Dax]

Do not say 'Liger' allthough that is what the old thread was about.

I was going to post that!

You have a good memory of the history of this place. You're like our own little AAG Archive forum.

[Modulistic]

I am responsible for the liger internet phenomenon, btw.

I was the first to post it on ls1.com back in the day.

LIGOR!!!!!!!

[MagicMan]

how much of a pussy do you have to be to have your ass kicked by a fucking cat?

[Secret Formula]

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/16786

[snaggeltooth]

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/16786

and there is a lot more like that ...

[Dax]

How many housecats would it take to bring you down?


Say, average 12 lb. male adults. Not declawed. And hungry.

[ztrouble]

depends on how many bullets i have?

[snaggeltooth]

damn !!! just listen to that thing

[Dax]

depends on how many bullets i have?

no weapons, just fists and feet

[SexOnWheels]

I was going to post that!

You have a good memory of the history of this place. You're like our own little AAG Archive forum.

I wish I could remember what this cross-bred kitties were named though.

I do remember the poster stating that it took three generations of this particular feline to be fertile to continue the breed.

@Mod ~ I do not recall if it was your thread or not but if it was try to access the files in your cranium to answer this riddle.

[EEEZNOW]

no weapons, just fists and feet

What about steel toe boots????

[Dax]

What about steel toe boots????

totally nude. No weapons of opportunity lying around.


I think a lot of it would depend on how hungry or pissed they were. Cats aren't normaly pack animals (besides lions).

[Modulistic]

I wish I could remember what this cross-bred kitties were named though.

I do remember the poster stating that it took three generations of this particular feline to be fertile to continue the breed.

@Mod ~ I do not recall if it was your thread or not but if it was try to access the files in your cranium to answer this riddle.

i dont remember cats as huge as you said... I remember one dude had some bengal cats, which are about 20-30 lbs.

[EEEZNOW]

totally nude. No weapons of opportunity lying around.


I think a lot of it would depend on how hungry or pissed they were. Cats aren't normaly pack animals (besides lions).

I say maybe 30 or 40 as long as my pecker didn't bit off......................... You could sling them around until help got there.

[snaggeltooth]

I say maybe 30 or 40 as long as my pecker didn't bit off......................... You could sling them around until help got there.

wrong ...

[ztrouble]

none